Demented Cane-Shaking Sasquatch Al Green Loses His Primary Hugely

Al Green is a noted crusader for the rights of indigenous cavemen.

He carries what he says is a Magic Stick that allows him to poke ghosts in the belly when they get to hollerin' and actin' the fool.

Texas redrew its congressional map -- you might have heard. Two Democrat incumbents challenged each other for one of the few remaining blue districts, and Democrats chose the one who is not cursed by the Mark of the Werewolf.

Christian Menefee defeats longtime Houston Rep. Al Green in Texas' new 18th Congressional District Green's loss means the Texas House delegation is losing one of its most senior members, who served more than 20 years in Congress.

Green, who has represented the 9th Congressional District since 2005, has been a vocal opponent to President Donald Trump's policies in Washington and a fixture on the Houston political scene. Green repeatedly and unsuccessfully filed articles of impeachment for Trump during the president's first and second terms. He was also removed from the State of the Union earlier this year after unfurling a protest sign. He had vowed to continue fighting Trump's agenda if reelected and leaned on his experience, pitching himself as the candidate has been doing the job.

Menefee will face the GOP nominee Ronald Dwayne Whitfield. Whitfield faces an uphill battle as the district is deep blue; Kamala Harris would have carried the new district by 55 points.

They packed as many Democrats as possible into a few districts.

But there are fewer blue districts now.

Trump had thoughts:

Congratulations to the Dumocrat Party! Al Green, one of the most mentally deficient Congressmen in the history of our Country, has lost, in a landslide, his seat in Congress -- But I will miss that lunatic not screaming and violently waving his cane at me during my next State of the Union Speech.

It's a bad day for senile cavemen, which means it's a good day for more fully-formed humans.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM

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