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October 15, 2005

Bridges of the Future

Earlier this week, Italy got the ball rolling on the world’s longest suspension bridge, picking the contractor for their double six-lane-highwayed, four-railway-tracked goliath that will finally connect Sicily to the mainland.

I didn’t even know they were building the thing. Yet again, no one tells me anything. And I sort of thought they already had a bridge there. Guess not. (They probably held off for as long as they could, but the Sicialians’ complaints that the ferry ride made their donkeys seasick got to be too much.)

Anyway, I was going to use the occasion to do a little post-up on maybe the world’s longest suspension bridges - who this jumbo is knocking down the list, maybe links to nice pictures. Who doesn’t like bridges, huh?

But then I noticed that the way they rank the things is screwed up. The longest isn’t necessarily the longest. Your Mackinac suspension bridge, connecting Michigan’s LP to UP, is over five miles long, but the Sicilian one, supposedly the world’s longest, is only two and half.

So what’s the deal? Apparently, the anal retentive bridge-nazis rank the things by “Span"

[T]he general rule in judging record-breaking bridges seems to be to consider the longest span, or the longest point-to-point connection without a pier or arch underneath.

That got me pretty steamed at the bridge crowd, of course. Who is this shadowy cabal that they should tell me how to rank the things? Piers? What's that? When you're traveling across water, if you ain't on a boat, you're on 'bridge' my friend. No two ways about it.

(I’d like to get one of those schmucks in the car with me, get out a mile on the Mackinac, hundreds off feet up in the air and have them explain how we’re not on the “Bridge” part yet. “Oh, really, Mr. Bridge-Know-It-All? How bout you just step over the side and walk to the ‘Bridge’ part. I’m gonna keep using this crazy ‘elevated-over-water-but-not-a-bridge-thing’ and I’ll meet you there. Get going.” We'll see how much you’re talking about ‘piers and arches’ then, asshole.)

Yes, I got real steamed. But then I thought, “Reo, just do your own list, the way you damn well wanna, and if they're gonna cause trouble, let ‘em.” I would take them on.


But then I thought, hell, if I’m gonna go to war here, speak truth to power, why limit myself to suspension bridges? Why not just longest bridges in general?! Suspensed, arch, truss, cantilevered, cable, steel, plywood, whatever.

That’s right, screw those artificial limitations. Let’s just toss everything together! Longest is longest. And if they send their gang of lawyers to take me to court, screamin to their bought-and-paid-for judge how I’m comparing ‘apples to oranges’ well, they can try and find me. Won't be the first time I've had to high tail it from the process server. Screw ‘em. Screw separate categories. As a wise man once said, 'Let’s get fucking crazy.'

But then, like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead, it hits me. Go beyond. Think outside the box. I go, “Hold it, Symes! What’s all this talk about length? Why, you’re already playing their game and you don’t even know it!”

And you know what? I was right! Who cares about length? What you really wanna do is rank them on coolness or some such. That’s what our subconscious is really getting at! Length is the bridge fascist’s left-brained, accountant-souled proxy for something they can't understand and are probably terrified of: Bridge beauty.

Why, the couldn’t even start to rank them that way! And their categories? Who cares about their narrow-minded little columns. I’ll make up my own categories, dammit! Why, what I’m trying to do is so far beyond what their little minds can even begin to comprehend... I'll bring their whole crooked house tumbling down around their pointy heads!

So, no futher ado. Consequences be damned. Here it is: DR REO SYMES’ BEAUTIFUL BRIDGES! My categories. My winners.


Category: Wacky-Modern.

‘Wacky-Modern’ is a toughie. Everyone gets all excited about anything with the stink of future on it, with the fantastic shapes and angles that signal we're living in a brave new world. The problem here though, is that while that stuff makes a ‘wow’ impression when it first hits you, you can’t tell if it’s gonna last or if the ‘wow-ness’ will, in time, transform into cringworthy futurama-scifi-kitsch. (E.g. That Logan’s Run bubble world looked like pretty far out back in the 70’s. Now it looks like something that people from the 70’s called ‘far out.’)

Anyway, here were some of the contenders in the category, stuff getting some pub.

