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November 14, 2005
Are You a Canadian Prison Guard?Let me give you some career advice. Find a new job, while you still can. Aside from the novel theory that giving inmates broader access to very useful weapons is a good thing, does anyone else figure that the sort of prisoner who most wants tattoos will want a gang/racist/unapproved tattoo? That's okay, though, because the bleeding-hearts mean well, so whether their ideas are actually, you know, GOOD ONES, is beside the point. posted by Harry Callahan at 02:11 PM
CommentsHmm... so heroin is readily available in the prisons? Well, I guess the silver lining is that it can't be all that hard to get cigarettes. Posted by: Guy T. on November 14, 2005 02:27 PM
So, in their concern for public health, they are handing out needles to the inmates? I can see it...I mean, afterall, if those needles are then used as weapons, there will be far fewer public menaces with which to concern themselves. Next step? Hypo-allergenic, 100% Egyptian cotton bedsheets (300 t.c.), used as tourniquets, to prevent infection to their wounds and new, soft, toilet seats to make face-flushing a less traumatic experience. Posted by: jmflynny on November 14, 2005 02:42 PM
jmflynny, 300 thread count? You evil SOB - anything under 500 tc is unspeakably inhumane and you know it! What is it with you people and torturing prisoners? Posted by: Enas Yorl on November 14, 2005 02:59 PM
I've heard that we're handing over prisoners to Jordan. They make them sleep on... oh, I can't bear to even type this... it's horrible, just terrible... POLYESTER BLEND! HOW CAN WE LIVE WITH OURSELVES?! Posted by: Sue Dohnim on November 14, 2005 03:55 PM
My tentative retirement plan is to rob a bank in Canada and get sent to prison. Posted by: Dave Munger on November 14, 2005 04:22 PM
I have a lot of friends who are cops in Vancouver - and needles are their number one concern. Druggies even use them to rob gas stations. At any given time there are a few cops on medical leave taking an anti-AIDS drug cocktail "just in case" after getting stuck with a needle during a search or an arrest. The local needle "exchange" is run by a bunch of sloppy, enabling mofo's and they rarely insist on an actual exchange. I'm told that in the old days a junkie would die to protect his rig - but now they don't care and will casually use them as weapons. Ahh, progress. Posted by: holdfast on November 14, 2005 04:27 PM
Come now, Enas. You wouldn't really want to be accused of 'coddling', now would you? I say "Screw 'em!" 300 t.c. is all they deserve! Posted by: jmflynny on November 14, 2005 05:23 PM
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