Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Jon Ekdahl 2026
Jay Guevara 2025
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups





















« King Fahd Dies | Main | Dean's Comments Too Deceptive Even For a Kosmonaut »
August 01, 2005

Liberal Columnist: Bush "Lucky" On Economy

Also from Blaster: A liberal throws in the towel on trying to poor-mouth the economy and instead now just decides Bush is "lucky."

When it comes to economic policy, George W. Bush has all the luck. He's like a drunk who wanders across a six-lane highway and somehow never quite gets smushed.

First Bush proposed enormous tax cuts to shore up his conservative credentials in the 2000 primaries. Then, after the first reckless cuts were enacted, along came the perfect after-the-fact justification: terrorism. Suddenly people were terrified about air traffic grinding to a standstill, consumers being too frightened to go shopping and buildings being uninsurable. The economic boost from the tax cuts seemed almost prescient.

Why, one might even speculate that tax-cuts are a generally useful economic move, having numerous benefits!

Nah. Bush just got "lucky" and wound up seeming "almost prescient."

His big gripe is that the markets aren't properly "punishing" Bush-- he really thinks they ought to, and wishes they would. He discounts the possibility that Bush isn't "lucky" in not being so punished, but is, perhaps, actually managing the economy rather prudently (with points docked for overspending) and thus making the US an attractive place for foreign investment.

Nah. Gotta be just "luck." Without liberal-approved economic policies, there's no way for the economy to grow in a stable fashion absent "luck."

He whines:

So thanks to Asian central bankers, cash-rich oil states and testy European voters, Bush has escaped the consequences of his profligacy -- and now, because the economy is growing, the budget deficit is coming down. In the long term, to be sure, Bush has put the federal government on an unsustainable financial glide path, and one day the foreigners will refuse to keep us airborne. But there's no justice in politics. The comedown may not happen on Bush's presidential watch.

Setting him up for his defense of any bad economic news during a future Democratic Presidency: It's still all Bush's fault!

Oh, I missed this: The GDP grew at the healthy rate of 3.4% in the second quarter, according to current estimates, and, as usual, that will probably be adjusted upwards by .3 or .4% in the coming months.

Click on Gene to hear Blaster's "I got a feevah" theme.


posted by Ace at 12:45 PM
Comments



Setting him up for his defense of any bad economic news during a future Democratic Presidency: It's still all Bush's fault!

Where did I hear this whine recently about economic problems? Oh wait, it was a different whine: It's still all Clinton's fault!

No comment on Bolton's recess appointment? I am so loaded to rave about how happy I am with that clusterfuck of a decision.

Posted by: vonKreedon on August 1, 2005 12:52 PM

Shhhh, the moustache will hear you.

It leaves his face while he sleeps at night and flies across the land, smothering political dissidents in their beds.

As Ace has noted previously, the moustache is fierce and unreasonable.

I'd advise you to sleep with clippers under your pillow.

Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 01:02 PM

For all these geniuses convinced that foreign banks are going to dump our debt, a question:

Where the F are they gonna put those assets? Euros?


I suppose if China et al wanted to commit financial suicide by dumping our debt, they could cause us some pain. But be realistic. They gonna go out there and put it in yen?

Posted by: Andy the Squirrel on August 1, 2005 01:11 PM

VonKreeden-if the Bush economy starts to tank before his term ends as did the Clinton bubble economy and cooked numbers did, then I will be the first to concede the buck stops with the administration. Remember the coporate scandals took place during the Clinton term and have been prosecuted during the Bush term. There was no 9/11 economic sledgehammer during Clinton's term. Clinton took a documented recovery in progress economy from Bush I while W took over a documented economy in decline. Your argument is the same as liberals attempts to compare some of the Conservative's hatred of Clinton to the Liberal's hatred of Bush. Both describe the same emotion but are based on entirely different facts.

Posted by: on August 1, 2005 01:14 PM

I much prefer the cheesecake that you had the last time to the guy with the cowbell? Didn't we all vote for cheesecake?

