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November 16, 2005
The Mother of All Chutzpah AwardIn an article about the supposed torture of terrorist suspects by the Iraqi government (boo f'n' hoo) gleams this absolute gem of gall: Many Sunnis fear that methods used by the Interior Ministry forces - known by fearsome names such as the Scorpions and the Wolf Brigade - are setting the stage for sectarian war. Yes, you should fear that, assholes. Because I promise you, if you and your Islamist buddies do provoke a civil war -- things are going to go rather badly for you. Securing a piece of Iraq's oil reserves will be the least of your concerns. And who will intervene on your behalf? America? Hardy-har-har. We're intervening on your behalf right frickin' now and you blow us up in gratitude. posted by Ace at 04:41 PM
CommentsYeah. If a sectarian war does happen (which is very unlikely), I'd point at events like the Ashura day bombing as setting the stage. It seems pretty obvious where the source of the problems in Iraq is. Nonetheless, I'm sure abuses are occurring (it's a third world country), and need to be addressed immediately before they get entrenched. Good for the Iraqis for looking into this. Posted by: SJKevin on November 16, 2005 05:00 PM
"Yeah. If a sectarian war does happen (which is very unlikely), I'd point at events like the Ashura day bombing as setting the stage." I'd go back to the time the Sunni killed Mohamed's brother or son or whatever. Posted by: harrison on November 16, 2005 05:15 PM
For about two years I've watched the goalposts move. Still, I could get almost any pro-war person to agree that a civil war in Iraq would have to qualify as a failure from the US POV. I expect that goalpost to be moved any minute now, if it isn't already. And what is it with conservatives and moral relativism? Now it seems Iraqis torturing their own people is okay -- as long as its Sunnis being tortured. Anyone notice that the first deadline regarding Phase II of Roberts' intel probe came and went -- and nothing happened? No? Didn't think so. Posted by: tubino on November 16, 2005 06:04 PM
If a turd falls out of a tree in the woods with no one around, does it make a sound? Posted by: polynikes on November 16, 2005 06:27 PM
Still, I could get almost any pro-war person to agree that a civil war in Iraq would have to qualify as a failure from the US POV. ...and the reasons you are so keen to indudce this "failure" are? Posted by: on November 16, 2005 07:13 PM
I'll take a crack at it, tubino. Iraq's regime, for decades, had been training as many professional torturers as it could. Read "The Republic of Fear" for a sober - despite the title - analysis of this process. You can't expect a society so ridden with the techniques of cruelty to move into human rights-oriented democracy overnight, or even in a few years. Look at West Africa ... war and dicatorship do lasting damage to society. This is bad news, but it shouldn't be completely unexpected, and it shouldn't be allowed to make the perfect the enemy of the good. That little "boo hoo" in Ace's post is - sorry, oh great one - gross and out of line. It is not okay for Iraq's government, directly or through militia proxies, to torture its prisoners of whatever sect. But it would be irresponsible to spin this as proof positive that Iraq's new government is as bad as, or even comparable to, its previous one. Yes, I know. Halliburton. 8.8 billion. Aluminum tubes. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Knemon on November 16, 2005 07:29 PM
It's an old adage, but in a civil war, you have to pick a side or stay out of it. We're in it, and we sure as hell won't be siding with the Sunni Arabs against the Shia and the Sunni Kurds. You have nothing to fear but fear itself... and 3/4 of the rest of the country. Posted by: Sean on November 16, 2005 07:43 PM
Yeah, the Sunnis fear that the Shia will do to them what they've done to the Shia for oh-so-long... Posted by: Uncle Jefe on November 16, 2005 07:56 PM
Let's be careful to separate the torture. Torturing prisoners for info is a-okay. Don't lump the tortures into one pile, UJ. Posted by: Bart on November 16, 2005 08:11 PM
Moving goalposts? Human rights abuses are on the decline. Media freedom is on the rise. Democracy is happening now, something the left said couldn't be done. Our goal has been consistent from the beginning. We want Iraq to be a stable liberal democracy, capable of defneding itself. We're not there yet, but we're getting there quickly. Those goalposts are exactly where they were when this started. Tubino could have picked at Ace for not being careful to condemn human rights abuses. Instead, it's more leftist talking points. I didn't bother responsing to Tubino, because he hasn't shown himself to be an honest debater. I guess I'm responding now, but I'm really just trying to say this to Knemon and friends. They might find it interesting. Tubino is perfectly smart enough to understand my post, but he is unwilling to, because he is a liar. I love the fact that, in a post about chutzpah, a leftist shows up here accusing the right of moving goalposts on Iraq. Now that is comedy. Posted by: SJKevin on November 16, 2005 08:16 PM
