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November 16, 2005
Legal Smackdown Of Tom DeLay's Original IndictmentIf you want to skip it, the quick version is the My Cousin Vinne demurrer: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit." He'll be taking down the second indictment next. posted by Ace at 04:14 PM
CommentsYup, that's some good reading there. Us reality based commenters conserved the crazy that would have been needlessly burned if we had not pointed out some of his points months ago. Since I did not have the Texas Annotated Code, I did not know about Baker, but it seems that we were right about this being a non-crime. I can't wait to read this guy's thoughts on the whole money laundering charge. I personally saved 3 moores (the standard unit of measuring crazy, 10 deans to the moore) of crazy by pointing out the actual definition of the crime. Its gonna be a strange to read the reports about the dismissal of the Delay indictment. How will they do that. How much crazy will be lost on that???? Posted by: joeindc44 on November 16, 2005 04:37 PM
Ace, check out Donald Sensing going to town on the Dems. with a 300 lbs. sledgehammer. He's got all you need on the "Did Bush lie?" meme. Also Junkyardblog has a nifty little Just Google It sidebar ad you might like. Posted by: The Apologist on November 16, 2005 04:43 PM
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