Posted by: 72 3-legged dogs on August 1, 2005 01:17 PM

Face it vonK, you guys on the left are out of ammo. You have nothing. Just hatred. Thats not enough. You need to have *IDEAS*, you know, those things you use to solve problems! Instead of a rant about why Bush shouldn't name Bolton, how about telling us who you lefties would name? And why.

Posted by: BrewFan on August 1, 2005 01:19 PM

VK- are you always this much of a dick? Give W the credit for pushing through the spending restraint and the tax cuts that produced economic growth and a shrinking deficit. Like it or not, he's the one that wanted it the most, and he got it done.

Although he could have been a little more pushy regarding the pork Congress still throws into every bill. But that's a minor point. The big news is the US is kicking ass, economically.

Posted by: Dogstar on August 1, 2005 01:19 PM

Hope I'm wrong but I simply do not see how we can limp along forever with $50 to $60 bbl oil, or more. Sooner or later this will come to a bust. The last time I said that was in the late nineties, and though it took some time, it came to pass. Again, hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: 72 pessimists on August 1, 2005 01:22 PM

What kind of news prompts you to put up Justine Bateman (i.e., Mallory)? I forget.

Can't the ladies get some nice cheesecake too?

Posted by: meep on August 1, 2005 01:24 PM

If these liberal commentators would actually take a course in something they profess to be experts in perhaps then they would understand. But that would be hard.
Instead they take writing courses and classes in the 'social sciences' where everyone is alwasy right if you back it with your feelings.
And the professors love it because it makes their life simple/easy too.

Posted by: GregS on August 1, 2005 01:24 PM

Tax Cuts always generate growth - the real question is always how soon and how much. In this case, not soon enough to really help Bush in the '04 election, but probably even more growth in the long run than even the Admin expected.

Now PLEASE get rid of the AMT and cut corporate taxes.

Posted by: holdfast on August 1, 2005 01:33 PM

VK - I wouldn't say everything is Clinton's fault, he didn't create pestilence or Liberalism (same thing) he just made them worse. But if you look at most of our really big problems today, Ann Coulter really is right: It's all Liberals' fault.

Posted by: wretched refuse on August 1, 2005 01:34 PM

It is frustrating isnt it.

Cut taxes, revenues grow.

How hard is that to understand? How many times does it have to happen right in front of their faces before they get it?

Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 01:34 PM

I don't think anyone would argue that tax cuts are NOT going to have a positive effect on the economy in the short run. But let us look at a couple of points from the Reagan tax cut era. Big tax cuts and massive government expenditures. In effect the deficit was funding an increase in the expenditures of National Defense. Not unlike a TVA for the white collars. The national debt was softened somewhat by the artificial boom of the Clinton years, which no economist I know of has predicted a second coming. Now you have massive tax cuts and massive expenditures that are basically leaving the U.S. economy so no government jobs program boom there and no artifical economic boom to ease the debt deficit. Coupled with oil at $61 a barrel. The economy certainly isn't in the dumps but I personally do not expect more than slight growth at best for the next 5 years.

Posted by: Thomas on August 1, 2005 01:49 PM

Just so I have it right, all of you think that it is OK that the communist Chinese hold most of our debt? This economy is being held up by the enormous loans that China has given the USA. As to where are they going to spend it, they dont have to, they just have to call in the loan, and the dollar drops. How many of you think that being in debt is a good thing, even when the country that holds the debt, considers use thier biggest rival economicly and militarily. Our debt is paying for China's military modernization and expansion, and thats good how?

Posted by: jeff on August 1, 2005 01:54 PM

If anyone got lucky, it was Clinton; the beginning of the dot.com bubble (along with some shady accounting practices and outright fraud that made the "Decade of Greed" look downright ethical) allowed Clinton keep his tax increases from dragging down the economy.

Thomas does make a good point about whether it's Keysian theory or supply side theory that's growing the economy. (Although the term MASSIVE is over-the top rhetoric when compared to spending increases and tax cuts of the past)

Posted by: JFH on August 1, 2005 01:58 PM

Yeah, I do in fact like it that the Chinese economy is dependent upon our own. Keeps them from gettin stupid.

