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November 10, 2005

Ralph Nader's New Cause? Protecting the Free Speech Rights of Political Dissident Terrell Owens

Is it really so hard to be out of the spotlight for six minutes, Ralph?

It's official: Our civil rights are perfectly secure. They must be, or else Ralph Nader wouldn't be reduced to standing up for downtrodden $200,000+/per week oppressed superstars like Owens.

And what's next for Ralph? A class-action lawsuit against the public for not buying Madonna's bomb American Life.


posted by Ace at 11:06 PM
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Uh-oh. "Coupon: the Movie" all over again.

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on November 10, 2005 11:24 PM

Ah, America. Where the poor are fat and the dissidents are rich and free.

Posted by: Stillers on November 11, 2005 12:05 AM

What does Nader think we're going to do, send T.O. to Gitmo?

...Which probably would be fine with the rest of the Eagles, come to think about it...

...of course, Nader should have been one of the first inmates.

Posted by: Wes S. on November 11, 2005 12:48 AM

"Nader behind bars?"

That rolls of the tongue quite nicely actually.

If only stupidity were a prosecutable crime...

Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 11, 2005 01:28 AM

So who's gonna stick up for the Eagle owner's right to freedom of speech. Namely his first amendment right to spend his money on whomever he Goddamn pleases.

Posted by: Sticky B on November 11, 2005 09:28 AM

Ralph Nader big time pain in the rear why dont he just quit trying to be such a jerk?

Posted by: spurwing plover on November 11, 2005 10:14 AM

Serously, Ace, I've been very good this year. Can I please, please, please have a funnier troll for Christmas?

I'll even take Cedarford back from whatever charity outfit you donated him to.

Posted by: The Warden on November 11, 2005 11:03 AM

You don't think spurwing is for real?

Posted by: lauraw on November 11, 2005 11:37 AM

You don't think spurwing is for real?

He's real, all right - I checked around a little bit and he's got quite a history around the net, posting as Dick (Great Auk) Short from Etna, CA. That's probably his real name and location.

I've spotted Cedarford over at Belmont Club, where I think he's more annoying to the other posters (who tend to a more serious slant) than he was here.

Posted by: geoff on November 11, 2005 11:56 AM

Spurwing also comments on a number of blogs under the "spurwing plover" moniker, all similarly inane and non-responsive.

Posted by: S. Weasel on November 11, 2005 12:06 PM

Where the fuck is the Friday Flame Thread??

Posted by: Madfish Willie on November 11, 2005 12:35 PM

are we *sure* spurwing isn't a computer program?

Posted by: Knemon on November 11, 2005 03:07 PM

RALPH FUCKING NADER!

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on November 11, 2005 09:52 PM

Don't look now, Ralph . . . Jessie Jackson is hot on your heels!

Posted by: Tim Higgins on November 13, 2005 01:27 AM
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