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American Eagle Outfitters has a new ad with Sidney Sweeney, and you are going to like it. [CBD]

Seattle woman takes Navy's Blue Angels to court over social media censorship and 'acoustic torture' of cat
A literal cat lady! [CBD]

OG Blogger Jeff Dunetz passes at age 67
I thought I told everyone to stop dying.

Legendary wrestler and great American Hulk Hogan passes away. Love ya brother. [Weirddave]

Podcast: Israel protects the Druze, and Western Culture, Tulsi Gabbard is tenacious, NYC's mayoral race is a catastrophe, The Democrat Lying Machine, and more!

Are your Hot Balls ruining your health? Maybe you need to put those sad droopers on ice.
Most studies about overheated testicles look at semen production and fertility, but it also seems likely that too-hot crotch-knockers result in lowered tesosterone, too.

Ryan Long makes fun of NYC lefties for bragging that they can "handle" living amidst garbage, rats, hobos and murder while p*ssies like you just take the easy way out and move to orderly, pleasant places

At Budokan Mystery Click
Now I had heard the WACs
recruited old maids for the war
But mommy's neither one of those
I've known her all these years
Maybe I'll stop linking obscurities and start linking more crowd pleasers.
If you can stand the sight of Dan Rather, three members of the band talk about how they got famous in Japan before they ever even played in Japan. Hint: Manga.

Thread: The Rise and Fall of the Merry Poppins of Misinformation, Nina "Stanky" Jankowitcz

Former Black Sabbath frontman and co-creator of heavy metal Ozzy Osbourne has died at age 76

Malcolm Jamal-Warner, the son on The Cosby Show, dies of drowning at age 54: reports

Warner was in Costa Rica on a family vacation and drowned while swimming near Cocles after allegedly being caught by a high current on Sunday afternoon. The incident occurred between 2 and 2:30 p.m. local time.
Costa Rican National Police told The Post that Warner was pulled from the water by people in the area and taken to shore, where the Costa Rica Red Cross tried to revive him but were unsuccessful in their efforts.
His body was taken to the morgue at San Joaquin de Flores for an autopsy. The cause of death is listed as asphyxiation by "submersion."

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hint: Chopper noises on an oscillator/synthesizer
City nights, summer breeze makes you feel all right
Neon lights, shining brightly, make your brain ignite
See the girls with the dresses so tight
Give you love Give you love if the price is right
Black or white, in the streets, there's no wrong and no right, no!

Mark Halperin: One of the three biggest newspapers is about to publish a "major" story about the Trump-Epstein relationship, and Trump's odd behavior about the issue is probably a pre-reaction to the hit piece

Jay Guevara Obituary [PDF]

Russia: Commercial satellite constellations providing help to the Ukraine are now targets Well, this might get sporty! [CBD]

Podcast: The economy is good, and tariffs aren't causing inflation! Is selling arms to Europe for Ukraine any better? AI spells the end of the Green Energy boondoggle, Epstein's getting boring, And ICE needs to be unleashed!

BILL TO DEFUND NPR, PBS AND PASS DOGE CUTS INTO LAW PASSES PROCEDURAL VOTES WITH JD VANCE CASTING TIE-BREAKER VOTE... MURKOWSKI, COLLINS, AND McCONNELL (THE GREAT CONSERVATIVE) VOTED WITH THE LIBERALS TO CONTINUE FUNDING NPR AND PBS
If I understand this right, the bill now goes to the full Senate for ten hours of debate, and then we pass it.
Video of the vote

Alan Dershowitz says there is an "Epstein Client List," but that it contains many people falsely accused by Virginia Guiffre, and also a lot of negative information about Guiffre herself.

Susie Wiles brings calm to Trump admin -- helping the president rack up wins When was the last time you saw her name in the media? Is it possible that the grownups are now in charge? [CBD]

Update on Jasmine Ratchet: The DEI Dum-Dumb is eyeing a Senate run, because why should Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke get paid millions every two years to get blown out in the Texas senatorial election? Shouldn't she get some of that sweet sweet Act Blue graft?

Crockett addressed the possibility in an Instagram post where she said she would make a decision "depending on how many people reach out," but that her main focus has been legislating in the House of Representatives.
The post came after a poll from the National Republican Senatorial Committee was published showing that she was leading the pack of candidates with 35 percent in a hypothetical primary and was leading former Senate candidate Colin Allred, who was at 20 percent, per the Latin Times.

The Republican Senatorial Committee claims that she's ahead? LOL, that might be a little troll-poll.

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

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