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November 06, 2005
Worst Night of Rioting Yet In FranceMayhem Goes National, Hits Outskirts of Capital; 1,295 Cars Burned in Worst Night of Arson Yet And a bomb-making factory has been discovered in Police also found a gasoline bomb-making factory in a rundown building in Evry, a southern Paris suburb that contained 150 explosives, more than 100 bottles, gallons of fuel and hoods for hiding rioters’ faces, Jean-Marie Huet, a senior Justice Ministry official, said Sunday. Remember when the Europeans suggested that 9/11 was a Muslim reaction American refusal to sign the Kyoto Accords? Well... 1,295 French cars burned in one night alone (900 last night, thousands altogether). Maybe this is all just a reaction to France's failure to fully implement the Accords. Just trying to help. Just speculating as to the Kyoto-based "root causes" of this terrorism. A Grim Milestone... Photoshop at LGF. posted by Ace at 02:25 PM
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Posted by: Jake on November 6, 2005 02:36 PM
On the plus side, we get the opportunity to read The Most Obtuse Article Ever Written. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 6, 2005 02:46 PM
Overall, they tend to riot a lot in France. It's pretty common. I've found myself unexpectedly in the middle of a couple of them. And so is setting poor defenseless cars on fire. Posted by: on November 6, 2005 02:49 PM
I heard when the rioters went for the nursery, they were met with a hail of sippy cups. At least some brave french toddlers put up a fight. Viva le bebe! Posted by: on November 6, 2005 02:54 PM
So, I guess, we have passed the "grim milestone" of 2000 burned cars. Posted by: harrison on November 6, 2005 02:56 PM
Chiraq lied while Peuegots died! So how long til the lefties start supporting the "freedom fighters" in Paris? Posted by: Iblis on November 6, 2005 03:01 PM
This isn't precisely terrorism - it's good old-fashioned street violence. Germany, circa 1932. Except there's only one side - for now. Posted by: Knemon on November 6, 2005 03:27 PM
Pardon me. Did you say "Yout's"? Posted by: on November 6, 2005 03:48 PM
How come nobody has mentioned that Sarkozy called the rioters 'scum'? That's always mentioned, no article is complete without it. Posted by: wyguy on November 6, 2005 03:50 PM
I heard that he didn't call them scum but rabble rousers. It's the media that has mistranslated it. Posted by: on November 6, 2005 04:03 PM
how long til the lefties start supporting the "freedom fighters" in Paris? Ibs, they had a "peace march" yesterday for the purposes of urging a dialogue between both sides. Is there anything moral equivalence can't do? Posted by: Bart on November 6, 2005 04:03 PM
Well the car toll is over Three Thousand according to FT. You gotta wonder if this is a plot by the automakers to bolster sagging sales. Posted by: Iblis on November 6, 2005 04:28 PM
I think it's time for the surrender monkeys French to follow the advice of Group Captain Lionel Mandrake: "Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for you twit!" In all seriousness I think that things are going to work out well for the scum in the short term, but come the next elections the situation is going to deteriorate rapidly. Unless the French population is more craven than I thought, in which case life is going to get very bad for us. Posted by: MMDeuce on November 6, 2005 04:37 PM
"how long til the lefties start supporting the "freedom fighters" in Paris?" The WaPo article linked to at LGF is the first step I've seen in that direction. It's a pretty big step. ACE, if you're looking for material, this thing seems eminently fiskable: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/05/AR2005110501515.html "Rage of French Youth is a Fight for Recognition" Party like it's 1969 ... Posted by: Knemon on November 6, 2005 04:38 PM
From what I understand, the peace march was held by the government's tame Imams. It looks like the rioters threw rocks at the peace marchers so I'm guessing it didn't go over so well. Posted by: Brass on November 6, 2005 04:59 PM
So much for eschewing schadenfreude, Ace. That sure didn't last long, did it? Thank god. Now I can get down to the business of laughing at French misfortune. God I'm petty and small-minded. Posted by: Jeff B. on November 6, 2005 05:22 PM
eschewing schadenfreude Gesundheit! Posted by: geoff on November 6, 2005 05:29 PM
Wait until the demands of "autonomy" start to appear -- then the French will realize what they're really up against. Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 6, 2005 06:13 PM
Doing my own trolling on DU today. There is already speculation that this is a plot by Bushitler/Rove or the CIA. The very thought that Islam is out of control and mutating like a virus is something that just never crosses their minds You can't make this shit up. In the immortal words of Jim Morrison, permanent resident of France.."come on baby light my fire." Posted by: JackStraw on November 6, 2005 06:17 PM
Also found were hoods.... sort of like Islamic Jihad hoods? No... can't be. We've been assured Islam has nothing to do with this. Even though a bomb factory indicates planning, coordination and outside support...... No really, blame anything BUT Islam. Been saying it as soon as the news hit here - this is the start of Islamification. Those who are joking now about calls for autonomy will find their jokes aren't jokes after all. Inclusion of sharia law as a gesture of respect will be asked for by the muslims and probably given by the French government. When that happens, it's the beginning of the end. Posted by: William Thrash on November 6, 2005 06:23 PM
Purple Avenger, they've already called for religious/cultural autonomy under their own "shieks", who just happen to be members of the Mulism Brotherhood. Posted by: rabidfox on November 6, 2005 06:25 PM
Rabidfox: I heard they asked for it in Denmark, but haven't seen it about France, yet. Do you have a link about that? I'd like to start including it in my "I told you dummies so" posts. Posted by: William Thrash on November 6, 2005 07:17 PM
Wouldn't that be "I told you dhimmis so" posts? Posted by: cthulhu on November 6, 2005 07:37 PM
I have seen it a couple times, William. See if I can find it for you. In the meantime, I wonder how this would go over in America. I saw Cindy Sheehan say the other day that Muslims are our brothers and sisters at the same time whinning that Bush wouldn't meet with her again. Hey at least he met with her once and didn't insist she stap on a burka. Come to think of it I just lost a little respect for Bush for not insisting she was double bagged. http://www2.rnw.nl/rnw/en/currentaffairs/region/netherlands/ned041122 Posted by: JackStraw on November 6, 2005 07:55 PM
I'm liking LePen's electoral chances right now. Wonder what Vegas posts him at to win the next French election? Posted by: Chocolate Tennis Balls on November 6, 2005 08:05 PM
Well people are strange when you're a stranger, or so I've heard. I think these troubled youths are simply trying to break on through to the other side, so to speak. Posted by: Enas Yorl on November 6, 2005 08:06 PM
So, William T, is this how Eurabia will be realized? Posted by: Bart on November 6, 2005 08:18 PM
In the meantime, I wonder how this would go over in America. It would sound like open season to my heavily armed narrow minded peace loving ass. Everyone in my neighborhood has worked way too hard for what they've got and would be unlikely to allow it to go up in flames without a very bitter extremely vigorous resistance. Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 6, 2005 08:43 PM
Viva la Resistance! Posted by: Pepe LePew on November 6, 2005 08:48 PM
Perhaps the largest casualty of all these arson raids will be the application of Turkey to the EU. Even though Charlatan Chirac supports this, Merkel in Germany is against and in France it looks like the xenophobic right led by Le Pen will have additional heft. Posted by: dave in boca on November 6, 2005 08:55 PM
I guess this is how they demonstrate that they're ready for self-rule. Not exactly the Boston Tea Party. Posted by: lauraw on November 6, 2005 10:20 PM
Bart, sure seems like it to me. Posted by: William Thrash on November 6, 2005 11:48 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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