| Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
Daily Tech News 22 June 2026
Sunday Overnight Open Thread - June 21, 2026 [Doof] Gun Thread: Post NoVAMoMe Discussion and Analysis Edition! Food Thread: Fish Eggs, Fish Eggs, Roly-Poly Fish Eggs! First World Problems... Another mRNA Vaccine? Really? Sunday Morning Book Thread 6-21-2026 [Sabrina Chase] Daily Tech News 21 June 2026 Saturday Night Club ONT - June 20, 2026 [D Squared] Saturday Evening Movie Thread - 6/20/2026 Absent Friends
Captain Whitebread 2026
Jon Ekdahl 2026 Jay Guevara 2025 Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« 100 Minute Executive Summary of The Bible |
Main
| Lies and the Lying Paul Krugmans Who Tell Them »
September 22, 2005
Ascending JusticeThis video is so completely awesome I'm almost sure it's a hoax. FACTS: Asian women are mammals. Asian women are awesome, and by awesome, I mean totally sweet. The purpose of Asian women is to flip out and Super-Snooka-Suplex-Slam would-be thieves. Thanks to George. posted by Ace at 12:33 AM
CommentsHow did you arrive at the fact it is a Japanese woman? The blog is in Russian cyrillic alphabet and the words on the video are Chinese although the Japapnes use a lot of Chinese characters. Just curious how you ascertained that. Posted by: tom scott on September 22, 2005 12:45 AM
I don't think that's a hoax at all. Martial arts training is quite widespread in japan. Secondly, that throw, in which the fellow landed horribly on his neck, is exceedingly life threatening. No way someone would stage that for a hoax, the guy could die or be in a wheelchair for life. Posted by: Village Idiot on September 22, 2005 12:46 AM
They look Japanese to me. Both with straight black hair. Small builds. Maybe Korean. And they know martial arts. Martial arts expertise = an Asian of some sort. They don't look Russian in any event. Posted by: ace on September 22, 2005 12:50 AM
Oh, and forget the Cyrillic writing on the site. Check out the clearly Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Whatever characters on the tv screen itself, in bottom left. Posted by: ace on September 22, 2005 12:51 AM
I don't think it's real. They bind their womens feet over there just so they can't pull shit like that. I saw it on National Geographic Explorer. Posted by: Dr. Reo Symes on September 22, 2005 12:52 AM
Oh, and I just checked. George, who sent it to me, says it's from Japan, and I think he has some knowledge in that regard, though I kinda forget. Posted by: ace on September 22, 2005 12:54 AM
Inscrutable! Posted by: bitterman on September 22, 2005 12:55 AM
Women who can execute a textbook full suplex like that turn me on. Posted by: Tony on September 22, 2005 01:00 AM
Looks staged to me. Posted by: OregonMuse on September 22, 2005 01:12 AM
Yo Ace, you said, Oh, and forget the Cyrillic writing on the site.What I said: The blog is in Russian cyrillic alphabet and the words on the video are Chinese although the Japapnes (sic) use a lot of Chinese characters.I believe it to be Japanese but there is nothing that I can see that identifies it to be Japanese. Based on the Chinese characters (wrtiing) it could be Chinese. They are also very adept in the martial arts. Posted by: tom scott on September 22, 2005 01:19 AM
okay, I don't know. I changed Japanese to Asian. Posted by: ace on September 22, 2005 01:22 AM
It's a Known Fact that it's a fake. Posted by: runninrebel on September 22, 2005 01:23 AM
That's a nice hit and run, runninrebel... can you source that for us? Posted by: Dave S on September 22, 2005 01:28 AM
Man, how many times is that stupid guy going to try to take her purse? She's slammed him exactly the same way like...twenty-nine times now! Posted by: See-Dubya on September 22, 2005 01:38 AM
Bridging leg hook belly-to-back suplex. This move was made famous by Yoshinari Ogawa, a Puroresu star in Japan. "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson currently employs it often as well. He might be the best Pro Wrestler in America you never heard of. These guys can actually do this move to people and not kill them, which is nice. Japanese women's wrestling, known as Joshi Puroresu, is quite amazing (and at a few points in the 90's was actually the finest, fastest, hard-hittingest Pro Wrestling action to be found in the world. They would do moves that made this actually seem not so dangerous. I don't doubt this could be a woman, but I do doubt it is real. Now it's time to post this under an assumed name, so not only can I hide the shame of being a Pro Wrestling fan, but the added shame of being such a big fan of Pro Wrestling that I regularly watch tapes of it from Japan, Mexico and England as well. It would actually be much less shameful when women come over and see a box of tapes to say "oh that's part of my huge hardcore porn collection" than to admit it's pro wrestling. Posted by: Assumed Name on September 22, 2005 01:58 AM
