The irony is that the dimwit asking the question was John Roberts of CBS News.

A lot of pretty vulgar slang has made its way into common usage, though. Like calling someone a "dork" or a "scumbag".

If Alito is Sloppy Seconds, I don't even want to know what Janet Reno was.

After all, she came (heh) after Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood.

On second thought, however, given Clinton's history maybe CBS' phrasing would have made more sense.

What the fuck? A few weeks back, Dean said Bush was playing "hide the salami." Now this?

Janet Reno was a bukkeke

Yeah, John. Kinda like how CBS passed you over for Schieffer. Or more like how it tasted when you kissed your wife last night after she finished gobbling my dirty, unwashed cock. For some reason she likes it that way. I won't go into the Cleveland Steamer thing as it would probably upset you.

Next question?

Roberts (the CBS news reporter) went on to refer to the upcoming Senate hearings as a "gang-bang".

Ah. CBS. When you want your news to be the very worst (not to mention unreliable), turn to CBS (Crappy Bogus Substandard).

Geeze, reporters are sinking lower and lower, aren't they?

Kimba Wood (playboy bunny) was/is hot, though. I'd a gone second there.

Why does Drudge say this is "developing?" Shouldn't it be "IMPACTING HARD?"

Hey Maranna that's a great game!
CBS= Contemptible Bloviating Shits

The phrase "sloppy seconds" doesn't even make sense here other than that Alito was the second choice for SCotUS.

Now, if Miers had been borked for SCotUS and then submitted for an appellate court or something like that THEN the thing might make some sense. Instead we get this DP of a metaphor from a creampie of a correspondent.

Iblis: How 'bout CBS = Crying Bellyaching Shills.

You oughta copyright "Professional Information Priesthood." That is priceless, and oh so true. You are the Hammer! Stay the course.

This reminds me of my favourite beef. I expect that the MSM will behave both foolishly and boorishly but when is the president going to appoint a DECENT press officer.

Scottie is always pretty much pathetic in replying to MSM drivel. What kind of response is " Not at all John "? Could he be any more dweebish ?

Surely there is someone at the WH who is willing to 'slice like a F*ckn Hammer' when the press idiots behave as complete jackasses.

Anyone ? Please .

Janet Reno was a bukkeke

OK, I am now going to reveal my ignorance and ask what a "bukkeke" is. It sounds like some sort of mideastern pastry.

Although, with the association with Janet Reno, I can surmise it is not very complimentary.

"Mr. McClellan, did the President pass over Alberto Gonzalez because he was a dirty sanchez? Any comment on Harry Reid's donkey punch response?"

OK, I am now going to reveal my ignorance and ask what a "bukkeke" is. It sounds like some sort of mideastern pastry.

Well, it is creamy. You'll need at least 3-4 "chefs" to whip you up the proper serving, however.

One more tip, OregonMuse, don't google "watersports." It's not what you think it is.

In a similar vein and for future reference, Karl Rove will be referred to as "Hot Karl" and any administration action taken against Democrats will be a "donkey punch".

Damn you, Bill.

Damn you to heck.

"Good evening. In the news today, President Bush bent Democratic Senstors over a barrel and plugged them up the squeakhole like an Indonesian prostitute. CBS News Legal Analyst Andrew Cohen has this report ..."

Maranna hmm...
Hows about: Copious Bullshit Society?

CBS the Communist Broadcasting System and just delete the C in CBS and you get what all their news is just plain cBS

JOHN KING, ABCNews: Mr. McClellan, I'm just wondering what the American people will think of this, oh I don't know, Cleveland Steamer of a nominee you've offered up.

McClellan: I'm not familiar with that term.

KING: Well, it's sort of a judicial Dutch oven, isn't it?

McClellan: Still nothing.

KING: I'm just saying it's, well, it's kind of like you're tearing out the eyes of the American people and skull fucking them, and then spraying your rocketsauce all over their frontal lobes.

MAUREEN DOWD: Will you marry me?

"John Roberts of CBS News"; what a miserable excuse for a human being. As long as the Republicans are attempting to get their shit back together, how about pulling this moron's White House Press Pass!

CBS= See BS

OK, I am now going to reveal my ignorance and ask what a "bukkeke" is. It sounds like some sort of mideastern pastry.

The word is "bukkake" - hope that ends the confusion.