His name is Cherry? That has got to be the gayest name ever.

Welllll....except for Ace.

On a related note, I understand Italians are delighted that they have finally begun making inroads in the construction, paving and trash collecting trades in the Northeast.

Marc Cherry?

What a fag!

Cuz, ya know, I'm allowed to say it.
It's like the N-word.

"The moment you put a woman in an evening gown mowing the lawn, it's just gay," said Cherry, referring to a slapstick scene with actress Eva Longoria. "It's kind of just what makes me laugh. A lot of my gay brethren get the joke."

Holy crap, i laughed at that scene...I'm shattered.

Huh, well the next thing you know they'll set their sights on the Fashion Industry!

FYI... Marc Cherry is also a gay REPUBLICAN :-)

The article goes on to say how excited many attendees at Outfest were about gays at long last getting some creatove power and political influence in Hollywood.

..."at long last"?

Did they forget about Roadhouse?

Eva Longoria is the most overrated "hot actress" out there right now. I was glad she didn't get an Emmy nomination.

My wife likes this show. She laughed at the lawnmower scene. I'm lucky to get laid once a month. Does this mean she's gay?

Being a desperate housewife I can tell you there are no hot yardboys or plumbers anywhere that I have lived. The housewife in the show that has the twin boys comes pretty close to reality..Heh. And I have known housewives who are so perfect like the redheaded one.

Gun toting liberal, ONCE A MONTH?? Do you have a yardboy? Maybe that is why she laughed.

;-)

I hate to be the bringer of bad news but oh well. If you men on this board are watching desperate housewives then you have already failed the test. That is unless you are watching to show that special lady in your life how careing you are so you can get a little.

You mean the creative force behind a sexually obsessed TV show is a homosexual male? Gee, whoever would have believed that?

I didn't get the joke either.

Now, you put some guy in an evening gown mowing the yard, that's funny.

And here I thought a woman doing housework in a gown was a straight man's dream.

Karol, its doing housework in lingerie that's a straight man's dream. Or a french maid's uniform.

Make that a freedom maid uniform!

Sully has Dan Savage guest blogging.

Knob Licker Dan Savage

The next thing you'll be telling me is that Jews will finally make inroads into accounting, medicine, law, and entertainment.

Did they forget about Roadhouse?

Wait a minute, I loved that movie.

Oh shit . . .

Being a desperate housewife I can tell you there are no hot yardboys or plumbers anywhere that I have lived.

RWS:

Here's a story just for you.

We had a pool guy in San Antonio who was great. If anything was wrong with our pool, he would fix it. We loved this guy. He was not actually hot, but he was decent-looking, friendly, and competent.

So then I got transferred to the D.C. area. Dumb-ass that I am, I didn't know that you actually have to shut your pool down in the north, because in San Antonio you just leave the pump running and a minor freeze is no big deal.

So the first hard freeze hits in Montgomery County, Maryland, and my pump and a bunch of plumbing blows up.

So, I call a pool service to repair the damage.

Guess who shows up?

The same pool guy we had in Texas! I mean, we loved this guy. Turns out that he had followed his girlfriend to D.C.

What are the odds?

"Turns out that he had followed his girlfriend to D.C. "

Lol!

Ace hasn't returned from his weekend? Hope he got laid -- and by a woman.

At the risk of sounding like a prig, I loathe Desperate Housewives and am not surprised at all that its made by gays. It is a cheap, tawdry, amoral, untrue and unflattering portrait of a suburbia that doesn't exist. Perhaps twenty years ago suburbia was as promiscuous as is protrayed on Hysteria Lane, but life in suburbia just plain isn't like that anymore. There are many people who take their religion seriously, who believe that fornication is wrong, something as unkown and strange as space aliens to the gay writers of this show! There are many others who believe adulty is wrong and live their lives that way. There are too many diseases and the consequences of adulty have come home to roost for far too many people for most to understand that it just ain't worth the risk anymore. Of course being gay the writers manage to ignore this truth and create their own utopia in their own image. And it is only a matter of time before the gay writers begin propagandizing the gay life and demonizing anyone who disagrees.

But the most objectionable part of the show is that sex is the be-all and end-all of life on this planet, that orgasm is the highest function of mankind and the ultimate goal of everyone beyond everything else. In its animalistic and primative approach to life, Desperate Housewives mirrors the shows creators far more than reality.

I understand Italians are delighted that they have finally begun making inroads in the construction, paving and trash collecting trades in the Northeast.

Yes, they're not your father's cement overshoes anymore!

But the most objectionable part of the show is that sex is the be-all and end-all of life on this planet, that orgasm is the highest function of mankind and the ultimate goal of everyone beyond everything else.

Good luck selling that to ace readers of the male persuasion. From the majority of the comments, having anal sex with another commenters mother is the be-all and end-all of life.

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I guess ACE readers never got (and still don't get) enough pussy in their lives. What am I saying? Of course they don't, that's why they blog!