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July 23, 2005
Scarlett Johansson's Theory Of Filmmaking? Shut Up And EntertainOr words to that approximate effect: 'I don't believe movies should deliver messages," says Scarlett Johansson. "After you've paid 10 bucks to see it 15 bucks with popcorn you just want to be entertained." In related news, Tom Cruise is now officially nuttier than a Snickers Bar: [Scarlett Johansson was] at one point was also attached to "Mission: Impossible III," but dropped out due to scheduling conflicts (and, it has been rumored, a falling out with Tom Cruise when he attempted to convert her to Scientology). Come on, Tom... do a remake of Travolta's Battlefield Earth. You know you want to. Invest a couple of hundred million dollars of your own money into it and film three entire movies, simultaneously, like they did with Lord of the Rings. Travolta's film only did poorly at the box office because it didn't tell enough of this wonderful story, nor slip in enough of L. Ron Hubbard's philosophy. With you fronting the project, it could make a fortune.
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CommentsScarlett Johansson's only 20!? Such sweet success at an early age. I loved her in Lost in Translation, and The Girl with One Pearl Earing, neither of which I'd classify as "popcorn" entertainment. What I fine arresting about her, in addition fine female lines, is that enormous round-face-on-the-verge-of-being-ugly that is so plain it's beautiful. No fantasy for me here at age 55 with my own mid-40s beauty from Rostov-on-Don. (NOBODY beats my loyal Russian wife). But Scarlett's a pleasure to watch, and seems sensible enough (so far) that there's hope she won't be corrupted by Hollywood. At least she's got the good sense to avoid lunatic Tom Cruise. Posted by: Redhand on July 23, 2005 06:21 PM
Only $5 for popcorn? Wow, locally we get free refills on popcorn and soda (I call it dinner) but it's gonna cost you more then $5! It bothers me when people throw around unrealistic numbers. Posted by: LifeTrek on July 23, 2005 06:37 PM
It's also very refreshing to hear someone from Hollywood acknowledging that $10-$15 is a lot of money to most of us. And don't think that my opnion of her remarks is at all tainted by how insanely hot I think Scarlett Johannson is. Posted by: skeptic on July 23, 2005 06:37 PM
I knew she had to be cool. If I had guessed, I would have said, "Probably cool." James Spader cool. Posted by: rdbrewer on July 23, 2005 06:50 PM
Battlefield Earth remake? That's really cold. I like it! Posted by: Kevin Baker on July 23, 2005 07:15 PM
I can't wait to see Tom in those long dreadlocks! And the beard has to be dreadlocked too! Let the lunacy continue! Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 24, 2005 12:00 AM
Scarlet Johanssen is now my favorite actress because of this quote (and, you know, her HOTNESS and talent). As far as the "Battlefield Earth" remake goes, I'm thinking two words: 1. musical 2. comedy Bet the farm on this one, Tommy Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 24, 2005 12:05 AM
Before you go overboard on Scarlett, I've got to note that she is on Hillary Clinton's fundraising committee. She is mighty pretty, though. (Scarlett, that is.) Posted by: Lou on July 24, 2005 12:17 AM
Don't get carried away, Russ. Remember what happened with "Springtime for Hitler"; you could be creating a monster here. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on July 24, 2005 09:07 AM
Paul, don't worry: your 50% share of the profits is safe. Really. I guarantee it. All those other people clamoring for their share are liars. Scurrilous liars, the lot of them. I don't know what the hell they're talking about. I don't care about her politics. The thing that gets me is that she realizes that movies are a way that "the great unwashed" entertain themselves, not a 105 minute commerical for Hollywood's favorite cultural institutions. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 24, 2005 09:50 AM
And they think people who believe in God and Jesus are nuts. Posted by: Dianne on July 24, 2005 04:34 PM
"Remake" Battlefield Earth? You realize that Bucky Fuller wannabe loon whacked out something like ten more after scribbling down that tome? Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on July 25, 2005 03:15 AM
Sorry: delete: "tome"; insert "turkey" Even words have a certain amount of pride. Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on July 25, 2005 03:18 AM
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