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November 14, 2005
Winning Qualifications for California School BoardThe secret sauce is in combining being a convicted wife beater and drug abuser and currently serving time in prison. After all, who knows better about how to educate our children? posted by Harry Callahan at 02:01 PM
CommentsShaun Bowler, a political science professor at the University of California, Riverside, said Hale may have gotten votes because he was at the top of the ballot.Californians: not fit for self-government. Posted by: someone on November 14, 2005 02:10 PM
Too bad he wasn't in jail in Canada. He could have shown up at the next school board meeting sporting a brand new free tatoo Posted by: PointyHairedBoss on November 14, 2005 02:28 PM
Romoland School District Board??? Must be a slow news day. In Ohio, after months of crony pay-to-play scandals, voters rejected reform. I guess Ohioans are not fit for self-govt either. In the United States, about 35% of those polled approve of a lying president, though, so what do you expect? Bush continues to insist that Congress had the same information he had, which is flatly false, and he must know that. Josh Marshall catalogs the lies of the RNC, via RNC chair Mehlman. But these are the Republican talking points, so good to learn your way around them. Here's an excerpt, but you need to go the original to get the links that debunk the claims. One was that the Senate intel report exonerated the administration of any effort to mislead the American people over Iraq. Wrong. They specifically did not look at that question. Oh, time to catch up on the new terms. What was torture is now "enhanced interrogation techniques" or "extraordinary rendition." What was lying is now "manipulating intelligence." Posted by: tubino on November 14, 2005 02:32 PM
I declare Tubino the Winner of the Non-Sequitur Troll Award for today. You may resume your normal life. That is all. Posted by: Harry Callahan on November 14, 2005 02:34 PM
Harry: Can you give Bean-O a shot to the nuts for me? Do me a solid, man. (If you can mock him while he is writhing in pain on the ground, that's five bucks in your pocket, paisan.) I'd do it myself, but this might be construed as a response directly to him, which I have sworn never to do again. P.S. - Hitting him in the neck with a cactus would also be acceptable. Posted by: Monty on November 14, 2005 02:42 PM
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