A wacky Japanese Pedestrian overpass. I’m pretty biased against pedestrian bridges. They just don’t ‘bring it’ like the vehicle-bearing big gals. [I'll toss in a last one here, The Gateshead Millenium in Tynesdale, England.]

Switzerland's Ganter Bridge. Huge. Something about it reminds me of A-frames and chalets. Also, maybe, a Lutheran chapel that got a renovation in the 70's. Decidedly Swiss. More here and here.

Seville’s protractor looking Alamillo Bridge. Interesting, but it strikes me as a particularly ‘needy’ bridge. “Hey everybody, mira, mira!” (Spain also has that Bilbao museum which I hate. Spain hasn't got much right lately.) Very much like The Sundial Bridge in Redding, CA, which, I think, works better, maybe because it's a pedestrian (ok that's the last pedestrian.)

The Erasmus Bridge, Rotterdam, The Netherlands. “I’m from the future, earthlings!” ugh. In any era, a structure that's just trying way too hard.

America's entry, The Leonard Zakim, spanning the Charles in Boston. An 'asymmetric cable-stay bridge' with towers reaching up 270 feet. Part of the big dig. Can't say as I hate it like the Erasmus, but I ain't in love with her. Maybe it'll age well. More.

And really, a close runner up, and perhaps the most modern looking of all the bridges here, is the really quite lovely Seri Wawasan Bridge (scroll down to see) in Putrajaya, Malaysia.

But the coolest, the winner:

Millau.jpg

France’s Millau Viaduct: “Tallest in the world, taller than the Eiffel Tower.” Modern and elegantly spare, possessing an enormous scale to match her towering beauty.

The Bridgemeister’s pictures here give an idea of what a colossus she is.

Also, a nice one-shot from the distance.


Next Sunday: Ornate “Fancy Pants” Old-timey bridges.

posted by Dr. Reo Symes at 09:45 PM
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When you're traveling across water, if you ain't on a boat, you're on 'bridge' my friend. No two ways about it.
Actually, you could be in a plane.

But other than that, there's no three ways about it.

Posted by: Patton on October 16, 2005 12:28 AM

Oh, and you're right - the Millau Viaduct is the cat's ass.

Posted by: Patton on October 16, 2005 12:30 AM

The Zakim bridge is only a few miles from my home.
It would look a lot nicer if the old, ugly Tobin Bridge wasn't still next to it.

Posted by: Bart on October 16, 2005 12:31 AM

That's a very cool posting, Doc.

Although, if you want to get technical about things, I think the longest bridge in history was Bill Clinton's "Bridge to the 21st Century."

Hell, that thing could travel in time, dude.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 16, 2005 12:44 AM

You know, you could build a 100 mile pier with pilings every 10 feet. You could call it a bridge, but it wouldn't be very exciting. Would it? Hanging something over thin air for a mile or two is not easy.

BTW, most of the newer futuristic looking bridges have been designed by or being copied from Santiago Calatrava. Besides, bridges, he designs museums ( and not those ugly titanium things), train stations, sports stadia, opera houses and now he is getting into skyscrapers. This November the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York is having an exhibit of his work. A rarity for a living architect.

Posted by: jmchez on October 16, 2005 01:06 AM

Those are all way too static.

Motion man. No bridge discussion is complete without this:
http://www.ketchum.org/bridgecollapse.html

Ignore that 'collapse' part.

Posted by: Al on October 16, 2005 01:08 AM

I took the ferry many times between Messina and Reggio Calabria in Italy. If they build a bridge, it will take away some of the charm.
I'd be interested in seeing how much money is "lost" during the building of the bridge. Between 'Ndrangheta of Calabria and La Cosa Nostra, there won't be much left to actually spend on steel.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 16, 2005 01:12 AM

I think i'm in love with you, Dr. Reo for this post. The Zakim bridge looks incredible at night all lit up. Driving on it is even more impressive than just looking at it. But ye,s the Tobin Bridge isn't doing it any favors by being next to it.

Posted by: yls on October 16, 2005 01:16 AM

I'm a big fan of the sunshine skyway in Tampa

http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/florida/SunshineSkyway1M.php

http://www.bernd-nebel.de/bruecken/1_einfuehrung/start/start.html (scroll about 1/2 down)

The light at sunset can be spectacular.

