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November 03, 2005
Now Twenty Towns Around Paris Engulfed In RiotingSenator Harry Reid Calls For Michael Brown's Re-Resignation; Kanye West Seethes That "George Bush Doesn't Like French People"
Youths ignored an appeal for calm from President Jacques Chirac, whose government worked feverishly to fend off a political crisis amid criticism that it has ignored problems in neighborhoods heavily populated by first- and second-generation North African and Muslim immigrants. Sounds like "bring 'em on" cowboy-bluster, with no mention of an exit strategy and no help from the International Community. posted by Ace at 05:28 PM
CommentsTotally OT, but it's time to string McCain's career up from a tree: "We are united in a wait-and-see approach," said Republican Sen. John McCain of Arizona as he emerged from the first meeting of "The Group of 14" since Bush nominated the conservative appellate judge to the high court on Monday. Two Republicans in the group had earlier said they would personally oppose a Democratic tactic to block a Senate vote on Alito. But the full group of seven Republicans and seven Democrats decided to withhold final judgment, lawmakers said.I'm sick of this mendacious nonsense from the Senate's #1 media whore. Posted by: someone on November 3, 2005 05:33 PM
He told the Senate the government "will not give in" to violence in the troubled suburbs. This is french for "we will roll over and take it in the ass." Posted by: on November 3, 2005 05:39 PM
I don't know about that. The French can be pretty nasty, the more so since the world community yawns whenever they do it. They're the only colonial power I can think of that still treats its former African holdings as property. It was reliably reported recently that the French army fired into crowds of civilians while trying to quell unrest in Côte d'Ivoire The 'international community' just shrugged. If this keeps up, it could get ugly. Posted by: S. Weasel on November 3, 2005 05:48 PM
From the comments from members of the French government, one can see that the crack-down/immigration control faction is going to be going head-to-head with the appeasement/we-didn't-do-enough faction. While many commenters in the other thread were inclined to let the French swing from the scaffold they constructed, it seems to me that now would be an opportune time to help guide their response down a path that is more compatible with US policty. Posted by: geoff on November 3, 2005 05:51 PM
Weasel-- "COULD" get ugly? That's like saying back in '89 that Rosie O'Donnell COULD get ugly-- it's plenty ugly already. Nope, the right word is it could get WORSE. And, it probably will, if not this week, then next year, or next decade, or at some point after Americans have brought democracy to Muslims in the Middle East, and Muslims have brought the Caliphate to Europe. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 3, 2005 05:53 PM
S. Weasel. It is true that France is pretty nasty in Africa as long as they are facing people with no weapons. But these Muslims have rocks and sticks so the French Army will surrender to the rioters within a week. Posted by: Jake on November 3, 2005 05:53 PM
Dave, How could you call someone who had such a beautiful role in the soon to be emmy award winning Riding the Bush with My Sister??? Rosie, hell, I bet Ace has had some thoughts about her on some of those cold winter nights at home... Posted by: MH on November 3, 2005 05:57 PM
Has Cindy Sheehan demanded that the French leave France, yet? Posted by: Bart on November 3, 2005 05:58 PM
Sounds like a quagmire to me. What's the UN's position? Posted by: carin on November 3, 2005 06:00 PM
Do you think the protesters will capture Paris? Hopefully they'll protect it better than they did in 1940. Posted by: Moose on November 3, 2005 06:35 PM
Weasel, You have a point. Didn't the French attack a Greenpeace ship? That's quite nasty and the world yawned about that. Posted by: Dale on November 3, 2005 06:46 PM
France is in a bizarre tug-of-war between transnational progressivist multi-culteralism and racist imperialism. One side welcomes radical islam on the welfare rolls, the other denies immigrants equal opportunity. It's a very dangerous mix. Posted by: on November 3, 2005 06:49 PM
The French have always been nasty to those weaker than them, during the Battle of the Algiers they used torture that makes Abu Garib look like a party. Dale, Posted by: Blackjack on November 3, 2005 06:53 PM
In the 1950's (or was it 60's?) Algerian and other North African immigrants in Paris took to the streets to protest the war in the (then) France colonies. Hundreds (yes, HUNDREDS) were killed by the police. Many people saw bodies floating down the Seine river in the days that followed. Posted by: madne0 on November 3, 2005 07:13 PM
PS: Let's not forget that the European (not just French!) way of solving problems is ignoring them for as long as you can...and then killing a lot of people. Hey, worked with the Nazis didn't it? Posted by: madne0 on November 3, 2005 07:17 PM
