But she does have a nice rack. It almost draws attention from that horse's head she wears on her shoulders.

With a title like that, who needs a haiku?

wonkette hating someone most don't know
or someone most don't know
hating someone of notable fame?

Never really cared for her deal. Something there too consciously hip bout her 'ass fuck' schtick. "Ooh aren't I being outrageous."

That said, Shirt's right: great rack.

Wonkette's Irony.

Wonkette made ass-fucks
chic, yet Jessica Cutler
made ass-fucks pay off.

Wonklegangers

I've got to give her credit for one thing. She was the inspiration for the greatest thing Ace ever wrote.

"The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon "

That was the first thing I ever read on this blog, and I'm still waiting for something to top it.

Actually, if you phrase it right, the title of the haiku is a haiku:

Who Gives A Wet Shit
About Who You Hate, You Dumb
Overexposed Whore?

Genius. Giving a haiku a haiku title.

MoN,
The "Nasty Adolf" is what brought me here in the first place, and I've kept on coming back.

I wouldn't fuck Andrew Sullivan with Andrew Sullivan's dick.

Hee.

Now that's good homophobe.

Don't feel left out, ace. I'm sure if Wonkette knew you, she would hate you, too. :-)

It almost draws attention from that horse's head she wears on her shoulders.

LOL!!!!!!......

There once was a chick named Wonkette
Who some marketing guy once let
Start up a web site
To see what she would write
But ass jokes are all he could get

Thanks, Master of None. I had not read that gem. Ace you are one sick, funny son of a bitch. You should write a book. Or a screenplay maybe.

I've got to give her credit for one thing. She was the inspiration for the greatest thing Ace ever wrote.

"The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon "

That was the first thing I ever read on this blog, and I'm still waiting for something to top it.

It's right at the top for the funniest things ever written on a blog.

Christ, that was lame. I'm not sure Sully would even recognize a diss, not if he got bitch-slapped around the blogosphere with de-linkings and personal freakout advisories.

"Wonkelgangers," though... That made me laugh.

I wouldn't fuck Andrew Sullivan with Hillary Clinton's dick.

And just for the record, I believe her dick is named Bill.

I wouldn't fuck Andrew Sullivan with Hillary Clinton's dick.

ROFL! Holy COW, what's in the water today? These comments are hilarious.

And good grief, you horny buggers, I sincerely doubt that, unless the woman has a Repulsion Factor in the neighborhood of Helen Thomas, you'd say ANY chick has a nice rack. Wonkette just BARELY has a coat hook.

Later,
bbeck

I've only seen one picture of her. She looked like she was packing, not bbeck packing, but packing by normal standards. She also had a horse's face, so it made it hard to concentrate on her good points.

Andrew Sullivan has refused to write about whose dick he wants to be fucked with on his blog, but in an interview with The Advocate...

i don't mean to be dense here...but what the f*ck is that supposed to mean "rorschach blot?" is that some sort of ass pirate lingo for getting laid? is that why excitable andy thinks it's so clever? i mean, someone loan me a friggin clue here.

She used the word 'girlfriend'. What woman uses that any more? It's like listening to my dad talk about Tupac. It doesnt quite work.

matt,

it's what head shrinkers call teabagging so that they can hide the fact that, really, they're just trying to f--- you in the a-- (except, figuratively).

actually, it's those ink blots that they show people and ask them what they look like, thinking that people will "project" their "subconscious" onto the ink blot, and give insight about what is really bothering them.

What irritates me about "Wonkette" is that she wanders all around the country speaking about blogging when (1) her opinions are pretty dull and (2) she doesn't blog!

Seriously, she has a staff of people to make "snarky" "comments" for "her." That's not blogging, or, if it is, Nick Denton is a blogger and Wonkette is a middle manager.

skeptic:

thanks - i know what the damn rorschach test is...i just didn't know if i was out of the loop vis-a-vis some kinky sex term.

i still don' get it...

