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More: The Nazi Communist Stimulated by Poop Posted Lewd Photos on an App Used by Minors to Arrange Hook-Ups
The App Is Called a "Predator's Paradise" For Allowing Hook-Ups with Minors, and Platner Had An Active Account Until This Past Weekend

Boy I am really a full 48 hours behind this story, as I'm sure many of you tried to tell me in the comments.

Embattled Maine Democratic Senate hopeful Graham Platner finally addressed the infidelity scandal roiling his campaign after putting his wife forward to answer for him in a solo video that critics likened to a hostage film.

Platner, 41, and his wife, Amy Gertner, spoke briefly to News Center Maine Sunday after a campaign appearance in Portland, dismissing as "gossip" allegations that the horny oyster farmer exchanged sexually explicit messages with as many as a dozen women since the couple tied the knot in 2023.

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"Amy and I have a very loving and very happy marriage. They would very much like to try to rip that apart," he claimed before rehashing his stump speech about closing hospitals, low pay for teachers and nurses and Mainers' paychecks not going as far as they used to.

"But of course, the powers that be do not want us to talk about that, and so they're just going to do gossip instead," Platner concluded.

Oh I get it, I'm the bad guy. I'm the one who violated the sancticty of your sham welfare-moocher marriage.


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Gertner flagged to campaign staffers that her husband had been chatting up other women, including through private messaging app Kik, where it was revealed the Maine Senate hopeful's profile photo featured him wearing only a towel.

Platner's profile image on Kik was a bathroom mirror selfie featuring him wearing only a towel.

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In a bizarre twist to the story, Gertner was the one who tipped off campaign staffers about her husband's activities.

All of his screen names are variations of P-Hustle or P-Hustler, which of course stands for "Pussy Hustler."

Or, maybe, given his eroticization of the shit-house, it means Poop Hustler.

Ladies, don't respond to DMs from someone calling himself Pussy Hustler. Or Mish Hunter, or Cooze Shooter, or Slam Scammer, or really anything other than a normal name.

People are saying online that the app he used to send his dicpics is 60% used by young people, 13-24. I don't know if that really means much because Yutes use most hook-up apps, but he's a dirtbag and I bet this teeny-tiny trace of thin smoke might lead back to actual fire.

I mean, the app is called a "predator's paradise" due to the ease with which child predators can find victims.

And Platner still has an active account on it!

Platner still has active account on anonymous app dubbed 'predator's paradise' amid cheating scandal Platner's campaign says he deleted the app long ago, but Fox News Digital reviewed an active profile with a sexually suggestive image ...


Senate candidate Graham Platner has not deactivated his account on a private messaging app associated with casual sex and anonymous encounters -- despite facing mounting questions over infidelity and the platform's ties to sexual exploitation.

Platner, the presumptive Democratic nominee in Maine's 2026 Senate race, has an active profile on Kik, an anonymous chatting platform notorious for lax identification methods that have enabled the proliferation of child sexual abuse material.

The profile, reviewed by Fox News Digital, contains a sexually suggestive picture of Platner showing the candidate's naked torso with a towel draped around his waist. It is unclear when the image was taken, but Platner created the account in 2016.

Platner's presence on Kik was first reported by The Wall Street Journal, which reported that he sent sexually explicit messages to multiple women while married to his wife Amy Gertner, who wedded Platner in 2023. According to the outlet, Platner's wife first discovered the adulterous messages in the spring of 2025 and later divulged them to a since-departed campaign official.

Multiple child safety groups have criticized Kik due to its anonymous structure and public group chats that allow strangers to contact each other with little effort.

Users only need an email address to create an account, and there is no enforceable age-verification mechanism.

Roughly 70% of the platform's users are estimated to be between 13 and 24 years old, according to multiple industry reports.

The National Center on Sexual Exploitation designated Kik as a "predator's paradise" in 2023 for being rampant with "predatory behavior and child sexual exploitation."

The watchdog also placed the platform on its "Dirty Dozen" list for facilitating and profiting from sexual exploitation.

In 2024, Kik was rated the worst app for severe sexual content, according to Bark, a parental control and online safety platform.

Between 2023 and 2025, at least four Maine men were sentenced for distributing child pornography or soliciting nude pictures from underage girls by posing as minors while using Kik.

It is unclear who Platner messaged on the clandestine platform, but there is no evidence he communicated with minors.

We'll see. We'll see.

The Platner campaign said over the weekend that he deleted the app from his phone.

Just like he only papered-over his SS Totenkopf tattoo after it was exposed.

Meanwhile, Democrats who claim to be Anti-Nazi and Anti-Toxic Masculinity can't stop making excuses for Platner.

As Instapundit has said so many times: The people who are always telling you how passionately they believe the things they claim to believe actually believe none of the things they claim to believe.

It's all psychopathic Cluster-B manipulation and status-farming.



What has to happen for Democrats to stand up for the puritanical beliefs they all claim to hold?

Nothing will ever make them stand up for these beliefs, because these are all the manipulations of Dark Triad narcissists and psychopaths.

Democrats are again acting like they occupy the high moral ground of American politics.

But if 2026 has proven anything, it's that there's virtually nothing a left-wing candidate could say or do that would elicit condemnation from Democrats if doing so threatened their power.

Democrats, for example, demand credit for their opposition to Maureen Galindo, the Texas House candidate who proposed putting American "Zionists" (wink, wink) into concentration camps and castrating them.

Galindo lost her Texas primary last week, but still won 36% of the vote -- not a bad showing for a politician championing mass imprisonment of her political enemies.

The question, though, is whether House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, or Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or anyone at Pod Save America or the Bulwark would have uttered a word in protest, had Galindo already won her primary before making those comments.

All the evidence strongly suggests no.

And by evidence, I mean their explicit support for slightly less offensive cranks, extremists, bigots and terrorism apologists like new party power broker Hasan Piker, or the socialist Hezbollah fan Abdul el Sayed in Michigan, or the Hamas apologist Chris Rabb in Pennsylvania -- a guy who suggested the massacre of Jews at Bondi Beach was a "false flag" operation by "Zionists."

Imagine telling someone 20 years ago that a leading House candidate in a New Jersey district right outside New York City had both volunteered for an al Qaeda front in Europe and spent years being friends with "Blind Sheik" Omar Abdel-Rahman, the longtime jihadi preacher who was sentenced for seditious conspiracy after planning a "day of terror" in 1993.

Adam Hamawy defended Abdel-Rahman during his trial -- and yet not a single notable Democrat has called him out on it.

Many of the same Democrats who expect Republicans to wring their hands over Republican Texas senatorial candidate Ken Paxton, a man tainted by corruption, have offered full-throated endorsement of a man who knowingly got and kept a Totenkopf SS Nazi tattoo for 20 years.

It's not just Graham Platner's mentally unstable ravings -- including saying a Purple Heart recipient didn't "deserve to live," or that "all cops are bastards," or that white rural Americans were "racist and stupid," or that the Virgin Mary was a "skank," or defending child killers of Hamas, or contending that sexual assault victims bring it on themselves.

It's that he still uses unhinged Marxist language right now.

Platner isn't the first skeeze to run for major office, but he might be the most extreme.

Only two elected Democrats, as far as I can tell, have spoken out about Platner's soft spot for Nazis.

One is Sen. John Fetterman, who is under relentless attack from his own party for supporting Israel over Islamists; the other is Massachusetts Rep. Jake Auchincloss.

And Auchincloss was bullied by Democrats and leftists for actually opposing a Nazi. Which, as a Jew, he's kind of duty-bound to do.

But instead they told him that he was a Nazi for opposing the Nazi.





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