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November 06, 2005

Worst Night of Rioting Yet In France

Mayhem Goes National, Hits Outskirts of Capital; 1,295 Cars Burned in Worst Night of Arson Yet

YOUEE's -- Youths of Undetermined Ethnic Extraction, pronounced YOW-ees -- use molotov cocktails and gasoline bombs to burn cars, trucks, nurseries (!), schools, businesses.

And a bomb-making factory has been discovered in Fallujah a suburb of Paris:

Police also found a gasoline bomb-making factory in a rundown building in Evry, a southern Paris suburb that contained 150 explosives, more than 100 bottles, gallons of fuel and hoods for hiding rioters’ faces, Jean-Marie Huet, a senior Justice Ministry official, said Sunday.

Remember when the Europeans suggested that 9/11 was a Muslim reaction American refusal to sign the Kyoto Accords?

Well... 1,295 French cars burned in one night alone (900 last night, thousands altogether). Maybe this is all just a reaction to France's failure to fully implement the Accords.

Just trying to help. Just speculating as to the Kyoto-based "root causes" of this terrorism.

A Grim Milestone... Photoshop at LGF.


posted by Ace at 02:25 PM
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I think it is due to French cars' lousy reliability record.

Posted by: Jake on November 6, 2005 02:36 PM

On the plus side, we get the opportunity to read The Most Obtuse Article Ever Written.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 6, 2005 02:46 PM

Overall, they tend to riot a lot in France. It's pretty common. I've found myself unexpectedly in the middle of a couple of them. And so is setting poor defenseless cars on fire.

Posted by: on November 6, 2005 02:49 PM

I heard when the rioters went for the nursery, they were met with a hail of sippy cups. At least some brave french toddlers put up a fight. Viva le bebe!

Posted by: on November 6, 2005 02:54 PM

So, I guess, we have passed the "grim milestone" of 2000 burned cars.

Posted by: harrison on November 6, 2005 02:56 PM

Chiraq lied while Peuegots died!

So how long til the lefties start supporting the "freedom fighters" in Paris?
Of course when they finally overthrow the government there'll be a caliph and not an emperor, but hey what's in a name.

Posted by: Iblis on November 6, 2005 03:01 PM

This isn't precisely terrorism - it's good old-fashioned street violence. Germany, circa 1932. Except there's only one side - for now.

Posted by: Knemon on November 6, 2005 03:27 PM

Pardon me. Did you say "Yout's"?

Posted by: on November 6, 2005 03:48 PM

How come nobody has mentioned that Sarkozy called the rioters 'scum'? That's always mentioned, no article is complete without it.

Posted by: wyguy on November 6, 2005 03:50 PM

I heard that he didn't call them scum but rabble rousers. It's the media that has mistranslated it.

Posted by: on November 6, 2005 04:03 PM
how long til the lefties start supporting the "freedom fighters" in Paris?

Ibs, they had a "peace march" yesterday for the purposes of urging a dialogue between both sides.
These of course are the same asswipes who believe the Palestinians have every right to bomb busses to counter the asymmetric Israeli Defense Force.

Is there anything moral equivalence can't do?

Posted by: Bart on November 6, 2005 04:03 PM

Well the car toll is over Three Thousand according to FT. You gotta wonder if this is a plot by the automakers to bolster sagging sales.
It looks like Sarkozy might make inroads with the French voting public.

Posted by: Iblis on November 6, 2005 04:28 PM

I think it's time for the surrender monkeys French to follow the advice of Group Captain Lionel Mandrake: "Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for you twit!"

In all seriousness I think that things are going to work out well for the scum in the short term, but come the next elections the situation is going to deteriorate rapidly. Unless the French population is more craven than I thought, in which case life is going to get very bad for us.

Posted by: MMDeuce on November 6, 2005 04:37 PM

"how long til the lefties start supporting the "freedom fighters" in Paris?"

The WaPo article linked to at LGF is the first step I've seen in that direction. It's a pretty big step.

ACE, if you're looking for material, this thing seems eminently fiskable:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/05/AR2005110501515.html

"Rage of French Youth is a Fight for Recognition"

Party like it's 1969 ...

