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July 21, 2005

The Reality-Based Community Opts For Fantasy

The t-shirt reads i do not consent to being searched, of course in reaction the NYPD's prudent (though bothersome) decision to begin checking bags at subway entrances.

It's very simple. There are some on the left that don't like the real world. They'd prefer a different world, one in which terrorism wasn't occurring, and if it were perpetrated, then perpetrated by White Male Corporate Pigs rather than Oppressed Heroic Multicultural Victims that they're supposed to feel solidarity with.

So they're just checking out. This world doesn't please them, so they'll engage in a bit of collective communal fantasy -- a bit like live-action role-playing, except with Birkenstocks and moccachinos instead of broadswords and wizards' staves -- and wish all the icky stuff away.

Fine. But just be aware of what you're doing, and allow the rest of us -- those of us not LARPing around in the real world -- to handle real life while you're earning experience points in delusion and denial.


posted by Ace at 08:47 PM
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i do not consent to being searched until the third date. :-)

Posted by: on July 21, 2005 08:55 PM

Of course, the real fantasy is the belief that our freedom requires open borders. In fact open borders to foreigners, and particularly to Muslims, is the cause of the decline of our own freedoms. Freedom requires some notion of community to be viable and Bush/Blair and others' failure to recognize the incompatibility of our freedoms with our putatively free open borders is a contradiction that is becoming more apparent all the time.

We need walls to protect us from these enemies. We, unlike Israel, do not have to live with this problem. The walls that we need are not like the walls of a prison, to keep us in our lane and from escaping. They're more like the walls of a home. And a home, inside, is the freest place a man can know.

Posted by: Roach on July 21, 2005 09:00 PM

How is this any different from searches and xrays at airports? I mean, really, the reason we do all that crap at an airport is because there is a risk to a couple of hundred other people, passengers, that some asshole will bring something on to kill them. Not to mention the financial risk to the carrier, people on the ground, etc. etc.

Now there is a risk that some asshole will do something on a subway that the authorities kindly wish to deter.

Do these idiots want to wear their shirts in line at La Guardia? I don't fucking think so.

Goddamn left knuckleheads. Do I like the prospect of being searched on a train? NO.

Will I put up with it?

Yes.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 21, 2005 09:02 PM

They pulled this same b.s. at the conventions, remember?

Posted by: on July 21, 2005 09:13 PM

I think it's cool. Wonderful.

The police don't even have to waste other passengers' precious time searching these douchebags.

Just turn them away, since they don't consent. WALK, hippy scum.

Posted by: lauraw on July 21, 2005 09:44 PM

Aren't subway's city property or something? Dosen't the act of using such a Eurosocialist Rube Goldberg contraption instead of getting a car like a grown up American constitute consent in itself?

Posted by: Dave Munger on July 21, 2005 09:46 PM

three decades of rock concerts where everything up to full body cavity searches were done at the door to paying concertgoers and no one kicked up a fuss and suddenly the left is "anti-search." Go figure. Maybe they could have Sammy Hagar music piped in over the loudspeaker at the entrances, or that T Rex album that was always playing before every single concert I went to at the Hollywood Sportatorium.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on July 21, 2005 09:58 PM

Here's a shirt for you, Ace:

http://www.cafepress.com/idontconsent

Posted by: Confederate Yankee on July 21, 2005 10:25 PM

ace,

I think that by now we have more than enough evidence to justify always putting the phrase 'reality-based' in scare quotes.

Posted by: max on July 21, 2005 11:26 PM

I think the one in the (Vast) Right Wing Conspiracy trackback is better...
http://www.therightwingconspiracy.org/?p=159

Posted by: Dave S on July 21, 2005 11:30 PM

BTW... For the record, the link I added above is *not* my blog (which has a very similar name).

Posted by: Dave S on July 22, 2005 12:19 AM

We got frisked going into our local fair, plus put through the metal detectors like at the airport. In fact, they made us actually take our keys out. Oddly enough, I was thinking, "damn idiots" but then my son's fiance had a small swiss knife on her key ring and I thought, "hum, who'd da thunk it?" Sometimes giving up little pieces of freedom might actually make a difference.

Posted by: Dayna on July 22, 2005 12:41 AM

How is this any different from searches and xrays at airports?


Uh huh...because those federal security screeners have worked out so well haven't they?

I for one think this is will end up being yet another monumental waste of taxpayer time and money.

Geezus...will we be forced into taking off our fucking shoes too?

I guess this is all just part of the new "not letting the terrorists win" master plan.

Fucking brilliant.

Until we force the power that be to stop with all this asinine "there will be no profiling" PC bullshit...I won't be letting them search my bag either.

Sorry...but these peoole have a point.