More than a century ago, an economist (whose name escapes me) put it thus: When goods and money travel freely across borders, armies don't.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 1, 2005 02:02 PM

Thomas,

Ummm, have you noticed the deficit is already shrinking due to increased federal revenue? And on what do you base your expectation of minimal growth over the next five years? Just askin'.

And ditto what Dave in Texas just said.

Posted by: on August 1, 2005 02:06 PM

Last was me. F'n Monday.

Posted by: TheDude on August 1, 2005 02:07 PM

Dave in Texas,
1938 Germany was France's largest trade partner, and if I remember, the USSR was the largest supplier of raw minerals to Hitler.

Posted by: jeff on August 1, 2005 02:10 PM

Slow, steady growth is good growth.

Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 02:13 PM

Jeff,

Interesting point, but I think Hitler kinda had a plan for taking over the infrastructure and raw materials possessed by those nations. Also, he wasn't, as we later found out, the most rational of chaps. So I don't know that the anology holds for the Chinese.

Posted by: Jeff on August 1, 2005 02:16 PM

"they just have to call in the loan'

What if we don't pay? They going to send Guido Breakaleg to visit?

Seriously, as somebody else said, so what if they cash in all their t-bills? We'll sell them to the Japanese. You think if the Chinese hadn't of bought those t-bills nobody else would have?

Posted by: BrewFan on August 1, 2005 02:17 PM

Feel free to ignore me the rest of the day. I can't even enter my name correctly. Oooh, look at the pretty lights.

Posted by: TheDude on August 1, 2005 02:17 PM

Dogstar - Yeah, I got snarky with Ace characterizing any Dem administration claiming that bad economic news was the Bush admin's responsibility when so many Repubs did this exact thing during Bush's first term.

Regarding Bush's economic policies you say:
Give W the credit for pushing through the spending restraint and the tax cuts that produced economic growth and a shrinking deficit.

Well, spending restraint is hard to find under this administration. According to the Heritage Foundation:
Federal spending is growing at its fastest rate since the 1960s ... Discretionary spending leaped 39 percent between 2001 and 2004. Even after excluding defense and costs related to September 11, discretionary spending is rising 7 percent annually.

So I'm not sure what props I'm supposed to be giving for this administration holding the line on spending. No, instead we have a Federal debt that is growing, and increasing held by foreign governments. We now have growing employment numbers, but only now are the wages of the newly re-employed reaching their pre-recession levels.

Oh, and the recession, as apparently measured by recession measurers, ended in November of 2001, but Bush's masterly economic policy has only now started to have a overall positive impact on the American worker. I can't give much props for such economic performance.

Posted by: vonKreedon on August 1, 2005 02:23 PM

Funny, I think it was a French economist. I'll have to go look it up now.

I can't give you an informed opinion about the dependency of 1938 German economy upon French trade, and as has already been pointed out, Hitler decided he could take the natural resources of eastern Europe and Soviet Russia - so I don't see how that analogy holds up,

but I can tell you that from the end of WWI until National Socialism took complete control of Germany, European trade with Germany couldn't offset the punishing effects of the "debt" repayments required by Versailles.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 1, 2005 02:28 PM

If I knew more about the true aims of the Chinese leadership I would feel a hell of a lot better. They want to fill the anti- American vacum, deals with Burma, Sudan, and the North Koreans, makes me wonder if we are selling out the futrue for cheap goods now. Hitler laid out his plan in Mien Kaumpf, if anyone outside of Germany had read it, maybe they would have thought differntly about trading with him. So when i read and hear about the Chinese wanting to take back Taiwan or the annexation of the Spratly islands, I remember that the Chinese believe that they are the middle kingdom, the center of the world. I dont trust them, I dont trust thier motives, I do trust thier intentions.

