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July 27, 2005

Ann Coulter Forces Me To Link To Oliver Willis

Because, in arguing that Bush shouldn't be so willing to compromise over a mushy O'Connor-esque judge, she said "we have the media now."

Of course, what she meant is we have an alternative media -- FoxNews, Limbaugh, blogs, etc. -- capable of at least giving the MSM a fight on its silliest claims, but of course Filet-O-Fish takes this to mean that Brian Williams is now a Grand Dragon Wizard in the Republican Party of the Confederacy Resurrected.


posted by Ace at 05:23 PM
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Does Willis ever write anything coherent? If so, please tell me when.

Posted by: Dianna on July 27, 2005 05:38 PM

Still don't like her. Not for ideological reasons. Just a question of tone.

She may be an agent provocateur. Michael Savage *definitely* is.

Posted by: Knemon on July 27, 2005 05:42 PM

Egad, what a doofus.

Since when did he start taking Coulter as a credible source for liberals?

Posted by: Slublog on July 27, 2005 05:50 PM

Oliver says "a broken clock is right twice a day" unless it is slow like you, you stupid mutha' fucka' in which case, like you, it is never right!

Ann is right! The limus test for Supreme Court nominees should be how loud the Liberals and the MSM scream about it. If the Liberals and the MSM aren't shrieking like stuck pigs before the barbecue about Roberts, something is very wrong and the guy should be dumped.

Posted by: 72 cartridges in a pear tree on July 27, 2005 06:03 PM

Oliver says "a broken clock is right twice a day"

And once again Oliver is wrong. My broken clock claims its 18:88
I don't see how that right eve nonce a day, much less twice.

Posted by: HowardDevore on July 27, 2005 06:44 PM

Its a STOPPED clock, a STOPPED clock, a broken clock can theoretically go on for infinity being wrong. STOOPID FUCKER. Cheesh you'd think he could get the quote right!

Posted by: PLUG UGLY on July 27, 2005 07:03 PM

"Naah -- that Coulter chick is ugly. OTOH, that hot sexy chick Janneannee Girraffallo -- hoooo dawgie!"

yeah. uh huh.

Posted by: W.E.Todd on July 27, 2005 08:05 PM

Wait, Oliver Willis misread something and came to a retarded conslusion?

Come on, I'm not buying it.

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on July 27, 2005 08:24 PM

I didn't hear the rest of the clip, but I believe that Coulter wasn't saying that we have The Whole Media (as in "the sum total of all media sources in the palms of our hands"), but rather that we have a sufficient number of media outlets to advocate our position, to challenge Democrats, to prevent them from doing their usual one-sided smear campaigns, etc.

We have the media to be heard. We have the media to expose their lies.

We have the means of being heard.

A lot of what Coulter says is sarcasm and hyperbole, but for some reason, everyone expects her to always play it straight. If she were a blogger, her statements would be more or less par for the course.

But because she's a columnist, people think she should act more like George Will or something.

Posted by: Phinn on July 27, 2005 08:41 PM

Speaking of stopped clocks being right twice a day:

I took a peek at Filet-O'Fish's main page for shits & giggles, and what did I see but the following:

. . . when I see that Jane Fonda is going to go around in a van powered by vegetable oil protesting I sort of throw up in my mouth a little.

Some of these celebrities need to shut up.

Posted by: Alex on July 27, 2005 08:58 PM

That last line was also a direct quote of Filet-O'Fish's; guess I need to use italics tags for every paragraph.

Gotcher loose shit, right here.

Posted by: Alex on July 27, 2005 09:00 PM

30 years ago Jane Fonda and a load of vegetable oil might have been an interesting proposition...

Posted by: on July 27, 2005 09:37 PM

When I was, like, ten or so, my grandparents took me and my little bro to "Barbarella". They had no clue what they got themselves into.

It was hilarious. Not the movie, listening to them.

Then, about five years later, my granddad takes me to "Shampoo". We end up walking out of that one too.

Poor Granddad- rottentomatos.com was never there for him.

Posted by: Dogstar on July 27, 2005 11:45 PM

God, it's been so long since I've read, or even thought about, anything Uncle Fester Willis had to say. Same goes for Crazy Duncan and the rest of that lot. It's made my life so much better. I know you're in the writin' & opinion business, ace, so you've gotta keep tabs on those morons and fill us in from time to time -- but for most anybody else, may I suggest never wasting another second thinking about the Sons of Soros. Do you a world of good. Thanks for taking the bad medicine for us, ace.

Posted by: Mike on July 28, 2005 12:21 PM
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