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November 14, 2005

Are You a Canadian Prison Guard?

Let me give you some career advice.

Find a new job, while you still can.

Aside from the novel theory that giving inmates broader access to very useful weapons is a good thing, does anyone else figure that the sort of prisoner who most wants tattoos will want a gang/racist/unapproved tattoo?

That's okay, though, because the bleeding-hearts mean well, so whether their ideas are actually, you know, GOOD ONES, is beside the point.


posted by Harry Callahan at 02:11 PM
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Hmm... so heroin is readily available in the prisons? Well, I guess the silver lining is that it can't be all that hard to get cigarettes.

Posted by: Guy T. on November 14, 2005 02:27 PM

So, in their concern for public health, they are handing out needles to the inmates?

I can see it...I mean, afterall, if those needles are then used as weapons, there will be far fewer public menaces with which to concern themselves.

Next step?

Hypo-allergenic, 100% Egyptian cotton bedsheets (300 t.c.), used as tourniquets, to prevent infection to their wounds and new, soft, toilet seats to make face-flushing a less traumatic experience.

Posted by: jmflynny on November 14, 2005 02:42 PM

jmflynny,

300 thread count? You evil SOB - anything under 500 tc is unspeakably inhumane and you know it! What is it with you people and torturing prisoners?

Posted by: Enas Yorl on November 14, 2005 02:59 PM

I've heard that we're handing over prisoners to Jordan. They make them sleep on... oh, I can't bear to even type this... it's horrible, just terrible... POLYESTER BLEND!

HOW CAN WE LIVE WITH OURSELVES?!

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on November 14, 2005 03:55 PM

My tentative retirement plan is to rob a bank in Canada and get sent to prison.

Posted by: Dave Munger on November 14, 2005 04:22 PM

I have a lot of friends who are cops in Vancouver - and needles are their number one concern. Druggies even use them to rob gas stations. At any given time there are a few cops on medical leave taking an anti-AIDS drug cocktail "just in case" after getting stuck with a needle during a search or an arrest. The local needle "exchange" is run by a bunch of sloppy, enabling mofo's and they rarely insist on an actual exchange. I'm told that in the old days a junkie would die to protect his rig - but now they don't care and will casually use them as weapons. Ahh, progress.

Posted by: holdfast on November 14, 2005 04:27 PM

Come now, Enas.

You wouldn't really want to be accused of 'coddling', now would you?

I say "Screw 'em!" 300 t.c. is all they deserve!

Posted by: jmflynny on November 14, 2005 05:23 PM
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