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August 04, 2005

Novak Walks Off CNN Set (Video!)

After a heated exchange with James Carville.

Says "bullshit" on live TV, too. Heeee.


posted by Ace at 06:37 PM
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link doesn't seem to be working

Posted by: ramms on August 4, 2005 06:49 PM

could just be problems with my computer

Posted by: ramms on August 4, 2005 06:51 PM

don't mind me

Posted by: ramms on August 4, 2005 06:57 PM

Fark's killing it.

Huge argument going down over there. Apparently Novak eats live baby heads.

Who knew.

Posted by: fat kid on August 4, 2005 06:58 PM

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1606629

Posted by: fat kid on August 4, 2005 06:59 PM

I don't watch Novak enough to know, but he seems a little out of control.

And yeah, Carville was his stellar asinine self, but I wouldn't have thought Novak would let that get to him. He knows what Carville is.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 4, 2005 07:34 PM

At the end of the clip they talk about how Novak was supposed to stick around and answer some questions about Plamegate. Maybe he didn't want to do that, and staged a storm-off.

Posted by: See-Dubya on August 4, 2005 08:17 PM

Unbelievable that Novak allows Carville's little insult to get under his skin like that. If I had to sit next to that piece of subhuman debris everyday, I would have several nasty, personal insults to lob back with held in reserve. It could have gone something like this:

Carville: "He's gotta show these right-wingers that he's got backbone, you know. The Wall Street Journal editorial page is watching you. Show 'em you're tough."

Novak: "Did you come up with that insult when you were canvassing trailer parks across the country, pimping whores for the President, or when you and your fellow campaign scumbags were lying to country about Juanita Broderick's rape? Huh, James? Stop dishing the Gumbo and step up to that one!"

Carville's head would fly right off. I would pay to see that.

Posted by: Log Cabin on August 4, 2005 08:32 PM

Jebus, for a second I read "Novak Wacks Off CNN Set" which might have been kinda cool, I guess.

Posted by: jpok on August 4, 2005 09:15 PM

That was awesome. You know, the guy is like 95, he probably just figured, "Fuck it - who needs this shit?"

I would have preferred him chopping Carville to bits, but that was funny as hell.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on August 4, 2005 09:35 PM

I wouldn't need the chopping to bits, just a nice right hook and Carville with a bloody nose.

That would be the scariest image on live TV. Carville with blood on his face would be like a Freddy Kruger type that just ate someone.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 4, 2005 10:41 PM

'ol snake eyes can probably take a punch, with his mouth he's sure to have been scrappy.

Served in the marines as I recall, too.

My guess he'd just laugh it off.

Don't worry though, Mary will make him pay.

Posted by: boris on August 4, 2005 11:34 PM

With slurring his words a bit earlier, and the somewhat unsteady walk offstage, I wondered if he hadn't had a stroke on-camera. He's put up with a lot of Carville before, and this is not his usual reaction.

Posted by: cthulhu on August 5, 2005 12:58 AM

As you get older it becomes harder to suffer fools gladly...

Posted by: on August 5, 2005 02:18 AM

cthulhu,

or drinking. not tryin to throw rocks at the guy or anything, but he didn't seem right, and he's been doing this too long to lose it over a little Carville snark

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 5, 2005 08:22 AM

Carville cracks me up. It's hard to take anything he says seriously. What does Rush call him, Corporal Cueball?

Hee.

Posted by: Scout on August 5, 2005 09:21 AM

I loved how the non bias CNN immediatly spins it so it seems he left because they were going to, yet again talk of the non-story.

Looks like he got pissed at the babeling jackass for being a rude huck-a-buck.
Can't blame him, I want to pistol whip the shit out of him everytime I see him on TV.

Posted by: GregS on August 5, 2005 10:34 AM

Yeah, I was watching that live, and before Novak's blowout I suspected he had been drinking.

I think Uncle Bob the Shark had a few totties before the show.

Posted by: fugazi on August 5, 2005 10:47 AM

Not only do they have a dedicated "Blog Reporter" but she claims to "know exactly what blogs are gonnna be writing about."

Just dayum, you Big Bloggers are important!

Posted by: Claire on August 6, 2005 02:22 PM
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