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Podcast:Jim Lakely of The Heartland Institute joins us for a wide-ranging discussion of Heartland's recent Anti-Davos initiative: The World Prosperity Forum. We also discuss MN's all-encompassing graft, free markets as an antidote to misery, the truth behind the ICE riots in Minneapolis, and more!

He seems to be a mild manured peaceful protester.[Mis. Hum.]

A new account spotlights Candace Owens attempting to read the stupid words Candace Owens wrote for her teleprompter scripts
We need to do more gatekeeping in this movement. This "Big Tent" idea is gay and retarded.
The account is so funny it's racist
"legititimize"
When Candace Owens comes across a word she doesn't know how to pronounce, she must consult this resource

Tucker Carlson, during yet another paid propaganda junket to an Islamic country: "Diversity is our strength! I actually believe that!"
thanks to runner

TJM waxes poetic about Terry GIlliams movies.

NASA Set to Launch First Manned Moon Rocket in 50 Years
Or they're just going to call an Uber. [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk about insurrection in MN coming to NYC? Trump's Greenland rhetoric was over the top, the Gaza Peace Panel is anything but, Minnesota churchgoers need to step up, and is it possible that if the Persian people toss out the Mullahs they will begin a Muslim reformation?

TJM wonders who the real Wolfgang Petersen is.

Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters
Judicial Overreach example #62,904. What law was broken? [CBD]

Long-time Coblogger and commenter "Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" is having significant health issues, and would appreciate the thoughts and prayers of The Horde. If you wish to reach out, use @NiedsG on X/Twitter. [CBD]

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JUST IN - DOJ investigating Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for conspiracy to impede immigration agents -- CBS

The Hill reporter shows his ass, Karoline Leavitt spanks him like the child he is [CBD]

TJM ranks John Carpenter's movies.

Podcast: CBD and Sefton chat about the end game in Iran, what to do about the Fed, its supposed "independence," and its hyper-politicized chairman, the housing crunch, and Trump's harebrained suggestion to decrease credit card interest!

Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, and an always interesting observer of the human and political condition, has died. RIP.
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TJM celebrates the career of John Carpenter.

Tousi TV: France closes embassy in Tehran, US Department of State advises all US citizens to get out of Iran
He's been saying that Tuesday will be a decisive day. Other reports say that Trump is in the last stages of planning an action against the mullahs. (And other reports say that Tucker Carlson Simp JD Vance is attempting to get Trump to agree to "negotiations" with Iran -- for fucking what? What do we get out of saving the fucking mullahs and letting them kill and torture their own people? Apart from Tucker Carlson getting to pretend he's a Big Man Influencer and that he's worth all the Qatari money he's receiving.)

Asmongold predicted that AWFLs would turn on immigration the moment we started importing hot women into the country, and he was right
via garrett

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I did hear a story once about a foreign student from Africa falling in love with a society miss from CT (and visa-versa). When the family inquired about the boyfriend's assets they were told his parents were quite well off -- they had 10 cows.

When I was in the Peace Corps a neighboring African family offered me their daughter in marriage, and I was very flattered. But now I see they actually tried to stiff me by offering no dowery of goats and cattle. Jerks.

Let's think this over again, if Hillary can turn $1,000 in cattle futures into nearly $100,000 in a very short just think what she could do with livestock on the hoof. The only problems I can see with this would be keeping Bill away from the sheep and stopping the Kenyan from trying return Chelsea the first time he sees her without makeup.

"I learnt a lot about the Clintons through the media and was impressed about their staunch Christian values and their down-to-earth attitude," he told AFP.

This guy is hilarious and should be a screenwriter!

PS - Wow, look at that shot of Bill and what's her name, oh that's his daughter! He does her too?

After all the booty Clinton took from the Communist Chinese military (for nuclear warhead, missle fabricating and missle guidance technology) murderers, drug trafficers, mafiosi, and various other low-life rich scumbag criminals, what could be so bad about selling his daughter for a herd of animals? It's not like it would be the first time he was bribed. Oh yeah, the price was too low. What the hell kind of a guy would sell his own daughter for 40 animals? Make it 4000 animals and you gotta deal!

Kenyan Man Asks Bill Clinton For Chelsea's Hand In Marriage; Offers 20 Cattle And 40 Goats