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Ace of Spades HQ Censored By Another Stupid-Ass Screening ProgramAdult/mature content? Sirs, there's nothing adult or mature about boobie and poopie jokes. An ill wind of repression is chilling my right to dissent. I hate to cry "political bigotry" at the drop of a hat -- no, wait, I don't mind that at all -- but I'm quite sure there are an awful lot of leftwing sites more casual with the boobies and f-word than this one and they're not being blocked. Thanks to the vacationing but still active My Pet Jawa. posted by Ace at 06:49 PM
CommentsOh no! If this service is filtering you, my own company's service is sure to follow. Right-wide conservative bloggery is all I think about! Posted by: zorachus on August 4, 2005 06:54 PM
I'm quite sure there are an awful lot of leftwing sites more casual with the boobies and f-word than this one . . . The F-word, yes. Boobies, no. Lefties don't like them. Posted by: on August 4, 2005 07:25 PM
Just a guess, but it could be all the references to 'cocksucking', 'squeekholes', 'whores', 'cunts', 'dicks' etc... But you weren't seriously wondering why your site would be blocked, were you? Posted by: izzadem on August 4, 2005 07:31 PM
nah, the Panera folksies been checkin out the Ace of Spades. they hateses conservatives, yesssssssss. Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 4, 2005 07:36 PM
I liked this Kosmonaut's comment: "If you want to do something useful, go help take over your local Democratic Party and start recruiting candidates. Start forming suicide squads to harrass and expose and impede and bring down Republicans. " Must be with the bomb vest wing of the left. I guess you can find "diversity" anywhere... Posted by: tony on August 4, 2005 07:38 PM
Incidentally Ace, while Websense identifies ace.mu.nu as a "Political Organization" which will inconvenience/block many, there's a quite effective work around (which only seems to work for your site). If you use www.ace.mu.nu (instead of the www-free version) it slides right past Websense. Posted by: Beck on August 4, 2005 07:47 PM
Actually I am pretty sure it was because of that hot 3 way prison sex thing the guys kept talking about before. Now see what ya'll did????? Go to your rooms! This instant! Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 5, 2005 01:41 AM
Careful there RWS! You're going to stir up the ones with an Oedipus complex! And you know Ace is into being spanked. Posted by: compos mentis on August 5, 2005 09:15 AM
My company blocked certain sites this week. Ace was one of them because of its "weighted phrases." A good work around is to subscribe through RSS. Then only the occasional post is blocked. I figured this out yesterday and am now back in Ace Heaven! Posted by: Sweetmeats on August 5, 2005 10:10 AM
No surprise here, but You are completely unblocked and fancy free on Air Force networks. Posted by: SSGT Squid on August 5, 2005 11:26 PM
Acey! now you KNOW you've ''arrived''. Posted by: on August 6, 2005 12:32 AM
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Why does this keep happening to members of the "political organization" (per Tucker Carlson) of Hamas?!?!
Tucker Carlson claims that it's weird that Ted Cruz is interested in the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, because he has "no track record of being interested in Christians," then blows off the massacre of Christians by Nigerian Muslims, saying it might or might not be a real concern
Tucker Carlson enjoys using the left-wing tactic of "Tactical Ignorance" to avoid taking positions on topics. Is Hamas really a terrorist organization? Tucker can't say. He hasn't looked into it enough, but "it seems like a political organization to me." Are Muslims slaughtering Christians in Nigeria? Again, Tucker just doesn't know. He hasn't examined the evidence yet. He knows every Palestinian Christian who said he was blocked from visiting holy sites in Bethlehem, but he just hasn't had the time to look into the mass slaughter of Christians in Nigeria that has been going on since (checks watch) 2009. He doesn't know, so he can't offer an opinion. Wouldn't be prudent, you know? Don't rush him! He'll sift through the evidence at some point in the future and render an opinion sometime around 2044. Of course, if you need an opinion on Jewish Perfidy, he has all the facts at his fingertips and can give you a fully informed opinion pronto. Say, have you ever heard of the USS Liberty incident...? You'd think that the main issue for Tucker Carlson, who pretends to be so deeply concerned about Palestinian Christians being bullied by Jews in Israel (supposedly), would be the massacre of 185,000 Christians in Nigeria itself. But no, his main problem is that Ted Cruz is talking about it, "who has no track record of being interested in Christians at all." And then he just shrugs as to whether this is even a real issue or not. Whatever we do we must never "divide the right," huh? Tucker is attacking Ted Cruz for bringing the issue up because he's acting as an apologist for Jihadism, and he can't cleanly admit that Jihadists are killing any Christians, anywhere. There is no daylight between him and CAIR at this point. One might conclude that Tucker Carlson himself isn't interested in the plight of Christians -- except as they can be used as a cudgel to attack Jews. Just gonna ask an Interesting Question myself -- why is it that Tucker Carlson's arguments all track with those shit out by Qatarian propaganda agents and the far left? That if Jews crush an ant underfoot it is worldwide news, but when Muslims slaughter Christians it elicits not even a vigorous shrug?
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From the comments: I once glimpsed Garth in the penumbra betwixt my wake and sleep. He was in my dream, standing afar, not looking my way, nor did he acknowledge me. But I felt seen. And that's when I knew I was a traveler on the right path. I'm glad he's still with us. Now that's some Merenghian prose. Garth Merenghi on the writer's craft Greetings, Traveler. If you still have not experienced Garth Merenghi -- Author, Dream-weaver, Visionary, plus Actor -- the six episodes of his Darkplace are still available on YouTube and supposedly upscaled to HD. (Viewing it now, it doesn't appeared upscaled for shit.) I think the second episode, "Hell Hath Fury," is the best by a good margin. Try to at least watch through to that one. It's Mereghi's incisive but nuanced take on sexism.
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