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November 03, 2005
Email of the Day: Andrew Sullivan, Bipolar BloviatorI've said similar stuff before, but I'll post alex's musings on Excitable Boy: I hate to think what Andrew Sullivan's exes must all have endured--the man simply has no 'lukewarm' valve--he's either scalding hot or freezing cold. There's just no getting out of a relationship with a man like that on a 'lets be friends' level--I suspect Sullivan's not on speaking terms with a single old boyfriend. And whether or not Sullivan ever decides to settle down for good with the current boyfriend (which, by MA law, he can do if he cares to), he's certainly not about to marry any particular idea and settle down with it any time soon, or accept responsibility for any idea after he's fallen out of love with it--the man's an intellectual Casanova. Exactly. It's one thing to have a change of mind. But usually people who do are a bit apologetic, a bit embarassed, and have a bit of sympathy for their one-time allies who they've now left behind. Were I to suddenly decide Bush erred in going to war with Iraq, I would make my case, but I would certainly not be venomous to war-supporters, whose opinion I had shared just a few weeks before. With Sullivan, it's unapologetic, unabased self-righteousness on every single idea that enters his brain, even regarding those upon which he had the precise opposite opinion a few months ago. The man went from sarcastically mocking those concerned with abusing terrorists to screeching about the US being a "rogue state" without ever proceeding through even a "conflicted rumination" phase. The man doesn't have a philosophy. He has a Tiger Beat What's Hot/What's Not list in his brain that changes as quickly as Madonna's costumes at a concert-slash-kabbalah-ceremony. And the emotion...! My god, the emotion! I found it exhausting to even attempt parodying Sullivan's, let us say, rather passionate form of "analysis." Who the hell can be that outraged and/or exhilerated that many times a day? He's like a five-year-old kid whose every schoolday features three Christmasses and three trips to the dentist. I suppose one could say he's being "honest," giving us the "unfiltered Sullivan," except 1) he's pretty dishonest (still making his mind up about Bush, $100,000 bandwidth costs, etc.) and 2) please, if I must have Sullivan at all, let me have a filter. A really, really strong one. Only an absolute narcissist could be so in love with his own musings, and so convinced of the complete righteousness of crap he just thought up five seconds ago. Andrew Sullivan is the high priest of his own personal Cult of Personality. posted by Ace at 06:27 PM
CommentsOne of the many, many things that bothers me about the Excitable One is his absolute refusal to see anyone but himself acting in good faith. If you disagree with homosexuality, you're not acting out of religious conviction, you're a theocrat bent on stripping gays and lesbians of their civil rights. I simply cannot read his rants anymore. The man has no political conviction - just vitriol for anyone who isn't exactly just like him on every issue. Posted by: Slublog on November 3, 2005 06:47 PM
Yeah, Don Luskin pointed that out years ago, and I followed up on the point. Sullivan's rhetoric is nonstop ad hominem (yes, okay, mine too) but then, get this, interrupted by pious calls for "civility" in debate. One or the other, asshole. One or the other. Posted by: ace on November 3, 2005 06:49 PM
You called Sullivan an "asshole?" What are you, some kind of bigot sending subliminal messages that gays and lesbians are less deserving of civil rights than you are?!? Friggin' theocrat. Posted by: Slublog on November 3, 2005 06:52 PM
Andrew Sullivan is the high priest of his own personal Cult of Personality. At the rate his traffic is dropping off, Andy will be ready for his close-up very soon, Mr. DeMille. Posted by: BumperStickerist on November 3, 2005 07:13 PM
You're right about his accusations of bad faith. Goldstein wrote today about the same trend in feminist bloggers, but Sullivan's as guilty of it as they are. I think a big reason he blows so hot and cold is because of the attention it gets him. That's not to say his opinions aren't honestly held, but the guy fancies himself as highly infuential -- and there's not much influence to be had in cautious, circumspect criticism. Note that when OJR took a poll of A-list bloggers in 2003 to find out who was the most influential of them all, Sullivan pointed to ... himself. Not an untenable argument, especially at the time, but it does make you wonder how heavily this stuff weighs in his decision to drop bombs about "rogue states" and such. Posted by: Allah on November 3, 2005 07:16 PM
At the rate his traffic is dropping off According to Truth Laid Bear, he's getting 72,000+ hits a day, BS. Hewitt, by comparison, only gets 50,000. Posted by: Allah on November 3, 2005 07:21 PM
One or the other, asshole. One or the other.--Ace
Posted by: dougf on November 3, 2005 07:26 PM
Yet he's a frequent commentator on Chris Matthews show (yah yah, I know no one watches it but..) representing the more conservative viewpoint. Allegedly. I guess according to Chris, Andy is indeed conservative. Posted by: Kina on November 3, 2005 07:27 PM