Posted by: jeff on August 1, 2005 02:33 PM

VK,

You are actually going to criticize Bush for not maintaining the recovery when the recession "ended" two months after 9-11?
Economic policy ain't magic. Conventional wisdom (I'm not an economist, obviously, but it makes sense that there would be a significant lag time from implementation to effect) is a 4-5 year period before an administrations economic policies start to take full effect. How long has W been in office?

Posted by: TheDude on August 1, 2005 02:35 PM

VK, the recession that you say ended in Nov 2001 began when?

Posted by: Dman on August 1, 2005 02:54 PM

jeff,

I think being skeptical of China regarding their political goals is prudent and I agree with you on that. For example, I am very leery of allowing the Unocal deal to go through. I just don't agree that their purchase of t-bills falls into the category of potential economic calamity. They wield no additional power from their investments in t-bills that I can see.

Posted by: BrewFan on August 1, 2005 02:55 PM

Brew Fan,
if memory serves, didn't the South Korean central bank, with a lot less in T-bills, try to call in the loan, that sent the dollar tumbling for two days until they said it was a mistake? The other thing is that they are using the T-bills as collateral to buy weapons and technology from the Russians and Europeans. Think back to post Civil War America( I know were in the way back machine here) Great Britain loaned us a lot of money that led directly to our explosive growth in industry, to the point that 50 years later they were behind us in industrial output. The Chinese do not need our help and if that means pain now instead of agony later on, lets take the pain now.

Posted by: jeff on August 1, 2005 03:09 PM

DMan - The economists who measure recessions say it began in March 2001, so obviously not started by Bush economic policies, but a response to the Tech Bubble's bust that started in April of 2000.

The thing that is interesting about this recession, well interesting to me, is how long it took between the upturn in GDP and upturns in employment and real wages. The recession ended in November 2001, but only in the last year has the actual economic pain stopped for the American worker, and it will be interesting to see if the upturn in employment and wages can survive through the next year.

Posted by: vonKreedon on August 1, 2005 03:10 PM

RE: "Ummm, have you noticed the deficit is already shrinking due to increased federal revenue? And on what do you base your expectation of minimal growth over the next five years? Just askin'."

Let's please be careful not to politicize this. When the Bush Administration states the deficit is shrinking what are they actually saying? "The amount of our budget shortfall is not as much as we predicted." ANY budget deficit is going to contribute to the National Debt of course. Saying "things aren't nearly as bad as we predicted" is like the army lowering their recruitment goals to state to the press that they met their recruitment goals. Just simple tricks for the mindless media to spew to the gulible masses. Present company excluded of course.

My basis for minimal growth is simply my opinion, I am a purchasing agent for an engineering and construction company and the outlook has improved in comparison to 2001 but our clients are holding off on investment in capital again it seems. As interest rates rise, the economy slows. Other factors are involved of course, simply my opinion.

Posted by: Thomas on August 1, 2005 03:18 PM

Lauraw,
RE: Slow, steady growth is good growth.

Normally I would agree completely. Unfortunately the GOP plan is for robust growth to make up for lost tax revenue from the cuts.

Posted by: thomas on August 1, 2005 03:21 PM

>More than a century ago, an economist (whose name escapes me)
>put it thus: When goods and money travel freely across borders,
>armies don't.

Well, to further stump for a position as "official comment box pedant", it was Frederic Bastiat - the reason we have the phrase "laissez-faire economics", since he coined the term.

Posted by: SparcVark on August 1, 2005 03:24 PM
Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 03:27 PM

"no problem toots"

Not for an ideologue perhaps.

http://www.federalbudget.com/

Posted by: thomas on August 1, 2005 03:53 PM

You said 'lost tax revenue from the cuts.'

I show you in a very direct way how those revenues have in fact increased.

And you respond with a national debt spiel.

But I am the ideologue?

Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 04:13 PM

Thomas,

You're right, I played a little loose with the deficit reduction. Guess we'll have to wait and see if it falls as projected (yes, I know it would be a reduction only relative to last year's overspending, and not since he took office, but give him a bit of a break for inheriting a crappy economy that was immediately hammered by 9-11). Of course, as has been noted, it would be helpful if Bush and his Congress wasn't so loose with the purse strings.