Totally off topic, but that "Bet On Iraq" banner ad? Yum. Posted by: on November 3, 2005 07:38 PM
Gosh, I'd sure hate it if America ever did something to lose France's respect Posted by: Sobek on November 3, 2005 07:39 PM
Jeez, what magnificent coverage the media are (not) giving this story. Even Fox, during the Shepherd Smith broadcast, reported that the riots were sparked "by the deaths of two teenage boys who were killed by police". Do these assholes not have any respect for facts? (I was going to say truth, but realized that to journalists, 'true' probably has a meaning totally different from 'factual'.) Last I heard, getting electrocuted on the train tracks while running from the police (although the police claim they weren't in pursuit) does not count as "killed by police". But otherwise one would have to report that the riot was sparked by two delinquents with guilty consciences playing third rail roulette and losing. That doesn't play as well with the socially aware crowd. "Hey, why we burning shit up, man?" "Cause them two dumb fucks fried themselves on the railroad tracks, man, and somebody has to pay." "Power to the people, man!" Posted by: on November 3, 2005 08:14 PM
Is anyone else taking as much of a perverse enjoyment out of this as I am? ;-) Posted by: drjohn on November 3, 2005 09:13 PM
I remember visiting the Palace of Justice in Brussels, Belgium once and seeing this wonderful sentence in French, spraypainted just outside: "Dirty Arab, return to your country of shit." This was in 1996. The Europeans have a lot of problems that aren't talked about much either in our media or theirs. It's somewhat amusing in a way, but in a sense I feel sorry for the French elites. They probably had no idea this was coming, and even less of an hint of what to do if it did. The US should propose a resolution in the UN Security Council condemning France for its brutal repression of the Muslim protesters. It won't go anywhere, but it would be more fun to watch the indignant outrage from the French Ambassador to the UN on C-SPAN2 than the US Senate proceedings. Posted by: EricTheRed21 on November 3, 2005 09:16 PM
Isnt there a movie called PARIS WHEN IT SIZZLES? well there is a song that gose THE LAST TIME I SAW PARIS HER HEART WAS YOUNG AND GAY Posted by: spurwing plover on November 3, 2005 09:23 PM
The actual story was that two kids were running because they thought they were being chased by police (they weren't) and climbed the fence surrounding an electric power station. Hiding inside, they got fried by high voltage. Yes, the French can be really ruthless if they want to be. I'm waiting for the first "shoot the kill" orders given to police and/or military forces used to suppress this. Don't bet on this not happening. Posted by: Steven Den Beste on November 3, 2005 09:34 PM
I'm waiting for the first "shoot the kill" orders given to police and/or military forces used to suppress this. Don't bet on this not happening. Ah, g'wan; you're *so* Clueless. .....Hey, wait a minnit! I, for one, welcome our Den Beste overlord. Particularly in an age where Andy Sullivan continues to blog, while digitally decomposing. Cordially... Posted by: Rick on November 3, 2005 09:46 PM
The minute it gets near the tourist areas or swank housing, it'll be lights out for these clowns. Posted by: Purple Avenger on November 3, 2005 11:30 PM
WWND - What would Napoleon do? He would assemble a bunch of artillery batteries and blow these scum off the streets with grapeshot, that's what he would do! What are the French waiting for - the whole city to burn around them? The Muslims want war - give them war. Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 3, 2005 11:51 PM
The good news is...with all those places in flames, the night time power bill for street lighting should go down dramatically. Most slumlords are looking for someone to torch their places anyway so they can cash out on the insurance. Posted by: on November 4, 2005 04:44 AM
I doubt anyone here has ever been to france. C'mon people, get over it, they didn't support the Iraq war- who cares. don't demonize a place you've never been to. People are people. No country is without sin, not one. Posted by: rick on November 4, 2005 06:44 AM
I doubt anyone here has ever been to france. Tut tut. You've been reading that page in the hymnal about wingers being ignorant yahoos who don't even have passports, haven't you? Actually, I've never set foot in France, but I have steamed past it on my way to nicer places. But you don't have to visit a country to recognize it has been an unfriend to your own from the very beginning. And if you say "Statue of Liberty" I'll shriek like a little girl. Posted by: S. Weasel on November 4, 2005 08:15 AM
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This was her actual complaint. The mushed-up tomato looked like blood so it's a death threat and these violent attacks on me must stop. What is dis bitch, CNN?
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
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Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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