Posted by: Kevin on October 16, 2005 01:41 AM

I guess if they can build the Chunnel between France and the UK this is OK too. BTW, I think you forget to mention a huge mother suspension bridge in Japan, which I think is the current world record holder for suspension bridges.

Posted by: Redhand on October 16, 2005 01:53 AM

The Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado certainly has a lot of cool points, the biggest being the thousand foot drop to the floor of the canyon from the wooden deck of the bridge.

Posted by: cirby on October 16, 2005 01:53 AM

In the end, it is all a question of metrics.

The Golden Gate leads of course in suicide jumps per vehicle crossed, with style points awarded for wind, surf and sharks. We cannot dispute that the bridges of Key West are longer, but a header off a 20 foot rise is not at all the same thing.

Michigan in turn, leads in Yugo flight, given by the formula 3(Yugo)/windage. As is suggested in the post, it matters little to airborn Yugoists, if flight began before, during, or after the suspention pier.

Posted by: robert on October 16, 2005 03:13 AM

Very cool post. Who is there among us who doesn't love a cool bridge?

The one from Denmark to Sweden is a real piece of work too.

Here's an overview of bridges by CATEGORY.

Posted by: tubino on October 16, 2005 09:39 AM
Posted by: tubino on October 16, 2005 09:44 AM

I still love the bridge over the New River Gorge. It was, until recently, the longest single-arch bridge in the world. A truck commercial, where they bungee-dropped a trick from the bridge, was filmed there. It flies over a beautiful river. The sight from the bridge on a clear day in the fall is breathtaking.

As a kid, we use to drive over it to get to my Grandma's house and it's one of the enduring memories from my childhood.

Posted by: Jimmie on October 16, 2005 10:24 AM

Dr.Symes:

Ah, the Mighty Mac, a wonder it is, especialy when you consider how unpopulated the area it is in actually is. The state had a problem geting financing for it because of that fact. Turned out that wasn't a problem as the bridge paid itself off ahead of time and the fairs are actuallylower now than when it opened (in actual dollar amount).

Then there is the Ambassador (international suspension bridge - between Detroit, Mich. and Windsor, Ont.).

So, with the "Reo", you wouldn't happen to be from Lansing, would you? Amazin' the number of Michiganders you find on these websites.

P.S. "Say ya to da U.P., eh?"

Posted by: Mikey on October 16, 2005 10:56 AM

The "bridge" over Lake Ponchartrain is about 24 miles long. It's just a highway on piers over water. Big deal.

Now, build a highway with the piers as far apart as possible. The farther they are apart, the more difficult the highway is to build. The point is that just building a highway on pier after pier after pier is not impressive, but building a highway over piers that are more than a mile apart is, at least to me, VERY impressive.

Your mileage may vary, but I'm more impressed by a long span than I am by a lot of short spans.

Posted by: anonymous on October 16, 2005 10:58 AM

The Millau Viaduct is certainly an impressive engineering achievement, but I am thinking -- and I could be wrong on this -- biggest white elephant. The two towns it connects are Béziers and Clermont-Ferrand. Béziers has a population of 70,000 making it slightly larger than Framingham, MA. Clermont-Ferrand has 140,000 making it one quarter the size of Boston, the United States' 20th largest city. It's meant to relieve traffic in Millau, population 22,000, about the population of the Starrett City housing project in Brooklyn. They essentially connected Nowheresville to Utopia to prevent traffic jams in East Bum Fuck with that thing. It cuts 100km off the drive if they had built something through the valley, so you can save about an hour racing to Clermont-Ferrand to be on time for the cheese festival. Also, the bridge seems to span about 200 ft of actual water and none of the pictures show any cars ever on it. Compare these stats to the George Washington Bridge, which connects an area with 8,000,000 people with another 3,000,000 over a mighty river. 300,000 cars a day pass over the GW, making it the busiest in the world. Yes, that's right. Far more vehicles pass over the GW in a single day that there are people living in those 3 French towns. The GW is a fantastic bridge right where a bridge should be.

Maybe I'm just picking on the French. But what's so wrong with that?

Posted by: caspera on October 16, 2005 11:19 AM

Good Lord, civil engineering geeks have taken control of the site...

