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August 04, 2005
Ace of Spades HQ Censored By Another Stupid-Ass Screening ProgramAdult/mature content? Sirs, there's nothing adult or mature about boobie and poopie jokes. An ill wind of repression is chilling my right to dissent. I hate to cry "political bigotry" at the drop of a hat -- no, wait, I don't mind that at all -- but I'm quite sure there are an awful lot of leftwing sites more casual with the boobies and f-word than this one and they're not being blocked. Thanks to the vacationing but still active My Pet Jawa. posted by Ace at 06:49 PM
CommentsOh no! If this service is filtering you, my own company's service is sure to follow. Right-wide conservative bloggery is all I think about! Posted by: zorachus on August 4, 2005 06:54 PM
I'm quite sure there are an awful lot of leftwing sites more casual with the boobies and f-word than this one . . . The F-word, yes. Boobies, no. Lefties don't like them. Posted by: on August 4, 2005 07:25 PM
Just a guess, but it could be all the references to 'cocksucking', 'squeekholes', 'whores', 'cunts', 'dicks' etc... But you weren't seriously wondering why your site would be blocked, were you? Posted by: izzadem on August 4, 2005 07:31 PM
nah, the Panera folksies been checkin out the Ace of Spades. they hateses conservatives, yesssssssss. Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 4, 2005 07:36 PM
I liked this Kosmonaut's comment: "If you want to do something useful, go help take over your local Democratic Party and start recruiting candidates. Start forming suicide squads to harrass and expose and impede and bring down Republicans. " Must be with the bomb vest wing of the left. I guess you can find "diversity" anywhere... Posted by: tony on August 4, 2005 07:38 PM
Incidentally Ace, while Websense identifies ace.mu.nu as a "Political Organization" which will inconvenience/block many, there's a quite effective work around (which only seems to work for your site). If you use www.ace.mu.nu (instead of the www-free version) it slides right past Websense. Posted by: Beck on August 4, 2005 07:47 PM
Actually I am pretty sure it was because of that hot 3 way prison sex thing the guys kept talking about before. Now see what ya'll did????? Go to your rooms! This instant! Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 5, 2005 01:41 AM
Careful there RWS! You're going to stir up the ones with an Oedipus complex! And you know Ace is into being spanked. Posted by: compos mentis on August 5, 2005 09:15 AM
My company blocked certain sites this week. Ace was one of them because of its "weighted phrases." A good work around is to subscribe through RSS. Then only the occasional post is blocked. I figured this out yesterday and am now back in Ace Heaven! Posted by: Sweetmeats on August 5, 2005 10:10 AM
No surprise here, but You are completely unblocked and fancy free on Air Force networks. Posted by: SSGT Squid on August 5, 2005 11:26 PM
Acey! now you KNOW you've ''arrived''. Posted by: on August 6, 2005 12:32 AM
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