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November 22, 2005

Naked Testicle Spiderman

With body-painted balls comes great responsibility.


posted by Ace at 07:57 PM
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I didn't need to se that again.
Yet I clicked to see it.

Do I...


...hate...

...my...


...daddy?

Posted by: Bart on November 22, 2005 09:08 PM

MY EYES!!! The goggles, they do nothing!

Posted by: Evil Otto on November 22, 2005 09:20 PM

Are those his spinnerets?

Posted by: isayalotofthings on November 22, 2005 09:44 PM

tubino?

Posted by: roscoe k on November 22, 2005 10:07 PM

Hate you. Hate, you. Hate. You.

HATE


YOU

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on November 22, 2005 11:03 PM

It's unseemly. It's embarrassing. It's probably better left unsaid. But I have to confess, Naked Testicle Spiderman is starting to intrude on my thinking in unwanted ways. Can somebody please tell me the backstory? Who is he? What was the occasion? Where was the photo obtained? Did he paint himself, or did he have help? He shaved himself first, didn't he? Oh, god...he did, didn't he?

Somebody. Please help me scrape this abomination off the inside of my visual cortex.

Posted by: S. Weasel on November 23, 2005 12:34 PM

Shaven Scrotum Spidey. Weasel, I can't begin to describe the fiery hatred I'm feeling for you right now.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 23, 2005 10:10 PM

Weasel:

Remember when Ace pretended to quit blogging and then had himself a strange little vacation?

Yeah. So now you know.

Posted by: sandy burger on November 23, 2005 10:13 PM

Don't get me started on when Ace pulled that stupid prank.

Posted by: Bart on November 23, 2005 10:15 PM
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