This is the moron blog where lipstick dynamite posts. Posted by: HowardDevore on September 22, 2005 02:05 AM
The Russian text identifies this as happening in a elevator of a Tokyo office building. Posted by: Tom B on September 22, 2005 02:46 AM
"Mmm asian women" /homer voice Posted by: Digger on September 22, 2005 03:39 AM
Mmmm indeed Digger. http://www.fredoneverything.net/AsianWomen.shtml Posted by: MTW on September 22, 2005 04:48 AM
So, from all your comments, I can come to the conclusion that it's fake but accurate. Hot skirt, by the way. Looooove pleated plaids. Oh shit, did I say that out loud? Posted by: W on September 22, 2005 07:06 AM
The Russian news text indicates that its real -- that she broke the purse-snatcher's neck, who was sent to a hospital (and lived, I guess), and that the girl was praised by the police. And you know what I always say -- if you can't trust Russian internet news and gossip aggregators to be 100% reliable, then you might as well not trust the New York Times. (Or, something like that.) I don't care if it's not real. I just like trying to hit the pause button at the precise moment of impact. Posted by: George on September 22, 2005 07:27 AM
I find all of your comments to be meanspirited, jingoistic, spiteful, and unfunny. /VonKreedon Posted by: The Warden on September 22, 2005 10:29 AM
There's that moment when she whips him back in the elevator but he keeps his back to her. Well, that's the part you don't want to look at too closely if you're stimulated by the 'reality" of this clip. I don't want to spoil it for you wankers, but I think he would have spun around and smacked her at that point. Posted by: spongeworthy on September 22, 2005 10:39 AM
Any way to download it? Posted by: on September 22, 2005 11:53 AM
THAT'S my girl!!! Feeling all warm and fuzzy now. Posted by: Lipstick on September 22, 2005 12:05 PM
Dude, I think you've outdone yourself in being late to the party this time. Even on the site you link to, you can see the date posted as MAY It's was a viral ad for a Japanese magazine Posted by: ken on September 22, 2005 12:22 PM
I have to say that it does look fake. Notice that when the elevator door opens the girl does not move a muscle. Normally one would turn a bit or shift your weight and prepare to leave, but she stands rigidly. Just waiting. And the guy just seems to back himself into her hold. Ah well, it's still fun to watch... Posted by: Lipstick on September 22, 2005 12:28 PM
She wouldn't move a muscle if the stop was for the floor the guy pushed, right? Which is what you would expect... Posted by: Village Idiot on September 22, 2005 12:44 PM
Oh yeah, good point. I guess I do put the "moron" in "moronblog". Posted by: Lipstick on September 22, 2005 01:23 PM
Nah, Lipstick, only a city slicker would know about buildings with more than two floors. Posted by: lauraw on September 22, 2005 02:00 PM
It's not real. He set himself up for the fall and pushed off with his feet. Cool, though. Posted by: rdbrewer on September 22, 2005 02:06 PM
Man, he's still going! How long does this video take? Posted by: See-Dubya on September 22, 2005 02:40 PM
lol Laura, you're more right than you know--my tiny hometown had no buildings worthy of an elevator. So yes, I'll go with the Hick Defense. Posted by: Lipstick on September 22, 2005 02:44 PM
Of course it's not real. It's a damn pro wrestling move. If it were real, I don't think the girl would be holding the guy's shoulders on the floor for a three count. Posted by: Ryan on September 22, 2005 02:51 PM
Ascending Justice Japanese Women Posted by: BrewFan on September 22, 2005 02:57 PM
*sigh*. Oh well: http://www.dkbnews.com/flash/2005/movie01.swf Posted by: Kip Condor on September 22, 2005 03:00 PM
Babel fish translation: Not always the attempts to select in those surrounding things conclude with the success of robbers. The camera of internal observation, established in one of the elevators of Tokyo office, fixed the unique case, when they gave worthy rebuff to criminal. With the broken neck it was delivered into the hospital, and girl after the dacha of indications in the police station was with the peace tempered vosvoyasi. Posted by: morpheus on September 22, 2005 03:36 PM
It's clipped from a commercial for a Japanese comics publisher, hence the action. There's another one where a convenience-store clerk and a would-be robber suddenly kiss, which sells girls' "boy-boy love" comics. Posted by: Dirk Deppey on September 22, 2005 03:38 PM
Descending Justice Dirk Deppey says fake Posted by: on September 22, 2005 04:12 PM
Last was by BrewFan-san Posted by: BrewFan on September 22, 2005 04:13 PM
