Hell, it's a good way to get me to visit more, that's for sure.

Man, adding Viag*ra to the Klonapin/Val U Rite Vodka combos is really kicking the Ace of Spades lifestyle to a new level. All you need now are some rufies in the mix and you'll have it made!

My general opinion is that disabled people should have equal access to the same opportunities as everyone else in society

Why should AIDS and the creeping crud be a thing for youth?

Can I get a doctor to give me a prescription for a hooker and get Medicaid to pay for it?

They don't need porn or prostitutes in the retirement place where my aunt lives. Those people get crazy without any additional encouragement. It's worse than a bunch of kids at band camp.

It's not rigor mortis dammit but I am happy to see you...

So I can continue to play whist whilst getting a daily hummer?

Also on the Denmark front: Canada and the Danes step back from the brink.

The spectre of a conflagration between such superpowers averted, the worlds breathes a sigh of relief. There is the simple, human hope again that our children may live to raise families of their own.

Yeah, I'm sure the Danes were shaking in their wooden shoes over the prospect of confronting the vaunted Canadian Navy

geriatric porn
grandma dislocates hip, gramps
wadless and snoring

I've been predicting for a while that as the Boomers retire, they're going to rekindle their interest in drugs - if you don't have anywhere to go the next day, who cares how fuzzy you are when you wake up?

This may be the best chance for decriminalization since the '70s. After all, one of the inviolable rules of American politics seems to be "Old People get what they want."

as the Boomers retire, they're going to rekindle their interest in drugs

Hunh?

What's this "rekindle" shit?

GARRR
Avast! Ye skalawags, and search ye out a comely wench fer yer grand pappy, GARRRR

If the men in Demark have their way, I think that the retirement age is about to be lowered to 21. Or lower.

Later,
bbeck

Mr. Burgundy, you have an enormous erection!

I just creamed my 'Depends'.

Dag nab it, here we are half way through Ass Busters 2 and the nurse still hasn't shown up with my Viagra!

You people are sickos. I mean bona fide certified professional sickos. Ya'll should have a plaque. Ya'll should have a B.A. in sickoism. You make pervs seem angelic. You make Bill Clinton seem like a choir boy. REALLY SICKOS!!

I prescribe a month of watching The Andy Griffith Show DVD series. No porn, no R rated movies. Maybe some classics like Casablanca and Gone With The Wind. I suggest alot of outdoor activity. Tennis or golf. Swimming or maybe just walking in the warm sunshine. NO regular TV. No COMPUTER. Go out on a date with a nice girl/guy. Just talk, eat some homemade food, don't even kiss on the first date. Just cleanse your souls of sickoism. One month of being sober from sickoism can change your life!!!!

Ace,

My blogcrush is dying here.

;-)

Decent advice, RWS. I intend to take it as soon as I'm done SMACKING THIS HOOKER UPSIDE HER HEAD WITH MY ENGORGED PENIS.

O.T. (but not really)

Oddly, Greg Gutfeld, like Ace, seems to have a George Clooney fantasy:

. . . within six months you will be invited to George Clooney's Lake Como mansion to meet Bishop Tutu AND PERHAPS some up and coming swimsuit models.

OMG! Ace is Greg Gutfeld!

I suppose it makes sense -- have you ever seen them together?

Yeah, he's Greg Gutfeld but without the runway model wife, the fabulous job, the flat in London , the abs . . .