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November 03, 2005
French Vow No Surrender in Quagmire War Against Suburban InsurgentsSo they've ruled out surrenderez. Trouble is, like the Eskimos having 40 words for "snow," the French language has over 600 close synonyms for "surrender," "roll over," "appease," or "jump on a table and shriek like a little girl having a conniption," so ruling out just one of those words really doesn't mean much. Once upon a time Beirut was called the Paris of the Middle East. Now Paris is Beirut on the Seine. posted by Ace at 08:43 PM
CommentsSo, if they've ruled out surrender, which direction do you think they'll flee? Posted by: Al on November 3, 2005 08:44 PM
Of course the French won't surrender. The question is: when will the French start to collaborate? Posted by: Slim on November 3, 2005 08:59 PM
"Beirut on the Seine," huh? Should I demand royalties? ;-) Eh, nonetheless, it's accurate. An obvious metaphor. Posted by: Barry on November 3, 2005 09:02 PM
I think the most amazing sentence in that article is this one: "Since then, they have spread, first to neighbouring suburbs and finally to every compass point around the French capital." Last news article I read, the riots were confined to cites to the north and west of Paris. Now it's all over the place? That's real news. Why isn't this getting more news coverage? (He asks, knowing the answer already) Posted by: Steven Den Beste on November 3, 2005 09:23 PM
Steve! How the heck are you doing? I hope all is reasonably well. (just some fan asking). Posted by: joeindc44 on November 3, 2005 09:30 PM
They will surrender. Muslims account for 10% of the French population, the French are clearly outnumbered. Posted by: scott on November 3, 2005 09:38 PM
Lessee, they can integrate their society, or kill and deport all the troublemakers. Oh, it's a cliffhanger. Posted by: lauraw on November 3, 2005 10:03 PM
I just finished watching a Simpsons' episode where Lisa is Jon of Arc. At the dinner table she states to the family that she must lead the french to victory against the English. Homer then exclaims, "We don't have a word (in french) for victory". Doh! Posted by: kaos on November 3, 2005 11:12 PM
All kidding aside, the French are supposed to have a pretty decent army - where the heck is it? What are they waiting for before they declare martial law? Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 3, 2005 11:45 PM
I bet they switched all of their industry to white cloth production already. Posted by: on November 3, 2005 11:49 PM
the French are supposed to have a pretty decent army - where the heck is it? I agree with the question but differ in its meaning. What kind of uncommitted force do you think France can muster? Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 3, 2005 11:56 PM
This isn't necessarily all bad. I remember being a kid in southeast Michigan while entire neighborhoods in Detroit were being burned down by rioters. It was a wake up call for everyone. We knew that something fundamental had to change. Maybe the French will stumble onto the same conclusion. Posted by: Michael on November 4, 2005 12:39 AM
The french have one decent legion, but it's full of non-french, and can't be used within france. Posted by: err head on November 4, 2005 06:21 AM
This isn't necessarily all bad All bad? It's all Good! The only way these pukes were ever going to learn was by a 2x4 applied to the head. I'm not surprised by any of this including the lack of media coverage to what is building into a potential meltdown of the French way of life. Posted by: JackStraw on November 4, 2005 07:30 AM
By the way, who gets worse ethnic stereotyping than "French Muslims"? What do they do, launch surrender attacks? Or, as they prefer to call them, "collaboration operations." Posted by: Bob Hawkins on November 4, 2005 10:55 AM
This "Islamification" isn't just happening in France. The media loves to ignore it because it's a religion. I wrote an article about the how far the murder has reached in just the last 12 months: We are drowning in murders and Islamification. Know what our government is doing to combat this? Our government is striving to be inclusive of Islam in this big American group-hug of all-inclusion we've learned to secularly develop. Our government is worrying about violating Islamic murderers civil rights. Our government is supporting the establishment of Islamic religious centers here in America (3,000 and counting). Our government is wringing their hands over "respecting" Islam. our government fears "offending" muslims. Our government is trying to win this war by "spreading democracy" and making intellectual-sounding pontifications. We did not beat Hitler with pontifications. Islam has NEVER been defeated - only pushed back, temporarily. They were never pushed back by "including" them. They were never pushed back by "respecting Islam." They were never pushed back by worrying about their civil rights. Islam was only ever pushed back WHEN WE WERE KILLING THEIR ASSES. A politically correct approach will not work with Islam. Read my link above. Elsewhere on that page are links to articles I wrote about the crusades and sharia law. If we think we're winning because we can make moral-sounding arguments, then history has taught us nothing. On this present course, we are losing this war. That's not a "loser" position. It is a frank assessment of our chances using the current strategy. When our government gives aid and support to the enemy, we're guaranteed to lose. Islam is a disease - a rabid dog. You don't make friends with it. You don't help it spread. You don't respect it. You quarantine the disease and KILL it. Posted by: William Thrash on November 4, 2005 11:58 AM
France is in trouble because its government and citizens refused to integrate immigrant muslims within their communities. In the early 70s muslims began entering France to work and fundamentalism was low. In the last 10 years, however, after most major factories employing muslims shuttered, fundamentalism and a movement in the islamic community to "return to muslim sensibility" grew and in the last week exploded. Now France is in deep shit. I think Bush was right to reach out to muslim leaders in the U.S. and elsewhere. We don't have the same challenges in the U.S. regarding a en masse loss of muslim jobs and so we can still "work" with muslims here to turn away from fundamentalism. I can't predict if this will stop 10 homegrown terrorists, but I know not doing so will definitely increase the odds my subway car will blow up one day. Posted by: ChrisG on November 4, 2005 12:51 PM
No retreat no surrender is the french chicken showing some backbone? Posted by: spurwing plover on November 5, 2005 11:17 PM
"I remember being a kid in southeast Michigan while entire neighborhoods in Detroit were being burned down by rioters." You make it sound like that was a BAD thing. In Detroit, that's called "Urban Renewal." :-) Posted by: Wonderduck on November 6, 2005 01:12 PM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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