I'm still waiting for Wonkette's face to peel open "Total Recall" style... only to reveal George Soros.

By the way, the man-tits are real.

Ace, your title is a perfect haiku.

Who Gives A Wet Shit
About Who You Hate, You Dumb
Overexposed Whore?

He's even unintentionally smart.

"You Dumb Overexposed Whore" is the best description I've heard yet about this talentless, useless bitch.

I can't tell you how tedious I found her endless a**f*cking references: So much so that I lost interest in wondering if she ever took it up the pipe herself; So much so that I couldn't care less about her "nice rack" either.

The solution was simple. Remove Wonkette from my favorites list. Haven't thought about this idiot since, until tonight's post here.

Wait. She has a nice rack???

You know, maybe we've been a little hard on Wonkette.

rdbrewer,

apparently not as hard as some others have been

Ba-da-bing!

Ba-da-bing!
Rim shot? or rimming?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Lookit, Skankette does NOT have a nice rack. She'd only be good masturbation material if she were in National Geographic.

They're average at best; maybe worth considering a good bender to make them more attractive, but in no way worth the hangover.

Remember: there are many more breasts in the world you would rather NOT see!

Johnny Coldcuts does NOT dig Wonkette's tits. He prefers Teddy Bruski's manboobs to Ana Marie Cocks mosquito bites.

Jonah Goldberg slices like a fucking hammer. Michelle Malkin comes down hard like a friggin' viking. Wonkette doesn't even get a shirt.

Nice rack = saggy waterballoons?

More diversity training going on in London's tubes today.

Thank goodness it seems at first blush that few people were hurt, except the splodeydopes of course.

splodedopes,

heh

Skankette and Sully
Seems impossible physically
But both blow and suck

splodeydopes rather

You'll get a kick out of this; one of the killers' detonators went off- but the bomb didn't explode.

He made a sound of dismay, dropped his backpack and fled.
Unfortunately, it seems he got away.

Unfortunately, it seems he got away.

Fortunately, probably not for long. While I'm somewhat agnostic on cameras monitoring public places (except than it just, well, creeps me out a little bit) the presence of all those cameras leaves few places to hide.

And yeah, I love "splodeydopes" too. Heh.

I e-mailed Wonkette and asked if she would "hate" me too. She declined, but agreed that she would say that I "annoyed" her.

Hey, its a start!

loose terrorist shit

Place your bets now: copycatters, more adherants of the religion of peace, or Karl Rove?

Or maybe all three??

The CIA, man. The C-I-A.

Shhhh

Don't be naive. Do you need Cedarford to tell you who is really behind it all?

Ohh, did Wonkette hurt your feelings? *tear* Get a sack, pussies.

Dude, as I am neither Jonah Goldberg nor Michelle Malkin, and nor does anyone else here go by those names, how the heck could Wonkette have hurt our feelings?

I know Reality does not see the irony in his post about a post about lame disses. Good one.

Reality: Thinking about her sacks and snach makes my weenie hurt. She is fugly. Get over her.

Damn. What'd you have for breakfast this morning? Cause I want some too!

Ohh, did Wonkette hurt your feelings? *tear* Get a sack, pussies.

Reality, the knight in shining armor routine probably won't work in this case. There's got to be an easier way to get a date.

One could ask a similar question of you - who are you to be so hurt on behalf of Wonkette?

Reality: Thinking about her sacks and snach makes my weenie hurt. She is fugly. Get over her.

She may be a tad (toad?) on the thick side, however Wonkette doesn't look that bad to me. But then I haven't had a shaved teenage whore since the Pelopennisian war, and so far lauraw is ignoring my advances.

Woe is me ...

72: You need to get laid real bad. She is a troll with saggy tits.

Gawd, wathing you bloggers go crazy for Fuglette is like seeing a bunch of nerds go crazy because some dork brought his ugly sister to a D&D game.