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November 17, 2005
Wonkette Needs HelpHaving been clued in by the inestimable Jim Geraghty at NRO, I had to click on the link and see what trainwreck awaited over at Wonkette. I am astonished. Wonkette writes a post using the word f**king and f**k, but manages to avoid juxtaposing it with any ass references at all. Needless to say, ass f**king is not in her list of 'banned words.' Wonder why? In the spirit of constructive criticism, may I suggest we send her some tips (something non-sexual for a change, I imagine) for words she should ban? Or just use the comments, because, well, don't you know that Wonkette is a big fan of Ace? posted by Harry Callahan at 07:46 PM
CommentsHow about the words "effective vocabulary"? Never to be used in the same sentence. Posted by: rabidfox on November 17, 2005 07:54 PM
-"a little birdie told me" Any phr*se where "Must" and "Quote" are paired. Posted by: The Ghost of Rusty Shackleford on November 17, 2005 07:58 PM
Bart here reminding everyone that Wonkette looks like a man...in drag. Click me! Posted by: Bart on November 17, 2005 07:59 PM
Grim milestone Theocracy Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 17, 2005 08:00 PM
Wonkette writes a post using the word f**king and f**k, but manages to avoid juxtaposing it with any ass references at all.Well, the list does include the word "butterstick," for those of you who've seen Last Tango In Paris. Posted by: Alex on November 17, 2005 08:05 PM
Bart, She mentions a Mr. Wonkette in that post. Is she actually married to someone or is she referring to "her"self? I agree, she certainly looks like a man. Posted by: Dale on November 17, 2005 08:35 PM
Good questions, Dale. Warning: More of Bart's pop psychology. reaching out to her father and expressing her anger towards him for lousy parenting. Her main goal is to hurt her father by exhibit the exact type of behavior that he would disapprove of most. Or, Ana recognizes that she looks like a drag queen and wants to remind her readers that she is a girl and she is in a heterosexual relationship. Posted by: Bart on November 17, 2005 08:50 PM
Astroglide? I wonder if Ms.(?) Wonkette has learned how to spit roofies into her(?) date's mouth yet? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on November 17, 2005 08:50 PM
Is there a Mr. Wonkette? Yes, apparently there are two of them, exisiting in a committed, mutually-satsifying relationship that meets the approval of majority (just) of the Mass Supreme Court. Posted by: Joe L. on November 17, 2005 09:56 PM
What we got here is a clear cut case of reverse Buffalo Bill syndrome. When the Wonkette is referring to "Mr. Wonkette" we are witnessing a metamorphisis similar to a tranny taking his wank and putting it between his legs. She is crying out that she would fuck her. I would have to say, based on Bart's input, that her proudly hostile deviant behavior is definately a cry for help, expressed along with a sincere, almost pathetic desire, for male compatability. Now, based on the photo of the Cap. Hill Prostitute and the Wonkette, I have to wonder which way this Buffalo Bill pokes out. Maybe it is a dude afterall. Posted by: joeindc44 on November 17, 2005 10:09 PM
People still read Wonkette? Posted by: cheshirecat on November 17, 2005 10:44 PM
"Grim milestone" is actually perfect for the (ha!) poll. Thanks for the -- heh heh -- input, guys. You should get out more! And by "out," I mean "in," if you know what I mean. I only wish I were as pretty as a drag queen. Posted by: wonkette on November 17, 2005 10:46 PM
Chunky McThunderBalls...refering of course to the overweight intern that stuck it, up to the nuts, into her cornhole. Just a suggestion. Posted by: sentinel on November 17, 2005 10:46 PM
BUSH ADMINISTRATION! CAN I JUST GO ONE DAY WITHOUT ANYBODY SAYING "BUSH ADMINISTRATION"? Conservatives don't say "BUSH ADMINISTRATION". Liberals use it 20-to-1 more often. Just...don't...say....BUSH ADMINISTRATION! Posted by: El Conquistadore on November 17, 2005 10:49 PM
And Valerie Plame! VALERIE PLAME! VALERIE PLAME! VALERIE PLAME!! STFU about VALERIE PLAME! (and show more pictures of bbeck. Especially ones where you can tell how big her boobs are). Posted by: El Conquistadore on November 17, 2005 10:51 PM
I only wish I were as pretty as a drag queen. Or as tasteful. Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 17, 2005 10:53 PM
I visited the Wonkette site once and never felt a desire to return (unlike DU which is a source of constant amusment). Crazy can be good and entertaining. She's crazy, but is neither good nor entertaining. Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 18, 2005 03:03 AM
So she objects to the term, "Pajamahadeen." Perhaps she'd be more comfortable with "Drop-Seat Pajamahadeen." Posted by: Boerder Reiver on November 18, 2005 10:26 AM
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