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When will the French stop being so damn French?Everybody remember the scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail when the French taunt the Knights of the Round Table? Well somebody should teach the Vichy that you Don't Mess With Texas! Please don't make him taunt you for an eighth time you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! ``I'm thinking it's the best way,'' to anger the French, he told the newspaper. ``I'm exercising every day.'' posted by Tanker at 09:04 PM
CommentsHis exact quote is "I'm thinking it's the best way to piss (the French) off,". Now that's Texas. I got it here. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 6, 2005 09:18 PM
Hah! Posted by: lauraw on September 6, 2005 09:21 PM
Shit! I thought you were referring to Bush! Last week I heard Armstrong was pissed off because he had mentioned throwing his hat into polictics and some paper looked into it and revealed he pulled an Affleck. Posted by: on September 6, 2005 09:37 PM
Pulled an Affleck? Posted by: on September 6, 2005 09:43 PM
^ Am I the only one who thinks Sheryl Crow is not hot and has lousy songs? If so, I am in good company, still. Posted by: Bart on September 6, 2005 09:45 PM
Oops! Shd have explained it. While Affleck was doing his get out the vote tour (in reality, boinking the Kerry sisters), it was discovered that he had never voted in his life, let alone registered to vote. Posted by: on September 6, 2005 09:50 PM
Damn the MSM for throwing that good news down the memory hole! Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 6, 2005 09:59 PM
Well at least the french have snt us aid but dose chiraq have some strings attatched? Posted by: shadow bird on September 6, 2005 10:01 PM
This has got Karl Rove's fingerprints all over it. Posted by: Kevin on September 6, 2005 10:18 PM
I told Lance not to meet with that cowboy Bush. Now he's gone red neck on us and will ruin America's relationship with France, the cradle of modern civilization. Don't worry. I'll win in'08 and heal the breach using my French speaking skills; no doubt my French looks will be a big advantage. By the way, did you know I served in viet nam? Posted by: John F Kerry on September 6, 2005 11:55 PM
Hi Tanker, Welcome and all. But when you post I don't know what the heck you're getting at. It's all links and frankly I don't have the time or inclination to click on 3-4 links to figure out what you're talking about. Don't mean to be difficult, but you are making it difficult! I want to hear what you have to say! Posted by: Lipstick on September 7, 2005 12:02 AM
I question the linkage. Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 7, 2005 12:08 AM
tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! The french don't wipe - they got them funny looking multi-purpose drinkin fountains in the loo. Never could figger out if it was for takin a crap, gettin a drink, or takin a shower. All their cars look like fish or birds too! Posted by: Tony on September 7, 2005 01:26 AM
``I'm thinking it's the best way,'' to anger the French, he told the newspaper. ``I'm exercising every day.'' Or, he could just, you know, shower regularly. That's what I do. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on September 7, 2005 01:32 AM
I'm thinking it's the best way, to anger the French... Hmmm. The quote does not appear on the link you cite. Thanks to digitalbrownshirt for a link that does have the quote. Did this quote appear in the original Yahoo! story? And it was subsequently edited out? Posted by: W on September 7, 2005 08:59 AM
W: Seems to be a totally different article if I remember the original correctly. dbs Posted by: on September 7, 2005 07:59 PM
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