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November 07, 2005

Chemical Attack By Americans Kills Two Iraqi Freedom Fighters

Preliminary reports say the chemicals in question were HDX, capable of bursting in a highly pressurized cloud sometimes called an "explosion" in military jargon.

One of the guys killed was Abu Hamza, but, alas, not this Abu Hamza:

For three seconds I got the first erection I've had since 1989. Damn, I felt like a God.


posted by Ace at 04:08 PM
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So, when your little guy stands up, it gets saluted by a one armed terrorist?

Posted by: on November 7, 2005 04:15 PM

TWO Abu Hamzas?

Ohmigod, they've perfected cloning!

Posted by: cirby on November 7, 2005 04:19 PM

Holy crap! Is that Aqua Man?

Posted by: Brass on November 7, 2005 04:30 PM

It's Atrios.

Posted by: Yes, it is on November 7, 2005 05:14 PM

If pop culture has taught me nothing else--and it hasn't--it's that you can identify geopolitical bad guys by their resemblance to evil henchmen from the stupider Roger Moore-vintage Bond movies. Why the left can't understand this simple principle, I'll never know.

Posted by: utron on November 7, 2005 06:18 PM

utron, what does that say about Cheney?

uh-oh ...

Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 06:24 PM

utron, what does that say about Cheney?

It depends. Imagine him with a 3 foot high clone of himself. Would he rap to Will Smith?

If so, I've got a theory I'm working on, about a 60s spy spoof movies.

Posted by: Dogstar on November 7, 2005 06:47 PM

Well, Knemon, you'll notice that Cheney lacks the telltale signs: the Mao suit, the cigarette holder. Also, I've never seen Cheney stroking his pussy, and I hope to god I never do.

Anyway, Cheney would be a supervillain. I'm talking henchmen: guys with hooks, or eyepatches, or steel teeth. Stuff like that.

Posted by: utron on November 7, 2005 06:48 PM

Oh. Henchmen vs. supergenius villains. Got it.

Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 06:58 PM

Just to be clear, I think guys with hook-hands should be called "Enforcers."

"Henchmen" to me are the minor evil characters who do little things for the archvillain, like helping him smuggle in nuclear bombs.

Oddjob-- Enforcer

Various Chinese Scientists -- henchmen

Posted by: ace on November 7, 2005 07:00 PM

What about the anonymous, interchangeable legions of dudes with horrible aim?

Fodder?

Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 07:07 PM

yeah, fodder, minions.

Stormtroopers... cool name, cool outfits, but they have guns that can't hit anything and armor that never ONCE deflected a shot fired at them.

Although I'm told it's pretty effective against clubs and sharpened sticks.

Posted by: ace on November 7, 2005 07:09 PM

You can also divide them up by script allocation:

Fodder=1 scene, in 1 setting.
Henchmen=multiple scenes, 1 setting.
Enforcers=multiple scenes, multiple settings.

Posted by: utron on November 7, 2005 07:11 PM

Where do the goon squads from the Adam West "Batman" series fit into this?

The ones with the black T-shirts and their nicknames printed in white?

Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 07:31 PM

How can that be AQUAMAN he is clean shaven wears a neat swim outfit and he dont have a hook it must be CAPT HOOKER

Posted by: spurwing plover on November 7, 2005 08:30 PM

Uh, Ace, loose shit. If you remember, fucking Ewoks were kicking Stormtrooper ass, with clubs and spears.

I understand you're a Star Trek man yourself, as am I, but c'mon!

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on November 7, 2005 08:41 PM

Forgot to add, sorry spurwing plover, they've updated Aquaman to make him all bad-ass and everything.

Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on November 7, 2005 08:47 PM

Re: the pic of Abu,
Abu may soon be in need of eye patch if he's not careful.

Posted by: Bart on November 8, 2005 01:19 AM

Abu might also want to pray to Allah that he never gets crabs.

Posted by: Mike on November 8, 2005 05:26 PM
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