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PuppiesHas anyone else ever noticed this? Seriously-- am I crazy? It just occurred to me. Why does no one else see this? posted by Ace at 07:59 PM
CommentsAwwwww... That lovable trio of thieves just stole my heart! Posted by: Dogstar on November 22, 2005 08:15 PM
Oh, man, your page views are going to rocket past Kos'. Posted by: rd on November 22, 2005 08:33 PM
Here's an article you might find enlightening. Just about everybody knows, or has heard of, a person who claims to have been 'mind controlled' at some point in the past or present. Generally the alleged victim will claim that the CIA/FBI/BATF or other dastardly organization planted one or more radio receivers in his or her head, thereby allowing sadistic government agents to speak directly and always abusively to the trembling victim. Apparently, no victim ever receives a helpful news or weather broadcast on this secure channel, with the 'implanted receiver(s)' reserved strictly for sniggering personal abuse, and detailed instructions on how to kill the American President, or perhaps on how to sabotage the whole of Russia and Central Asia with a single box of standard issue hand grenades. Oh, sorry. That wasn't nearly long enough. At the public level, this was the official end of the story, with Congress banning 'subliminal advertising' for good measure. You the public were protected from these horrors, or so you thought, while Hollywood frantically worked on improvements and alternate methods of controlling your thoughts and reasoning through the essentially benign television box. It was by now the early ninteen seventies, and the 'One World Government' fully intended to have you firmly under subliminal television control in less than a decade. Before radio telephony was invented, electronic communication was restricted to Morse Code, where a unique set of dots and dashes represented each letter in the alphabet. Though to an outsider Morse Code seemed and still seems clumsy, it is really very easy when you get used to it. Like any language, practice makes perfect, and expert signallers read morse so fast that they are able to simultaneously write down the English translation. So, while you as a layman will only hear disjointed dots and dashes, the signaller is hearing "Hi Fred, have you got those new coordinates for me?" in real time. OOOHHHH YES! YES! YES! The critical point to remember about Morse Code and the signallers who use it, is that after a period of learning and conditioning, a string of verbal words and complete concepts are manufactured purely by pulsed electrical input, be that input audio or visual. Nor should we forget the morse signal flags used less frequently by the navy and scouts in the field. In this case, the human brain is simultaneously decoding signals sent in a series of perplexing mixed colors, which are apparently meaningless until you are trained to understand them. NOW will you sheeple listen?? Fine then, check this out: Predictably perhaps, I remain permanently barred by American multinationals including Yahoo and PayPal, and more recently have had completely unacceptable restrictions placed on my web page layouts and graphics by others, who for the present will not be named. All seem intent on removing my content from the Internet completely, or in gaining 100% editorial control over my work. Posted by: Joe Vialls' Reanimated Corpse on November 22, 2005 08:45 PM
Those puppies aren't as cute as Sam. http://osm.org/site/story/story.2005-11-22.5837335809?currow=1 Posted by: caspera on November 22, 2005 08:51 PM
True, but kittens are cuter, and they pee on you less. Posted by: TallDave on November 22, 2005 09:27 PM
Dave at Garfield Ridge: Was that you doing Joe Vialls? Posted by: Michael on November 22, 2005 09:37 PM
My ass itches. Posted by: rd on November 22, 2005 09:40 PM
Was that you doing Joe Vialls? Hey, Dave's a gentleman. He doesn't kiss and tell. Posted by: Edward R. Murrow on November 22, 2005 09:42 PM
Edward: You made me laugh. Posted by: Michael on November 23, 2005 12:08 AM
Those are some of the ugliest dogs I've ever seen. Posted by: Beck on November 23, 2005 06:28 AM
You must be an Objectivist, they always percieve things that no one else can, like naked women look good, A is A, etc. Posted by: Dave Munger on November 23, 2005 05:07 PM
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