Posted by: TheDude on August 1, 2005 04:14 PM

"The other thing is that they are using the T-bills as collateral to buy weapons and technology from the Russians and Europeans."

jeff, I don't know about the SK incident you cite but I do know you don't use cold hard cash to buy t-bills just so you can have collateral; and you don't need collateral to purchase something, you only need collateral if you're going to borrow money. So rest easy my friend, and keep shopping at WalMart :)

Posted by: BrewFan on August 1, 2005 04:19 PM

lauraw
And you show information from a year ago. A one paragraph statement showing a supposition from one data point where my original point was debt.

Posted by: thomas on August 1, 2005 05:16 PM

Lots of Chinese buy at Wal*Mart too.

Spent several years in Taiwan, which incidentally is China's second largest investor and trading partner. Taiwanese opinion about reunification is split pretty evenly 3 ways, 1) give in to China 2) declare sovereignty 3) leave everything the hell alone we like it just the way it is.

China is patient... taking Taiwan by force destroys the very thing they want, a powerful economic engine. They'll wait, and as long as Taiwan doesn't piss em off by declaring independence, they'll reunify peacefully.

The one constant - everyone in Taiwan considers himself Chinese (except for the Taiwanese natives/Aborigines, and they are few in number).

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 1, 2005 05:17 PM

That article is from 2005.

Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 05:22 PM

-and I wasn't responding to your original point. I was responding to this exchange:

Lauraw,
RE: Slow, steady growth is good growth.

Normally I would agree completely. Unfortunately the GOP plan is for robust growth to make up for lost tax revenue from the cuts.

And as I pointed out, tax revenues are just fine n' dandy after the cuts.

Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 05:25 PM

...not that I give a rat's ass about lost tax revenues, actually. 'Starve the beast' kind of ideologue that I am.
But it would be kind of you to actually read the article I sent instead of just the headline, which you then misinterpreted as being from 2004.

Posted by: lauraw on August 1, 2005 05:28 PM

Our debt is paying for China's military modernization and expansion, and thats good how?
Our debt would be less if it weren't for the MFN status conferred upon them by Bill Clinton. His policy of "engagement" or appeasement and treason, has turned out to be a bonanza for Chinese manufacturers and a disaster for US manufacturers, and it hasn't made them any "more like us" than they were before. Now they're an even more powerful Communist Dictatorship and have begun to threaten us with nuclear weapons! Perhaps we would've lost the jobs and the businesses anyway, but why speed up the process as Clinton did? Why not hold onto those jobs as long as possible? Again I must quote Ann Coulter:

Its all Liberals' fault.

Posted by: 72 Gun-toting conservatice on August 1, 2005 05:36 PM

"Lots of Chinese buy at Wal*Mart too."

My point exactly Dave. WalMart is doubling the number of stores in China and guess what? Some of the corporate income taxes WalMart pays can be used to buy back those t-bills everybody seems so worried about :) I heart capitalism!

Posted by: BrewFan on August 1, 2005 06:39 PM

Lauraw,
Let me rephrase to assure you of my comprehension of the article. And you show a one paragraph statement showing a supposition from one data point based upon a year ago. Most people would not be so bold as to assume a trend based upon two data points. Would you base a yearly trend in the stockmarket on information from one day to the next? Regardless, all that is meaningless. Spending has increased massive amounts. Unless you are intentionally TRYING to bankrupt the government you DON'T INCREASE SPENDING AND DECREASE YOUR REVENUE AT THE SAME TIME!!! It has been estimated that the loss of the estate tax revenue will cost the government 3 trillion over ten years. I don't think many rational people would say a massive hemorage is a way to take care of a bloated federal government. If you have your way stocks will collapse, the dollar will collapse, inflation will soar. Is that really the solution you want? What happened to all the conservatives? Where did they go?

Posted by: Thomas on August 2, 2005 12:02 PM

"DON'T INCREASE SPENDING AND DECREASE YOUR REVENUE AT THE SAME TIME!!! "

Thomas, this is where your logic is flawed and your premise collapses. The purpose of a tax cut is to INCREASE tax revenues. And guess what? It works every time!

