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Chemical Attack By Americans Kills Two Iraqi Freedom FightersOne of the guys killed was Abu Hamza, but, alas, not this Abu Hamza:
For three seconds I got the first erection I've had since 1989. Damn, I felt like a God. posted by Ace at 04:08 PM
CommentsSo, when your little guy stands up, it gets saluted by a one armed terrorist? Posted by: on November 7, 2005 04:15 PM
TWO Abu Hamzas? Ohmigod, they've perfected cloning! Posted by: cirby on November 7, 2005 04:19 PM
Holy crap! Is that Aqua Man? Posted by: Brass on November 7, 2005 04:30 PM
It's Atrios. Posted by: Yes, it is on November 7, 2005 05:14 PM
If pop culture has taught me nothing else--and it hasn't--it's that you can identify geopolitical bad guys by their resemblance to evil henchmen from the stupider Roger Moore-vintage Bond movies. Why the left can't understand this simple principle, I'll never know. Posted by: utron on November 7, 2005 06:18 PM
utron, what does that say about Cheney? uh-oh ... Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 06:24 PM
utron, what does that say about Cheney? It depends. Imagine him with a 3 foot high clone of himself. Would he rap to Will Smith? If so, I've got a theory I'm working on, about a 60s spy spoof movies. Posted by: Dogstar on November 7, 2005 06:47 PM
Well, Knemon, you'll notice that Cheney lacks the telltale signs: the Mao suit, the cigarette holder. Also, I've never seen Cheney stroking his pussy, and I hope to god I never do. Anyway, Cheney would be a supervillain. I'm talking henchmen: guys with hooks, or eyepatches, or steel teeth. Stuff like that. Posted by: utron on November 7, 2005 06:48 PM
Oh. Henchmen vs. supergenius villains. Got it. Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 06:58 PM
Just to be clear, I think guys with hook-hands should be called "Enforcers." "Henchmen" to me are the minor evil characters who do little things for the archvillain, like helping him smuggle in nuclear bombs. Oddjob-- Enforcer Various Chinese Scientists -- henchmen Posted by: ace on November 7, 2005 07:00 PM
What about the anonymous, interchangeable legions of dudes with horrible aim? Fodder? Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 07:07 PM
yeah, fodder, minions. Stormtroopers... cool name, cool outfits, but they have guns that can't hit anything and armor that never ONCE deflected a shot fired at them. Although I'm told it's pretty effective against clubs and sharpened sticks. Posted by: ace on November 7, 2005 07:09 PM
You can also divide them up by script allocation: Fodder=1 scene, in 1 setting. Posted by: utron on November 7, 2005 07:11 PM
Where do the goon squads from the Adam West "Batman" series fit into this? The ones with the black T-shirts and their nicknames printed in white? Posted by: Knemon on November 7, 2005 07:31 PM
How can that be AQUAMAN he is clean shaven wears a neat swim outfit and he dont have a hook it must be CAPT HOOKER Posted by: spurwing plover on November 7, 2005 08:30 PM
Uh, Ace, loose shit. If you remember, fucking Ewoks were kicking Stormtrooper ass, with clubs and spears. I understand you're a Star Trek man yourself, as am I, but c'mon! Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on November 7, 2005 08:41 PM
Forgot to add, sorry spurwing plover, they've updated Aquaman to make him all bad-ass and everything. Posted by: Lapsed Leftist on November 7, 2005 08:47 PM
Re: the pic of Abu, Posted by: Bart on November 8, 2005 01:19 AM
Abu might also want to pray to Allah that he never gets crabs. Posted by: Mike on November 8, 2005 05:26 PM
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