What's next? Threads on concrete slumpage?

Posted by: Dogstar on October 16, 2005 11:27 AM

I grew up in the SF Bay Area so naturally my fave is the Golden Gate Bridge.

Driving south on 101 in Marin County on a sunny day, you go into a longish tunnel and when you come out the other side, on the left you see the north tower of the GGB rising in all it's glory against a crystal blue sky. There's nothing like that view in all the world.

Like to see that Zakim Bridge, tbough.

Posted by: OregonMuse on October 16, 2005 11:39 AM

Dogstar, I think everyone covered that subject in the New Orleans levee discussions a few weeks back.

Oh, and I've discovered a new favorite. Man, is that bridge beautiful.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 16, 2005 11:43 AM

The "bridge" over Lake Ponchartrain is about 24 miles long. It's just a highway on piers over water. Big deal.

Dammit! As if you put down 6 miles a day before you've read the morning paper. That's exactly the bridgism I'm talkin bout - that because it's not purebred with your fancy lineage, it's gotta ride at the back of the bus. Screw that.

Sure, suspension is fancy and all, but raving bout length in that category is beside the point, just a way for suspension-heads to give themselves awards.

Mikey: No, not a Lansing guy, but I've crossed the Mighty Mac a few times. Also the Ambassador. Fine bridges.

Dave: You're stealing my best ones. Not to spoil the surprise but The Clifton is my favorite bridge. Gonna be my grand winner in a couple weeks. Something so right about it's proportion and placement, the arc of its cables, that there must be beautiful math hidden in it. Gorgeous.

Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on October 16, 2005 12:25 PM

The Big Mac was exceeded in length in the US between piers by the Verrazano-Narrows in NYC (though from anchorage to anchorage it was longer), which in turn was exceeded by a suspension bridges in Japan.

Or, if you like, you could go by number of lanes of traffic - Sydney's harbor bridge or the GWB in NYC have that beat (and Sydney's bridge is a record setter for an arch bridge). And the GWB beats all others for traffic.

Posted by: lawhawk on October 16, 2005 12:44 PM

Yeah, so if you guys are all that and then some, how come nobody's mentioned the bridge over the River Kwai?

Hell, that was so famous, they made an f'ing movie about it.

Buncha elitist pansies...

Posted by: Dogstar on October 16, 2005 01:19 PM

"Bridges of the Future"

Puh-leeze! The bridges of the future won't involve concrete and steel.

Anti-gravitational FLYING CARS!!

That's the FUTURE!!

Coming Soon.

Posted by: harrison on October 16, 2005 02:25 PM

I'll be impressed when I can drive my SUV from Boston to Honolulu. Of course they'll have to be several gas stations on such a bridge and possibly hotels and supermarkets.

After Bush cranks up his evil-weather-making-machine to shake off California with a big earthquake, we can build two bridges. One bridge from Nevada to California, and another from California to Hawaii.

Note to self: Buy property in Nevada, the next "Gold Coast."

Posted by: Bart on October 16, 2005 02:29 PM

Once had an uncle who claimed to be an expert on bridgework.

Later, found out he was a dentist.

Poor fucker. Obviously delusional.

Posted by: Dogstar on October 16, 2005 02:45 PM

Did someone mention bridge jokes?

The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got together and approached a conference of Americans, Germans, and Japanese and asked for help on this matter. An American replied, "You must do something so the world will respect you. The Japanese are known for their technology and the Germans are known for their resourcefulness. We Americans have had respect since we helped win the World War against the other two. See, you need to do something world-famous." A German added," Yes, he's right. Why don't you find a place in this world in need of a bridge that no one has dared build, build it, come back to us, and we will help publicize it."

With that, the Polish set off to build their bridge. They designed it and worked 6 months and finally completed it. They then went back to report it to the group. The bridge was a beautiful bridge but it had one flaw: it was erected in the middle of the Sahara Desert. An American said, "No, no. See, that is why you have your reputation. There is no need for a bridge in the middle of the desert. Now go and dismantle it, and find a more strategic spot to erect it."

