How does one "immediately get up" if he had time to not only fondle her breasts, but suck on them.

Didn't she get suspicious when his head started in that direction? Or when the clothes were lifted? We women tend to notice these things.

An explanation? does anyone really need an explanation to why a man is groping us? I think we all know the answer to that one.

And they thought FEMA had a slow response time...;-)

It's amazing how few women truly care about their spiritual hygiene. I'm stunned at the effrontery of this lay person who questions the judgement of a seasoned professional.

How does one "immediately get up" if he had time to not only fondle her breasts, but suck on them.

You need to rephrase this question before anybody else notices.

Trust me.

You need to rephrase this question before anybody else notices.

No Dave,

This goes to the very heart of the matter -- I find it completely unacceptable to have health care professionals being so *burp* sloppy in their procedure. This consumati..err..procedure *burp* clearly called for a ruffie prep of the victe...err...patient.

Such lapses of *burp* detail would be prevented in my health care plan.

Well, I guess someone's not really all that dedicated to getting the ghost exorcised from her car, is she?

Today 13?

I wonder why Ace started day with the spirit’s story?:)

Do not be scare if you see black cat running your way (maybe it is your boss), turn head left and say mantra, do not run away if it maybe your wife/husband, turn head and say mantra, any way, turn had and say mantra, enter the car and say mantra….

New day just started, stop being intimidated by spirits. New life is there and it is with you. Live a life and do not look for spirits.

Great Spirit of life within you. You are your own doctor, so cure yourself, say mantra:)

New good day and it will be today , it can not just be other way.

I am going have difficult day today and there is the "spirit" there, uhhh, but that spirit is human, who can't learn how to live in society, that one, who creates dread spirit on the workplace, at least for me. Well I have mine spirit with me:)

Have a great day all of you!

"Have a great day all of you!"

Thank you, but I have other plans.

Megan,

You are so funny!

A female version of a curmudgeon....;-)

O/T: This just in: Germans are stupid.

Economy in the tank? High unemployment?

Doesn't matter.

Smear one guy, and you've got the election in the frickin' bag.

I can't imagine what an insufferable crap-basket Schroeder is going to be if he wins re-election.

Didn't she get suspicious when his head started in that direction? Or when the clothes were lifted? We women tend to notice these things.

You're giving this woman way too much credit RWS. She's visiting a witch doctor because she's being bothered by spirits for crying out loud. Common sense doesn't seem to be her strong suit.

You've got a point there compos mentis.

Has anyone else noticed that bbeck is spiritually unclean and needs immediate professional help?

Michael,

Good luck convincing her that's your "egg" that you want to rub all over her body.

How dare you question my professionalism as a dedicated healer!

LOL,speaking of great professionalism. My husband broke his foot a few weeks ago. He just called the orthopedic place to set up another Xray in a couple weeks.

The answering system says "You have reached Orthopedic associates..... If you are a lawyer press 1."

Does not inspire confidence.

The funniest part of the article is this:

"Stunned, she immediately got up and demanded an explanation"

Wouldn't you just love to hear that conversation?

"Excuse me, Dr. Bomoh, but could you kindly explain to me the therapeutic value of sucking on my nipples? And by the way, what's up with that bulge in your trousers?"

"My other egg, dear."

I can top that, Laura. I just went to see a new dentist, with all the interminable paperwork that requires. The first question on the first page was "Do you have a living will?" Ulp.

Thanks Ace and commenters....another day started by spewing coffee. That could be another AoS tm.

Yeahp, that's pretty bad.

...he replied that she was “unclean” and he wanted to remove the bad spirits from her body.

"You are unclean! You are a very dirty girl. Oh you dirty filthy thing...oh..."

Sounds like he needs to spank the demons out of her.

Dr. Bomoh: "Well, erm, ya see, I just sucked an evil spirit out through your nipples. So now, um, the evil spirit is in my pants, right where you see that bulge. So, ahem, we have to exorcise the bulge in my pants to complete your treatment."

"Please resume your position on the table."

Oh, I know of about three of these types of cases in my area with a high latino population. Usually they're blindfolded and the spirit of the dead husband or boyfriend is suppose to be entering them but then someone peeks.

OT: absolutely awesome confirmation Q&As today.

Webcast

Also check FNC - they've got President Bush and the President of Iraq on right now but they're airing the Q&A live. (15 minute break right now.) Specter just bitchslapped Teddy 5 separate times in the last half hour. Fun television.

btw Ace - site speed fixed, thanks.

Talbani is the man! He's makin me cry!

Quick link to a couple of highlights from the Talabani speech

Desert Cat,

"egg" indeed. Or as the Mexicans call them, "huevos."

Has anyone else noticed that bbeck is spiritually unclean and needs immediate professional help?

Thanks, but I already get enough spiritual cleansing to purge my Impala of the Nine Circles.

Later,
bbeck

I've heard of this, I think they make you bring your own egg so you know it's a normal egg, then they switch it with one full of baby snakes or something.

Egggggscellent!

Hey! Looks like I finally found a job I can do!