Hi, I'm Tubino's twin brother, Fubino. When he was a boy, our mother lost him while shopping for shoes. We found little Tooby a few hours later in the women's undergarment department. He has never been the same since, nor has he ever forgiven our poor mother for losing him in that big department store in Toronto. Since then, Tubino has resorted to a life of self-hatred. He habitually wears womens underwear and constantly lies to make friends. Will you please help my brother? Sincerely, Posted by: Tubino's brother on November 16, 2005 08:34 PM
When I wear women's underwear, I feel like a viking. Posted by: sandy burger on November 16, 2005 08:50 PM
Bart: I agree with you that there's a difference. The left wants to blur the distinction and draw ridiculous moral equivalencies. At the same time, I'm opposed to all of it. Posted by: SJKevin on November 16, 2005 09:33 PM
Here's a simple way to test your emotional maturity: Can you resist an easy bitch-slapping of Tubino? Posted by: Michael on November 16, 2005 09:41 PM
Apparently not, Michael. Merry Fitzmas, everyone! Posted by: Toobeano on November 16, 2005 09:43 PM
Imagine a world where Clinton had to invade the Balkans, pacify the Croats, Slovenes, Bosnians, and Serbs with the requirement that Yugoslavia must be kept as a unitary state for "regional security." Does anyone here think we wouldn't still be occupying and fighting in this case? This is essentially what was done in Iraq. A civil war was thrown up as a worst case scenario before the war, but actually, it might not be. You'd have achieved a lot of your goals, and the rump states might even become close allies on the US for security guarantees. Posted by: Aaron on November 16, 2005 10:01 PM
"...and the reasons you are so keen to indudce this "failure" are?" I was never keen to do any such thing. I simply noticed the moving justifications, the moving goalposts/objectives. So starting soon after the invasion, I regularly asked some pro-war buddies (I get along with a lot of folks in real life) what would constitute failure. The only point of regular consensus was that civil war would constitute a failure. Turning Iraq into a breeding ground for int'l terrorism was usually good for second place. Then I come across a post in which sectarian/civil war is not only not feared, but apparently welcomed for the bloody revenge of bloodshed and possible genocide and ethnic cleansing it would bring -- because the Sunnis (all of them?) deserve it. Yeah, I have a problem with that. "Those goalposts are exactly where they were when this started." When the invasion occurred, I don't recall anyone saying that a sectarian war would be a welcome outcome. Citation? Knemon: agreed. What most bothered me about the post was the assumption that "Sunnis" being bothered about the possibility of sectarian war = Ba'athist henchmen fearing retribution. But not all Sunnis were complicit in the oppression, and not all are involved in the insurgency. And of course, if all you can say is that the US is still better than Saddam.... is that really good enough? "How about this, Tubby, not only did we stop the Sunni torture/genocide, but when we find out that some Shia (the rather low-end of the Shia, btw) are doing same, we stop them too. Sure. I don't think it's right for anyone. But I don't believe the US has taken anywhere near sufficient steps to stop US abuse of prisoners (Bush's only veto might be to reject prohibition of torture???), and it has lost the moral voice on the topic. Maybe the Iraqi govt will do a better job. Oh, and I *like* women's underwear. You got a problem with that? (Incredible how much energy some will expend to dodge a topic.) Posted by: tubino on November 16, 2005 10:41 PM
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Hoo boy, someone's off his meds... Posted by: zetetic on November 16, 2005 10:44 PM
As regards verbosity, Gramps beats tubby hands down. Logic-wise, I'd say a tie. Posted by: BrewFan on November 16, 2005 11:00 PM
I'm back and lying better than ever! It is time for fast spin mode. I will be making up shit like speaking to my "pro-war buddies" and using terms often associated with me, against you dummies -- moving goal posts. Let us pray: Turning Iraq into a breeding ground for int'l terrorism was usually good for second place. See that huge lie? Nobody outside the circles of the Kos diarrheaists spoke of that crap. But I'm so slick that I'm going to slip that right by you. Just a lie.