I really can't think of one conservative blogger who even links to his postings anymore....at least not any self-respecting ones. Other than his appearances on a fellow effeminate male's cable program and the occasional talking head stint, he's fast becoming a non-player in the world of serious political commentary. Personally, I find his nearly constant gay-baiting antics as equally annoying as Jesse Jackson's race-baiting rants. Just the name of his blog alone, The Daily Dish, was enough to annoy the fuck out of me. Perhaps Tammy Bruce should've reconsidered naming her blog The Carpetlicker Conservative....Tee Hee!.....Get it?...she's a lesbian and that would be soooooo tongue in cheek! Like oh my gawwwwd! Posted by: The Ugly American on November 3, 2005 07:34 PM
The Ugly American: Excitable Andy probably should just call it "Felch Blog". That's pretty "tongue in cheek", too. Sulli sees the world through Sperm-Colored Glasses. IOW, his analysis on every issue is just a bit clouded. When his homosexuality is a major factor in how he thinks about everything from the war to friggin' party invitations, it is no wonder he's so gobsmackingly difficult to put up with these days. Posted by: Sharkman on November 3, 2005 08:02 PM
Umm... it's "WHOM they've now left behind." Posted by: Mark V. on November 3, 2005 09:47 PM
I quit reading Sullivan's scream-a-palooza after he took such umbrage with "The Passion of the Christ". He couldn't just say he didn't like the film and explain why. No, he had to accuse Mel Gibson of being some closeted sexual sadist. Gibson wasn't allowed to make an uncompromising movie according to his own vision, he was pushing some highbrow snuff film on an unsuspecting America. What a fucking self-righteous douche. Posted by: UGAdawg on November 3, 2005 10:01 PM
I imposed a Sullivan ban on myself back in January, after he decided to define the gay slang term "santorum" for us. I said "no more" at that point, this man has nothing of value to say. In March, I did the same thing for O-Dub. Yeah, I occasionally peek to see what they're writing about, but only to laugh at them. No linkage, no promoting them, no writing angry screeds attacking them. They are too ridiculous, and life is too short. I was getting too worked up over their posts, so I simply said "no more." I don't regret it at all. Next up, Juan Cole. The guy is just pure negativity, defeatism, and gloom. He's a soul-destroying prick who feels obligated to note every last car bomb, and who cannot acknowledge anything positive that came out of the fall of Saddam. I'm done with him. In my world, he's officially a non-person. Posted by: The Colossus on November 3, 2005 10:41 PM
I never was a fan of Sullivans, but you're way too hard on the guy. He's just a poseur who is very good at self promotion. Why anyone ever took this weirdo seriously at any time is beyond me. He is entertaining to some, sort of like a watching a guy eat his own vomit. The only constant with Sullivan is that he will say anything that will get him attention. Posted by: john on November 3, 2005 11:58 PM
I see the ASFOA has been on Gobsmack for a while, now. I would imagine anyone on that constant a level that high must be counting his heartbeats before the big one. Posted by: Tom M on November 4, 2005 12:14 AM
Allah: like Hewitt's on an upward trend? Posted by: someone on November 4, 2005 03:57 AM
Andrew is just peeved that not only hasn’t he been invited to a White House dinner, but he hasn’t even been invited to join the Pajama Media. Posted by: tefta on November 4, 2005 05:48 AM
Seems like Sullivan's mind is so twisted by BDS that he can't think straight about Bush. Which makes me wonder: Was his thinking this bad back when I agreed with him? Objectivity don't come easy. Posted by: Myrhaf on November 4, 2005 08:15 AM
Ace = Theocon He probably supports putting fake menstral blood on terrorists, to torture them by making them think they had contact with evil vaginas. Anyone who supports vaginal contact is a Theocon. You are worse than Hitler. Posted by: on November 4, 2005 08:56 AM
Posted by: murgen on November 4, 2005 10:57 AM
I've really been enjoying your site recently, definately real amusing and fun but you spend an inordinate ammount of time posting about excitable Andy. Some of them are amusing (I liked the menstrual post) but a lot of them seem a little repetative(I get it, Andy's a mood fakin' conservative, that's why I stopped reading his site too). Do you at least get a reward named after you on Andy's site? Props for the lack of homo cracks in this post. I find it almost impossible to make a critisism of Sully without something about riding a baloney poney or packing fudge. Maybe its how he represents so many steriotypes. Posted by: Shtetl G on November 4, 2005 11:00 AM
There weren't any homo cracks on this thread? Damn! Whose turn was it?!? (Heh heh. He said "homo cracks") Posted by: S. Weasel on November 4, 2005 11:02 AM
Ace, I'm glad you've figured out that Sullivan is narcissistic, not solipsistic. Posted by: on November 4, 2005 06:14 PM
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In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023. He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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