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November 16, 2005

Legal Smackdown Of Tom DeLay's Original Indictment

Pretty good, if you want to know the precise legal reasons as to why the first indictment was defective on its face.

If you want to skip it, the quick version is the My Cousin Vinne demurrer: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit."

He'll be taking down the second indictment next.


posted by Ace at 04:14 PM
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Yup, that's some good reading there. Us reality based commenters conserved the crazy that would have been needlessly burned if we had not pointed out some of his points months ago. Since I did not have the Texas Annotated Code, I did not know about Baker, but it seems that we were right about this being a non-crime.

I can't wait to read this guy's thoughts on the whole money laundering charge. I personally saved 3 moores (the standard unit of measuring crazy, 10 deans to the moore) of crazy by pointing out the actual definition of the crime.

Its gonna be a strange to read the reports about the dismissal of the Delay indictment. How will they do that. How much crazy will be lost on that????

Posted by: joeindc44 on November 16, 2005 04:37 PM

Ace, check out Donald Sensing going to town on the Dems. with a 300 lbs. sledgehammer. He's got all you need on the "Did Bush lie?" meme.

Also Junkyardblog has a nifty little Just Google It sidebar ad you might like.

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