Posted by: The Ugly American on July 22, 2005 12:50 AM

No one has the RIGHT to use mass transportation in any form. If you wish to use the service the operators of that system have the right to impose conditions on the use of it. If these LLL's do not wish to be searched that is their right of course. It is also the right of the airline, subway or bus system to refuse them service.

Too bad, so sad. Guess the LLL's gonna have to walk or ride their bikes.

Posted by: Nahanni on July 22, 2005 01:10 AM

Hey, if you don't want to be searched, that's cool. Just don't get on the train and take your car instead. More room for the ones on the train.

If I don't want to get fondled at the airport, I don't fly. Granted, I don't LIKE the thought of a woman groping me -- although some of YOU might -- but if I really need to get on that plane I'll put up with it. And smoke a cigarette afterwards...provided I can find a place I can light up.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on July 22, 2005 01:11 AM

"Hollywood Sportatorium"

Hey Andrea, did you grow up in S. Fla? I saw Deep Purple at the Sportatorium many moons ago! Or was it Pirate World? I admit some of my memory loss may be chemically induced!

Posted by: BrewFan on July 22, 2005 06:40 AM

Geezus...will we be forced into taking off our fucking shoes too?

In the subway? Ewwwwww! Maybe I will walk, after all.

Posted by: Wanda on July 22, 2005 08:22 AM

Brewfan: yes. I didn't see Deep Purple, but I saw just about everyone else who showed up at the Sporthole. I knew people who saw David Bowie at Pirate World, but the one time I went there I got sick on the Himalaya (and there was no concert).

Posted by: Andrea Harris on July 22, 2005 09:35 AM

How about enabling the employees searching the bags to respond with something like, "Well then you obviously don't consent to using the subway today either dumbass, now get lost".

csh

Posted by: csh on July 22, 2005 10:27 AM

Need another t-shirt:

"I don't get to ride the subway for a while."

Posted by: mojo on July 22, 2005 10:29 AM

Ugly A,

I'm right with you on profiling. Got no problem with it at all.

And I'm no apologist for the TSA (Thousands Standing Around). There isn't just one solution, there are many details, when used together, that can offer improved safety conditions.

Searching bags is one of them. I'm not going to throw a hissy fit because they don't feel like employing all of my great ideas.

Instead I'm going to work on my representatives in the Congress. They tend to be a little more jittery/receptive after things like bombs on trains.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 22, 2005 11:17 AM

Dave,

TSA actually means "Thundering Stupidity Abounds"

Posted by: Randall on July 22, 2005 11:27 AM

It's not like searching them is this great treat for the police.

Ever smelled a New Yorker?

Posted by: MikeSC on July 22, 2005 11:46 AM

I don't mind the random searches, what bothers me is the mindless stupidity with which these type of "random" searches are conducted. I have yet to see the mug an 80 year old grandmother or a diapered 2 year old on the news as possible suspects in a terrorist bombing. Thankfully, I live in Dallas and public transportation sucks, so I won't be going on any trains or busses and have to be searched "randomly". But, if I were to visit NY and ride the subway, I would wait until my twin 2 year olds had sh*t their pants and then enter. Let the idiot security forces sniff out those bombs.

Posted by: kbiel on July 22, 2005 01:07 PM

Dave in Texas: Didn't mean to single out your particular comment...just trying to draw a comparison between the TSA and what they're proposing in NY. Thanks for not taking it personally.

Besides...with everyone here shaking thier heads in agreement...someone had to be the hissy fit voice of dissent ; )

Posted by: The Ugly American on July 22, 2005 02:00 PM

Whatever happened to the idea of a pre-screened security check ID card? I'd be down with that.

For me...it's not so much about the whole "invasion of privacy" as it is the inconvience of waiting in an hour-long security check line at LAX during 100+ degree heat.

I tend to get a bit cranky.

Posted by: The Ugly American on July 22, 2005 02:26 PM

No sweat UA,

actually, Karol made a great point, if you can just say "no" and walk down to the next station to take your chances on 'random'. that's a poor implementation.

I hope the authorities got their shit together enough to radio ahead. Two refusals should be enough for incarceration with probable cause.

Maybe they can use those codeword "bitchtalkers" I've been hearing about *grin*

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 22, 2005 05:54 PM

I think it should have a bigger font so the cops don't have to stand right next to your chest to read it. This shop has got it right: 'I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING SEARCHED T-SHIRT in large letters: http://www.cafepress.com/republika/728685

Posted by: NO CONSENT BEING SEARCHED on July 23, 2005 12:29 PM

I think it should have a bigger font and the sentence be a circular design like a bulls eye. Anything to help our boys in blue.

Posted by: on July 23, 2005 01:30 PM

If information wants to be free, doesn't that include information on whatever you have in your backpack?

Posted by: Joseph Hertzlinger on July 24, 2005 12:19 AM
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