Posted by: Knemon on November 6, 2005 04:38 PM

From what I understand, the peace march was held by the government's tame Imams. It looks like the rioters threw rocks at the peace marchers so I'm guessing it didn't go over so well.

Posted by: Brass on November 6, 2005 04:59 PM

So much for eschewing schadenfreude, Ace. That sure didn't last long, did it?

Thank god. Now I can get down to the business of laughing at French misfortune. God I'm petty and small-minded.

Posted by: Jeff B. on November 6, 2005 05:22 PM

eschewing schadenfreude

Gesundheit!

Posted by: geoff on November 6, 2005 05:29 PM

Wait until the demands of "autonomy" start to appear -- then the French will realize what they're really up against.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 6, 2005 06:13 PM

Doing my own trolling on DU today. There is already speculation that this is a plot by Bushitler/Rove or the CIA. The very thought that Islam is out of control and mutating like a virus is something that just never crosses their minds You can't make this shit up.

In the immortal words of Jim Morrison, permanent resident of France.."come on baby light my fire."

Posted by: JackStraw on November 6, 2005 06:17 PM

Also found were hoods.... sort of like Islamic Jihad hoods? No... can't be. We've been assured Islam has nothing to do with this.

Even though a bomb factory indicates planning, coordination and outside support......

No really, blame anything BUT Islam.

Been saying it as soon as the news hit here - this is the start of Islamification. Those who are joking now about calls for autonomy will find their jokes aren't jokes after all.

Inclusion of sharia law as a gesture of respect will be asked for by the muslims and probably given by the French government.

When that happens, it's the beginning of the end.

Posted by: William Thrash on November 6, 2005 06:23 PM

Purple Avenger, they've already called for religious/cultural autonomy under their own "shieks", who just happen to be members of the Mulism Brotherhood.

Posted by: rabidfox on November 6, 2005 06:25 PM

Rabidfox: I heard they asked for it in Denmark, but haven't seen it about France, yet.

Do you have a link about that? I'd like to start including it in my "I told you dummies so" posts.

Posted by: William Thrash on November 6, 2005 07:17 PM

Wouldn't that be "I told you dhimmis so" posts?

Posted by: cthulhu on November 6, 2005 07:37 PM

I have seen it a couple times, William. See if I can find it for you.

In the meantime, I wonder how this would go over in America. I saw Cindy Sheehan say the other day that Muslims are our brothers and sisters at the same time whinning that Bush wouldn't meet with her again. Hey at least he met with her once and didn't insist she stap on a burka. Come to think of it I just lost a little respect for Bush for not insisting she was double bagged.

http://www2.rnw.nl/rnw/en/currentaffairs/region/netherlands/ned041122

Posted by: JackStraw on November 6, 2005 07:55 PM

I'm liking LePen's electoral chances right now. Wonder what Vegas posts him at to win the next French election?

Posted by: Chocolate Tennis Balls on November 6, 2005 08:05 PM

Well people are strange when you're a stranger, or so I've heard. I think these troubled youths are simply trying to break on through to the other side, so to speak.

Posted by: Enas Yorl on November 6, 2005 08:06 PM

So, William T, is this how Eurabia will be realized?

Posted by: Bart on November 6, 2005 08:18 PM

In the meantime, I wonder how this would go over in America.

It would sound like open season to my heavily armed narrow minded peace loving ass.

Everyone in my neighborhood has worked way too hard for what they've got and would be unlikely to allow it to go up in flames without a very bitter extremely vigorous resistance.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 6, 2005 08:43 PM

Viva la Resistance!

Posted by: Pepe LePew on November 6, 2005 08:48 PM

Perhaps the largest casualty of all these arson raids will be the application of Turkey to the EU.

Even though Charlatan Chirac supports this, Merkel in Germany is against and in France it looks like the xenophobic right led by Le Pen will have additional heft.

Posted by: dave in boca on November 6, 2005 08:55 PM

I guess this is how they demonstrate that they're ready for self-rule.

Not exactly the Boston Tea Party.

Posted by: lauraw on November 6, 2005 10:20 PM

Bart, sure seems like it to me.

Posted by: William Thrash on November 6, 2005 11:48 PM
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