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October 16, 2005

Farrakhan: UFO's Beamed Me Up, Prophesized US Strike On Libya, Offered Me Some Tranya

Goofy:

And one of these little UFOs came over that mountain and I was signaled from a group of persons to come. And I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle, where I heard the voice of my leader and teacher, the Honorable Elijah Mohamed (search), saying these words to me, in early September, the president met with his joint chiefs of staff to plan a war...

And also, he wanted all information in his data-banks relating to the Genesis Device.

FarraKHAAAAAAANNNN!!!

posted by Ace at 03:11 PM

Comments

Moonbat guano is a dish best served cold.

It is very cold, in Washhhhhhhhhhington. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 16, 2005 04:02 PM

You know, I believed Calypso Louie until I realized he said the attack would be on Libya. Everyone knows that the Neocon attack will be on Syria.

Given this clearly erroneous statement, I now have to question the veracity of Farrakhan's whole statement, and even his, gasp, sanity!

It's a good thing he still has that numerology thing to fall back on, in case this whole UFO prophesy gigs prove to be a fake.

Posted by: Jack M. on October 16, 2005 04:02 PM

Okaaay. Time for the old Lithium ,down the throat, applied via fire hose.

Posted by: Mikey on October 16, 2005 05:22 PM

Pft. Fraakhan? He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates 2 dimensional thinking....

I wonder if they took him to Ceti Alpha Five.

Posted by: Xoxotl on October 16, 2005 05:33 PM

Farrakhan a Coast To Coast Art Bell fan?

Whodathunkit?

Maybe I should get tighter with this guy. He might be a good customer for Holy Handgrenades and Orgone generators.

Posted by: Purple Avenger on October 16, 2005 07:39 PM

Tranya? Love some! I hope you relish it, as much as I.

Little known fact: one of Clint Howard's early roles was that little kid Baloch.

Posted by: Nanman on October 16, 2005 09:04 PM

DUDE. Do you realize how limited the pool of possible readers is that: a) care about racial politics from a conservative bent, AND b) understand the "tranya" reference? Know wonder you can't make any crazy blog-money.

(Btw, the fact that I was ROTFL indicts me as one of those lunatic few. Save me the cell with Marta.)

Posted by: The Black Republican on October 16, 2005 09:47 PM

Know wonder you can't make any crazy blog-money.

Good, good. He has reasoned it out.

Posted by: geoff on October 16, 2005 10:01 PM

If only some aleins would come and take freaky farakhan away and stick him in their zoo of bizare and weird alein creatures EEENNTT TTETT UUOOOWW LAAALL PLEASE DONT FEED THE EARTH FREAK

Posted by: spurwing plover on October 16, 2005 10:44 PM

And the name of the UFO was, of course, Kobiyashi Maru.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on October 16, 2005 11:29 PM

Another featured speaker, via Michelle Malkin:

"Maulana" Ron Karenga, who fabricated the Kwanzaa holiday," and implored the attendees of the Millions More March to remember their history, fight oppression, and restore equal relations between black men and women.

...it's worth remembering Karenga's own past. Paul Mulshine at Front Page Magzine reported on Karenga's conviction for torturing two women who were members of "US (United Slaves)," a black nationalist cult Karenga founded:
A May 14, 1971, article in the Los Angeles Times described the testimony of one of them: "Deborah Jones, who once was given the Swahili title of an African queen, said she and Gail Davis were whipped with an electrical cord and beaten with a karate baton after being ordered to remove their clothes. She testified that a hot soldering iron was placed in Miss Davis' mouth and placed against Miss Davis' face and that one of her own big toes was tightened in a vise. Karenga, head of US, also put detergent and running hoses in their mouths, she said."

A key issue was whether Karenga was sane. Judge Arthur L. Alarcon read from a psychiatrist's report: "Since his admission here he has been isolated and has been exhibiting bizarre behavior, such as staring at the wall, talking to imaginary persons, claiming that he was attacked by dive-bombers and that his attorney was in the next cell. … During part of the interview he would look around as if reacting to hallucination and when the examiner walked away for a moment he began a conversation with a blanket located on his bed, stating that there was someone there and implying indirectly that the 'someone' was a woman imprisoned with him for some offense. This man now presents a picture which can be considered both paranoid and schizophrenic with hallucinations and elusions, inappropriate affect, disorganization, and impaired contact with the environment."

Posted by: DANEgerus on October 17, 2005 12:47 AM

With all due respect, you white devils will be laughing a bit less loudly when you see what the bird flu has in store for you.

At least if I've interpreted correctly the latest message Captain Xorg has sent to me via the pattern my cornflakes formed in my cereal bowl this morning.

Posted by: Louie, Louie, Louie on October 17, 2005 12:38 PM

The real name of the UFO is the S.S. BOTONY BAY

Posted by: spurwing plover on October 17, 2005 09:44 PM

Botany Bay... Kobayashi Maru...
Every uber-geek Star Trek loon knows that the name of the UFO is Fesarius.

Posted by: Nanman on October 18, 2005 11:52 AM

FarraKHAAAAAAANNNN!!!

Priceless.

Posted by: Mike ONeill on October 19, 2005 10:37 AM

The first star ship to have warp drive was the USS BONIVENTURE and the first star ship that ever tried to penatrate the barrier was the SS VALIANT then there was the USS CONSTILATION

Posted by: spurwing plover on October 19, 2005 09:36 PM

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Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held.

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🚨ED MILIBAND [a Minister in Starmer's government] SAYS KEIR STARMER WILL RESIGN AS PRIME MINISTER

He has reportedly reassured Labour MP's that Starmer will be resigning following the disastrous results tonight

It's over

"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)

No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.

Only a cult does this.

Now they've lost 84%.

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If this continues Labour loses 2,148 seats tonight.

That is much worse than the worst case predictions I’ve seen.

Cataclysmic

Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.

Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...

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🚨 BREAKING: Labour have lost 80% of all seats contested as of 2:25 AM.<
br> If this continues, Keir Starmer will be out of office next week.

Reform has surged and projected to pick up between 1700-2100 seats.

Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing.
Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult.
Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending.

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Reform are basically wiping Labour out in the North. It's not a defeat. It's not even a rout. Labour are simply ceasing to exist.

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Tonight’s results are calamitous for Labour. Not just for Keir Starmer's leadership, but for the very future of the party

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Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98.
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REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.

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People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs.
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