The Polish returned to the conference in two weeks. One of the Japanese said, "Two weeks! It only took you two weeks to dismantle that bridge and build a new one??? That is amazing!!" To which a Polish man replied, "Well, not exactly. When we returned to the bridge we couldn't dismantle it because there were all these Italians fishing off it."

Posted by: Bart on October 16, 2005 03:12 PM

Dogstar: "Otisburg".

Dr. Symes: Hello, and welcome to the Great Lakes State!

It isn't what cities anchor either end (Come on,look at Mackinaw City and St. Ignace) but what can now be reached without a bother.

BTW, The Badger still sails between Michigan and Wisconsion. (A ferry and the last coal fired ship on the Great Lakes. History waits to carry you away!)

Posted by: on October 16, 2005 05:37 PM

Darn it! I would love to go off on Fort Michilimackinac, and Fort Mackinac, and Chief Pontiac's uprising, and the War of 1812, and the St. Mary's Falls Ship Canal (Soo Locks), and its relation to the Panama Canal, and, and,...

Detroit looks like 400 miles of bad highway, but it wasn't always so, not when my great-grandpa was Superintendent of Schools, and the big boom was on, taking a city of 300,000 in 1900 to a city of almost 2,000,000 in 1950.
Boomtown and Bust. And a mortal shame.
I'm gonna go off and mope for a bit.

Michigan, my Michigan, how I love you...

Posted by: Mikey on October 16, 2005 05:44 PM

Oregon:

And you come out of the hills of the Lower Penninsula (LP) and you launch towards the ivory towers of the mighty mac on your way across the Straits of Mackinac. To your left you see the dark blue waters of Lake Michigan roll,and to your left you see the dark blue waters of Lake Huron, and the green blobs of Mackinac Island and Bois Blanc Island...

Sweet Mother Michigan,
Father Superior,
Roll down from Mackinac,
And Sault Ste. Marie.
Blue Water Huron roll,
Into Lake Erie -o
Fall down Ontario,
and flow out to sea...

Posted by: Mikey on October 16, 2005 07:14 PM

I nominate the Linn Cove Viaduct as one of the world's best. It may not be the most visually stunning in its own right, but the care that was taken to not disturb the natural beauty of the area might be the most outstanding use of technology for bridge construction.

Posted by: mooseman on October 16, 2005 08:50 PM

Mikey:

I'd like to see that exactly as you described.

I've got an old friend who is a UPer. Maybe I orta pay him a visit...

Posted by: OregonMuse on October 16, 2005 09:33 PM

Oregon: Do!

And my love for the great freshwater seas will always be there, no matter what.

"There's a legend that lives from the Chippewa on down,
About the great lake they called Gitchee Gummee..."

Posted by: Mikey on October 16, 2005 09:50 PM

Doc,

You truly entertain me. I love it when someone points out just how hard designing and constructing these modern marvels are. As if it could be done by waking up in the morning and drinking the right coffee.

And you're a very funny guy.

You rock, Doc.

Subsunk

Posted by: Subsunk on October 17, 2005 08:17 AM

Mikey
Don't forget the Blue Water Bridge connecting Port Huron to Sarnia. A really good book is -The History of Detoit. Its by Hawkins Ferry and it shows Detroit in all of its (long ago) splendor.

Posted by: Jayne on October 17, 2005 08:58 AM

I remember the Mackinac Bridge. I grew up in Marquette, and it was odd to drive from a city of about 23,000 (the largest in the UP) through increasingly remote areas, and then suddenly hit an interstate highway leading to a vast engineering marvel.

As a side note, there is a stretch of M-28 east of Munising that is straight as an arrow for about thirty miles. The whole area is pine scrub, so the engineers just mapped out a straight line from the point the hills ended to the junction they were trying to make.

Posted by: SparcVark on October 17, 2005 10:06 AM

Caspera, I hadn't a clue about the Millau being in the middle of nowhere, but since Clermont-Ferrand is Michelin's headquarters, I think we may have an idea of why it was built.

Posted by: Rob on October 17, 2005 02:35 PM

Jayne, when ever I cross to Canada I take the Blue Water Bridge(s). A heck of lot more convenient than trying to fight across the Ambassador and then all the truck traffic on the 401.

Posted by: Mikey on October 18, 2005 11:42 AM
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That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time.
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