Uh-oh. "Coupon: the Movie" all over again.

Ah, America. Where the poor are fat and the dissidents are rich and free.

What does Nader think we're going to do, send T.O. to Gitmo?

...Which probably would be fine with the rest of the Eagles, come to think about it...

...of course, Nader should have been one of the first inmates.

"Nader behind bars?"

That rolls of the tongue quite nicely actually.

If only stupidity were a prosecutable crime...

So who's gonna stick up for the Eagle owner's right to freedom of speech. Namely his first amendment right to spend his money on whomever he Goddamn pleases.

Ralph Nader big time pain in the rear why dont he just quit trying to be such a jerk?

Serously, Ace, I've been very good this year. Can I please, please, please have a funnier troll for Christmas?

I'll even take Cedarford back from whatever charity outfit you donated him to.

You don't think spurwing is for real?

You don't think spurwing is for real?

He's real, all right - I checked around a little bit and he's got quite a history around the net, posting as Dick (Great Auk) Short from Etna, CA. That's probably his real name and location.

I've spotted Cedarford over at Belmont Club, where I think he's more annoying to the other posters (who tend to a more serious slant) than he was here.

Spurwing also comments on a number of blogs under the "spurwing plover" moniker, all similarly inane and non-responsive.

Where the fuck is the Friday Flame Thread??

are we *sure* spurwing isn't a computer program?

RALPH FUCKING NADER!

Don't look now, Ralph . . . Jessie Jackson is hot on your heels!