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November 22, 2005
Knock It Off, Moron. This Is Getting Annoying.Okay, I will. Just trying to make a point. posted by Ace at 08:00 PM
CommentsSo, did you make alot of money? Posted by: harrison on November 22, 2005 08:05 PM
we'll see how the "new format" catches on. But I really think I just have to do this on a new liberal blog. They don't seem very demanding, God love 'em. Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 08:08 PM
As I asked below, is this a hidden dig at Instaheh? Posted by: someone on November 22, 2005 08:10 PM
They don't seem very demanding.. Its the whole lower neuron count to body mass thing. If you were a slime mold, you'd not be very demanding either... Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 22, 2005 08:10 PM
You know, Ace, I read you rather than Atrios because I find his style . . . Atriosious. Yours is well, as long as I am doing bad puns-- the Ace. Please stop imitating him Posted by: Mark L. on November 22, 2005 08:13 PM
No, but I suppose I could do a similar parody there. But I won't. It's a parody of Atrios. See the post way down below now 'Has anyone ever read Atrios' Blog?" His blog is almost exactly like what I've just posted. Except what I did in fifteen minutes is two days "blogging" for him. Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 08:14 PM
Actually, it would be pretty funny if you started a fake leftist blog and actually made some good money from it. Probably still wouldn't get your screenplay sold, though. Posted by: someone on November 22, 2005 08:16 PM
We could more easily forgive you, if there were more, um, boob photos. Posted by: Dogstar on November 22, 2005 08:16 PM
Ace, You've got to do Sullivan parody next. Posted by: roscoe k on November 22, 2005 08:20 PM
Oops Sorry - I thought this was Atrios' Blog. Nevermind. Posted by: Dan on November 22, 2005 08:23 PM
I gotta admit, I've never looked at Atrios' blog. That was just brilliant though. Posted by: Greg on November 22, 2005 08:28 PM
I could have lived the rest of my days without learning of Atrios', however, it's taught me to appreciate reading you even more than I already do. Posted by: Civetta on November 22, 2005 08:48 PM
oil oil oil oil oil!!!! chimpy chimpy so very wimpy the noise is loud as the right wing howls why o why do the soldiers die sing with me, oh glory be Fitzmas Fitzmas we wait for thee Fitmas Fitzmas we wait for thee Fitmas Fitzmas we wait for thee
Posted by: The Warden on November 22, 2005 08:53 PM
Ace just doesn't understand the subtly nuanced beauty of Atrios' minimalist blog. Must you constantly clutter your pages with words and pictures? Isn't all of this constant news and chatter superfluous? Won't you let the stark, haunting background talk to you with its own beauty, spare and elegant? Are you feeling it, man? The old-fashioned 'conveying ideas through written messages' thing is OVER. 20th Century cave painting, man. It's time to move ahead of the pack. Do it. Do it. Posted by: lauraw on November 22, 2005 08:54 PM
Not that I've read it recently, but if you read the comments they all tend to meander after the first couple - essentially every thread is an open thread. It's all "air america just reported that dick cheney licks frogs", ad nauseum. Posted by: Yaron on November 22, 2005 08:56 PM
Empty white page. One link. To an oil rig. Posted by: The Warden on November 22, 2005 08:56 PM
Puppies. Posted by: on November 22, 2005 10:10 PM
You're right, that was annoying, informative, but annoying...
Posted by: Matthew O. on November 22, 2005 10:19 PM
Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on November 22, 2005 10:37 PM
Nice song Warden, dick. You might find this link helpful. Posted by: The Warden on November 22, 2005 10:40 PM
Doc, I'm going to print that one out for my sons. Posted by: Sue Dohnim on November 22, 2005 11:08 PM
You might find this link helpful.
Posted by: Matthew O. on November 22, 2005 11:30 PM
Oh, actually Matthew I'm flattered. I'm better at that stuff than I thought. If only it didn't make me feel like I'd rolled around in piss soaked garbage w/a tootheless crack whore... Posted by: The Warden on November 23, 2005 09:16 AM
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