Here I really stick my foot in my stupid anti-American mouth. Not only do I expect you to believe the premise that there actually is a civil war in Iraq, but I try to confuse you with more made up shit. Genius. Posted by: Toobeano on November 16, 2005 11:02 PM
"And of course, if all you can say is that the US is still better than Saddam.... is that really good enough?" Whoah there, tubino. Two problems with this: 1) The US was not the entity torturing these 173 people 2) The new Iraqi government is not perfect. It is also way, way better than the old Iraqi government. This is why I accuse you of making the perfect the enemy of the good. I understand where you're coming from. Remember, a lot of us who currently line up differently than you started out on the left, too. I still believe in peace, love, understanding and all that jazz. Torture makes me feel ill when I read about it and many's the time I just want to say "the hell with it - let's just come back home and we won't have to deal with it. As long as we're not the ones with blood on our hands." That's why it's a good thing that people like me aren't currently in charge. Unfortunately, we don't have any FDRs or HSTs or even JFKs on offer right now - principled liberals who are willing to use this country's might for good. We have the Republicans, whom I'm not overly fond of, and tweedledums like Dick Durbin, who make the Republicans (barely) acceptable by comparison. Posted by: Knemon on November 16, 2005 11:59 PM
Both the Sunnis and Shiites, for different reasons, may actually want a civil war. Both may think they can win. Seriously. Consider this: Historically, the Sunnis have always been the ones staffing the officer corps in the Army and secret police. They are better organized than the Shiites and very determined to come back to the top. They may also believe that starting a civil war will get Sunni arab "peacekeeping" troops from other Arab countries in to help them. As for the Shiites, we all know they are 60% of the country, and have over two generations worth of atrocities to revenge. The Kurds would probably split off and form their own state with as much of the Northern territories as they could grab. Iran would no doubt help their fellow Shiites as well. The overall result would be a bloodbath - and proof that democracy can not work in Arab countries. That is a limited defeat for us, true. On the other hand: Iraq will be unable to resume any WMD programs, with any luck the civil war will kill millions tieing up Arab and Islamic energies that would otherwise go into anti-American terrorism, (like France during the 30 years war we could play both sides against each other and keep the pot boiling for decades). And, the Shiites and Kurds can be counted on to cheerfully kill al-qaida terrorists for us, at least, all that they catch. Iraq will be permanently removed as a state which sponsors terrorism -and that Tubino, was our main goal. So, if the Shiites and Sunnis want their civil war - let them have it. Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 17, 2005 01:06 AM
"with any luck the civil war will kill millions" Yeah, see, "with any luck" and "kill millions" only belong in the same sentence if you're Stalin, Hitler or someone like that. You sick fuck. Posted by: Knemon on November 17, 2005 01:34 AM
wears womens underwear and constantly lies to make friends Rose goes in the front big guy. Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 17, 2005 10:47 AM
Grandpa escaped from the home and has passed through Cold Fury, too. Keepr: "Come along, old man, and we'll get you some tapioca and let you watch Matlock." Gramps: "Maaaatloooock!!!!!!" Posted by: on November 17, 2005 01:43 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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