I did hear a story once about a foreign student from Africa falling in love with a society miss from CT (and visa-versa). When the family inquired about the boyfriend's assets they were told his parents were quite well off -- they had 10 cows.

The Kenyan guy's asking the wrong one. It's Senator Clinton who's the cattle trading genius, not President Clinton.

When I was in the Peace Corps a neighboring African family offered me their daughter in marriage, and I was very flattered. But now I see they actually tried to stiff me by offering no dowery of goats and cattle. Jerks.

He already sold Chelsea's rights to the Chicoms.

I'll answer for him: Umm, no.

Now, now. Wait just a minute.
That may be the best offer he gets.

Bill Clinton already owns a cow. Its name is Hillary.

Had a pig named Monica for awhile, too, but found he couldn't keep it in the same house as the cow.

Taje it Bill, she's only worth two goats according tothe Blue book.

Let's think this over again, if Hillary can turn $1,000 in cattle futures into nearly $100,000 in a very short just think what she could do with livestock on the hoof. The only problems I can see with this would be keeping Bill away from the sheep and stopping the Kenyan from trying return Chelsea the first time he sees her without makeup.

"I learnt a lot about the Clintons through the media and was impressed about their staunch Christian values and their down-to-earth attitude," he told AFP.

This guy is hilarious and should be a screenwriter!

PS - Wow, look at that shot of Bill and what's her name, oh that's his daughter! He does her too?

After all the booty Clinton took from the Communist Chinese military (for nuclear warhead, missle fabricating and missle guidance technology) murderers, drug trafficers, mafiosi, and various other low-life rich scumbag criminals, what could be so bad about selling his daughter for a herd of animals? It's not like it would be the first time he was bribed. Oh yeah, the price was too low. What the hell kind of a guy would sell his own daughter for 40 animals? Make it 4000 animals and you gotta deal!

Why not her mother is a Cow or Jacka$$ , infact he guy is getting shorted.

Found out why Chelsea's so ugly: her real father is Janet Reno.