It's a damn pro wrestling move. It may have been used by pro wrestlers, but it's a variation on a classic jujutsu throw -- ura nage, a.k.a., "rear throw." Normally, you use it when your opponent has turned his back to you (as when he tries to throw you forward but doesn't execute his throw properly). But here, the woman simply grabbed the man from behind. The result is much the same -- the opponent lands on the back of the neck. Posted by: George on September 22, 2005 04:57 PM
My apologies to anyone who says that this is genuine, but I'm afraid that it is most certainly a fake. The man is slightly larger than the woman, and he's running full out when he grabs her purse and exits the elevator. She should have been jerked off her feet even if she managed to hold on the the purse, but instead she easily pulls him back in to the elevator. Classic martial arts move or not, the assailant meekly stands still while she sets it up. He's not punching or kicking, or even making any attempt to leave after she pulls him back into the elevator. This simply wouldn't happen if he was a desperate criminal that's facing jail time if caught. The thug is extremely cooperative in other ways. He gives a little hop when the victim hoists him into the air, allowing her to lift him high enough to complete the move. If he didn't jump at just the right time, she wouldn't have been able to do anything but fall down and drag him down on top of her. So why should anyone listen to me? I'm a professional self defense instructor with 14 years of experience. It would be nice to think that this is a visual record of a purse snatcher getting some badly needed payback, but the simple fact of the matter is that it's fake. James Posted by: James R. Rummel on September 22, 2005 06:02 PM
It's fake? It's fake? How can I go on...? And what's with all this babbling about pro wrestling anyway? Sweet Jesus, you guys aren't insinuating that pro wrestling is also fake, are you? What's left to believe in? Posted by: Bob on September 22, 2005 06:40 PM
Well, Jimminy Crickets! If you can't trust obscure Russian websites for accurate news who can you trust?! Posted by: Enas Yorl on September 22, 2005 10:06 PM
George: Good input. I'm an ex-Judoka now studying Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, so I'm very familiar with the uranage. That's no uranage though, as I'm sure you know. You'd never get that kind of height with a uranage, (nor would you want to, you want to throw for speed and distance, not amplitude) which is why I identified it as the Puroresu move and not the legit throw. Plus, with a uranage there's no need to hold a bridge at the end like you do with the Pro Wrestling move. That's the dead giveaway this is fake right there. If you were trained and capable of executing that move for real, you'd either try to escape immediately, or float into side control or the mount and finish the fight, which would have made for an even more interesting video! Posted by: Assumed Name on September 23, 2005 08:00 AM
AN, what struck me was the fact that, several beats before she executes the throw, she retrieves the handbag and tosses it behind her into the corner of the elevator. Then, there's over a full second of purely preparatory movement (tsukuri) that has no self-defense purpose. The "assailant" is trying to escape, the bag is recovered, there's nothing left to do but let go and watch him run off. Now that you mention it, she does get some excessive altitude. The arc of uke's body in a proper ura nage is more diagonal, not straight back over the top. The arc is supposed to be almost the mirror image of the arc of uke's body in a seoi nage, which goes diagonally over-and-around nage's shoulder, not straight over the top of nage's head (the way that beginners always want to do it.) I've been in jujutsu for a while. At my old school, there were a few people who were getting into Brazilian (this was 1995-2000, when BJJ was really taking off). They were great athletes, and impervious to pain as far as I could tell. But they were also getting involved in spectator fight promotions as a business venture, which I had no real interest in. I went the other direction, spending more time on the more classical, aiki, tachi waza kind of thing. Posted by: George on September 23, 2005 10:27 AM
