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August 07, 2005

Someone To Read On The Huffington Post

Greg Gutfeld, editor of Maxim, is hysterical. And pretty darn rightwing.

Floyd tipped me to this in a recent comment.

Actually, I already had been reading him, but avoided linking him because it's... well, because he's writing on Arianna Huffington's blog. I just didn't want to link her blog.

But he's really, really good.


posted by Ace at 12:48 PM
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Gutfeld spends about 3/4 his time making fun of his co-Huff-Po-bloggers, so it's all good.

Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did!

Posted by: Floyd McWilliams on August 7, 2005 01:17 PM

His "This is Not a Hoax" post cracked my shit up. Almost as funny as your posts, Ace.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, I just cracked my own shit up.

Posted by: Brass on August 7, 2005 01:21 PM

This bit is brilliant, I have to admit:

5. What does HP offer people that other blogs don't?
Wisdom. Read any post, take the opposing point of view, and you arrive at common sense.

Posted by: Megan on August 7, 2005 01:37 PM

I bookmarked his section when I could no longer stand reading the front page of the blog. SERIOUSLY funny. I wonder why they let him play token. It has crossed my mind that Arianna and Co. have disappeared so far up their own butts that they don't know how many points he's scoring.

Posted by: S. Weasel on August 7, 2005 06:15 PM

S Weasel - Yeah, I was wondering that myself. Your conclusion seems all too likely to be true.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on August 7, 2005 09:27 PM

This was brilliant, brilliant stuff. The Rove post was just brilliant.

Posted by: Steve on August 7, 2005 09:42 PM

Ugh. I need to find a new adjective besudes "brilliant".

Posted by: Steve on August 7, 2005 09:43 PM

I bookmark directly to it. it's basically its own blog without any of that nasty arianna-ish-ness.

Posted by: nigel11 on August 7, 2005 10:54 PM

I like his "anagram bonus special"

I drive an 'evol karr'. Who am I?

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