The Sequel:

"Damn, Corporal, that kid over there just blew himself up."

"Yeah."

"But, no one was around him."

"Yeah."

"It was like he was just standing there thinking then "BOOM" "

"Yeah."

"What a dipshit. Well, let's finish getting these rations distributed out to the people and figure out who's going to fix the town's water pump."

"Yeah."

For Chrissake it's written in nothing but sentence fragments!!! My English teachers would have given me an F and made me stay after class to rewrite the whole thing with complete subject-verb-predicates. Oh, but now kids get prizes for writing ungrammatical garbage. What's next, Timmy gets a gold star for not missing the urinal?

Sometimes I hate the entire Earth.

Thank God for John Howard.

And Jocko, that "oy" guy.

She's a self-described "South African Kiwi" girl . Meaning she's white? Too bad we don't have some photos of the body parts of those kids last week. Or the time they blew up all those children about a year ago. I would love to bombard the silly little bitch and her school with them. Better yet, maybe we can send her the real deal. Anybody know how to get a hold of the head of a splodydope?

Please be reassured that this is one American teacher who is NOT a moonbat. I invite my students to write to soldiers, and I vet the letters to be sure there is nothing insulting/hurtful, etc--and there never has been.

While I allow my students to write whatever they want for certain assignments, any student submitting that sample would find herself in the guidance office.

goddessoftheclassroom:

That's great, goddessoftheclassroom. But, tell me, what type of grades would you give to the various commenters in ace's Free Fire Zone post?

Anything with the word 'Multicultural' in its name must be disbanded. Now.

"Enough is enough."

What do you propose? Shall we blog the splodeydope-pushers into submission?

Reminds me of the prison poem Eddie Murphy recited on Saturday Night Live. It went something like:

Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L
Kill my landlord.

Another award winner...

Baghdad: once filled with beds of flowers and happy smiling faces. Now destroyed homes: destroyed families -- no peace, no hope ...

She forgot about the kites. So many kites...

I have a feeling she'll be showing up in the online story critiquing forums sometime in the near future. And if she does, she'd better prepare for the ego setback of a lifetime.

Man, they're right. Kids are adorable when they're discussing plans to slaughter innocents on behalf of one really crappy culture.

And the American soldiers wouldn't be standing around for 2 minutes while some genetic U-turn was acting all funny.

One more thing: where do you suppose this child heard that Baghdad is "nothing but rubble"? That all the mothers and fathers have been killed? That the Americans are wandering around kidnapping children and taking them to "camps" as "prisoners of war"? (Where, for that matter, did she hear about the butterflies and laughing flowers of Saddam's Iraq?)

Could she have read these things in the Australian press? Why yes, she could have. I suspect from some of this (the shalwar kameez as Iraqi dress??) that she in fact is going from poorly-thought-out media accounts.

Aren't these the same kind of "educators" who call in SWAT teams and psychiatrists when a kid draws a picture of a gun? And isn't this kind of brain-washing a violation of the Geneva Convention?

Anyway, Multicultural Educational Services is slipping; they should have made her change it to Aussie troops and worked the treason angle harder. I give it two red stars.