Posted by: BrewFan on August 2, 2005 12:12 PM

Guess what, no it doesn't. When you figure in economic growth and inflation your statement is simply false. Nice talking point though.

Posted by: thomas on August 2, 2005 12:38 PM

"When you figure in economic growth and inflation your statement is simply false."

ummm, the tax cuts are what fuels the economic growth. And, Reagans tax cuts caused tax revenues to grow even accounting for inflation (which was substantially higher then it is now)! Just like W's! Amazing, isn't it?

Posted by: BrewFan on August 2, 2005 01:25 PM

BTW thomas, if one of your points is the federal government spends too much money you won't be getting any argument out of me about that.

Posted by: BrewFan on August 2, 2005 01:27 PM
Post a comment
Name:


Email Address:


URL:


Comments:


Remember info?








Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
You know we "joke" about the GOPe just "conserving" leftist things?
David French just posted:

Populists ask what conservativism has ever conserved?
Well its about to conserve birthright citizenship!
Posted by: 18-1

I couldn't hate this queen of the cuck-chair more if it paid seven figures and came with a corner office.
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk birthright citizenship, the 14th Amendment and SCOTUS, no boots in Iran, Artemis II and refocusing NASA, the NBA's hatred of everything non-woke, and more!
In more marketing for Project Hail Mary, scientists say they've found the biosigns indicating life growing on an alien planet. It's not proof, just signatures of chemicals that are produced by biological metabolism, and it could be nothing, but scientists think it's a strong sign that this planet is inhabited by something.
In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023.
Tons of chemicals are detected in the atmospheres of celestial objects every day. But dimethyl sulfide is different, because on Earth, it's only produced by living organisms.
"It is a shock to the system," Nikku Madhusudhan, first author on the paper, told the New York Times. "We spent an enormous amount of time just trying to get rid of the signal."

He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
Artemis moon shot a go, scheduled for 6:24 Eastern time tonight
Great marketing arranged by Amazon to promote Project Hail Mary. Okay not really but it does work out that way.
What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)*
Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown.
The Gascon nobleman inspired Alexandre Dumas's hero in "The Three Musketeers" in the 19th century, a character now known worldwide thanks to the novel and numerous film adaptations.
D'Artagnan was killed during the siege of Maastricht in 1673, and there is a statue honoring the musketeer in the city. His final resting place has remained a mystery ever since.

A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask).
* Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV.
Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR.
Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him.
LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR.
Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too.
LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others.
But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring:
"But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said."
In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power."
I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron.
Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring.
I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do.
But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
Finish the job, Mr. President!
Melanie Phillips lays out the case for the total destruction of the Iranian government and armed forces. [CBD]
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: Sefton and CBD talk about how would a peace treaty with Iran work, Democrats defending murderers and rapists, The GOP vs. Dem bench for 2028, composting bodies? And more!
Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Red Leather Suit and Sweatband Edition
And I was here to please
I'm even on knees
Makin' love to whoever I please
I gotta do it my way
Or no way at all
Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
Recent Comments
RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u]: "[i]I had to do it. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ..."

You Really Don't Want to Know : "I'm hoping the latest change is just CBD yanking e ..."

Anna Puma: "[i]Now they're just f*cking with us.[/i] Are yo ..."

XTC: "Someone decided to spice things up, this AM. ..."

Lizzy [/i]: ">>The Marco with many jobs memes still crack me up ..."

man: "Heh. What, no sanskrit font? ..."

Wacky Willy: "I had a thing for Penelope Pitstop. ..."

Sponge - F*ck Cancer: "We're grays, man. We're greys. ..."

RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u]: "Wait, whut?! First the margins, now they grays ha ..."

bear with asymmetrical balls: "You gotta be joking me. ..."

Nazdar: "Love the new graphic up top. ..."

CharlieBrown'sDildo: "Just can't leave well enough alone, can we now? [ ..."

Bloggers in Arms
Some Humorous Asides
Archives