Brazillian is lots of fun. I'm too old for competing/hard training in no-gi MMA-type shenanigans now, but the classic style BJJ is great. The guys I study with are pure class acts, and I have managed to avoid injury while training pretty darn hard. We do have one day of no-gi that I attend, but my training partner is also older and doesn't try to kill me so much. Actually, MOST of the MMA guys are really great martial artists, and even most of the young guys seem mature beyond their years. I had some negative feelings about the sport 10 years ago when I was strictly judo, but knowing these guys and seeing their attitudes has turned me into a fan of the sport. I've even started doing some light muay thai cross training now, inspired by these young guys. In Judo, where I first came across the move, we were taught to throw a little less on the diagonal than in JJ. Also, in Judo, the move is almost always done released at the end, just sending your opponent flying/rolling onto his head and neck. In BJJ we are taught to hang on if possible and roll with the opponent, which can put you right into the mount if you are good. Nice to hijack this thread w/ you, George. Posted by: Assumed Name on September 23, 2005 04:04 PM
Thanks for the links, and thanks to all who strove to clarify the physics and martial arts ideals. I subscribe to a basic skepticism, but hope this is an actual capture of a dirtbag getting his clock cleaned. Parenthetically, my Russian was just good enough that I noticed another item on the left--- turns out to be a video advertising a new perfume — “Vulva.” What a world! Posted by: David March on September 25, 2005 04:36 PM
This has been around for a while, actually. http://gprime.net/flash.php/atomicsuplex It's a Back Suplex with a bridge. Even though it's commonly done in pro wrestling, that move WILL mess you up if you don't know how to protect yourself from the fall, or escpace it before it gets taken to that point. It's a high-amplitude throw, and if you don't take all the delays a pro wrestler gives so the other guy can get physically and mentally prepared for the throw, you can hurt someone with it. Lou Thesz used to do a similar move he called the Greco-Roman Backdrop. He actually used the move on a guy who ridiculed him/pro wrestling and knocked the guy out with it. Posted by: on September 29, 2005 01:14 AM
Two thumbs up!!! to Play Slot you should be very Red: , to Create TV you should be very International Astonishing Slot Kill or not , Green, Greedy, Black nothing comparative to Superb Double Fetch Do - that is all that Pair is capable of Posted by: Zachary Taylor on December 3, 2005 06:14 PM
Post a comment
| The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines
Paul Sperry
Deport...Deport...Deport The F***ing Lot! A new UK anthem? [Hat Tip: S.E.] [CBD]
Trump: Ukraine War 'Thousands of Miles Away' is 'Nothing to Do' with America Russia isn't threatening to kill Americans! [CBD]
Update to Gavin Newsom Under Investigation story: This investigation was begun under Senor Dementia:
Adam Housley
Teen Driver Tayvin Galanakis Wins Jury Trial Against Officers Who Charged Him With DUI Even After He Blew 0.0 on A Breathalyzer And Passed Sobriety Tests. One Officer Accounted For 72% of All DUI Arrests For That PD [dri]
Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals. The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite. Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.
Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps
Bonchie You know what's really terrible? There are Daily Signal reporters in the press room. That's the Real Scandal Here!
English racist garbage-person who's on the wrong side of history warns the corrupt Regime that the people cannot take much more of this -- and won't take much more of this
The English have rebelled before.
You might think that movie critics by nature are effeminate and bitchy, but, did you know that grass is green and red peppers are red?
Odd 90s-Retro Susan Collins ad against the Nazi Hotchkiss "hobby farmer"
I like the throwback AOL style of the ad.
Seattle mayor shrugs off millionaire-tax concerns as 44% of business leaders consider leaving
It happens in all the blue states, but WA and Seattle will be different! [CBD] Recent Comments
Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come:
"[I]Put traps along baseboards and under/behind fur ..."
JQ: "Puddleglum, my link at 295 says traps are "disposa ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _: "Place them along the baseboards. Mice love to run ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _: "Handy koinkadinky chart: [b]https://tinyurl.com/2 ..." Cow Demon: "I'm sorry, but I have long crushed on Princess Cat ..." JQ: "Warfarin... blood thinner. Granddad used to joke a ..." Depeche Mode: "285 281 I meant Princess Kate's yellow dress. P ..." Cow Demon: "293 Does anybody have a spare cat I can borrow? I ..." Cow Demon: "303 Mice is monsters. When I bought the country pl ..." Skip: "Been mostly awake since 2am ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _: "Mice is monsters. When I bought the country place ..." Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, : "Donald Trump backed Abelardo de la Espriella for t ..." Bloggers in Arms
RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides
Kaboom!
Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives
|