Holy hieroglyphics, host! And you got on my ass about c**ter fumes.

Fisking... whore-calling....

.... Nuance.

Made me laugh.

I owned a Mazda once, and it was a nice little car, but I didn't worship it as a deity.

Proves how stupid the Persians were.

Someone has been reading David Ehrenstein again.

See, for example...

http://fablog.ehrensteinland.com/archives/000062.shtml#000062

Substitute "liar" for "whore" and voila! Only Ehrenstein is serious.

Don't know what's worse-- that I read that, or that I laughed at it.

Random humor is always the best, because no one expects it.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Dr. Ghraib. She sounds like a real asshole. I believe she was intentionally provoking you Ace.

Oh, the Persian cuneiform predates Darius, does it? Bitch.

They say things like that to get us all worked up, and then it's all wide-eyed innocence, like "What'd I say?" Oh, you know what you said, bitch.

Lyle, you left out:

“If it wasn’t for the word separator, its decoding would be impossible.”

Obscenity. Where the F*** are the Iranian censors on this one? I thought they had rules about women not talking over there.

Nice to finally see an Archaelogist get what they've had coming. They've been acting like their shit don't stink since Raiders and I, for one, was sick of it.

For your next take down, I suggest patio furniture. Bout time someone ended that free ride.

Levity rules.

Ecellent point Ray, and I'd like to add that if I have to hear Dr. Cornelius characterized as 'the GOOD ape,' one more friggin time, I'm gonna have an aneurism.

No. . . . .no, I will not link to that from ArchaeoBlog. . . . .

But I may steal the idea.

God, that was funny. Makes me glad I check in at least five times a day. *more smooches*

...“On the other hand, the ancient Persian cuneiform led to decoding other cuneiforms namely Elamite and Assyrian ones, therefore is especially important."

Goodness gracious that slut just can't keep her legs together!

Thanks for exposing this scandal, Ace. As always, you are a beacon of light in a dark world.

She concluded that, “If it wasn’t for the word separator, its decoding would be impossible.”

What is it about these wimmin archaeologists and their goddam word separators? They never shut up about em.

And you misspelled her name purposely. Double-slamming fisk with a side of disrespect!

You rule, Ace. Don't forget to flog that horsey slut after she dies of shame.

No. . . . .no, I will not link to that from ArchaeoBlog. . . . .

Come on. You stupid twat archaeologist whores need to loosen up a bit.

When an article or posting is beyond ridiculous to respond with a fisking, I think the proper response now would be to give it an Acing. Unfortunately my position now is 99% of leftist tripe falls under that category.

Ad Hominem is flying, Hallelujah!

Good Ape? Cornelius? Don't make me laugh.

One thing that always bugged me with him was the Dr. honorific. For an Archaelogist? HA! Who's he kidding. If I was Heston, I'd be calling him "Cornelius" all the time, like "Hey, Cornelius, hand me that jug" and so on.

Then when he finally muttered something like "You know, technically, it's Doctor Cornelius," I'd zing him with, "Monkey, please. What was your thesis on? Ancient poop flingin sites? Maybe that Dr. thing fools the matre'd's, but you ain't fooling me. Now gimme that jug, Cornelius." That would shut him up, but good.

[Frankly, the whole graduate degree system in monkey world seems suspect in it's rigor. Everyone was a Dr.]

Ace, you bitch.

First you set us up by moaning about your lost mo-jo, then you slam us with the Bond thing.

Then, just when we think we've got it back together, here comes this.

Damn you. Damn you, to hell!

(Slumps to his knees, bows his head and pounds his fist into the sand, while the cheesecake babe looks on, without a fragment of a clue.)

give it an Acing

That really sounds dirty.

Thanks - I needed a larf today. That was excellent fisting.... er.... fisking.

This article proves a theme that Ace himself has hinted at: this blog has indeed jumped the shark, and is about to go the way of Fonzie.

Anyone who's read the book of Daniel knows that King Darius was in important figure in Medopersian history.

And unlike many other of Ace's posts, this wasn't even funny.

you dirty bit of rancid gutter-meat.

You know what else is impossible? Hating you any more than I do right now. You smart-ass little lab-coated crunge-monkey.

ACE, you've outdone youself! Lutefisk and all.

You forgot "pernicious little ferret."

TO: ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE

Dr. Strumpetstockings???

I'm sure you have a standard pat answer you've dreamed up for just such occasions for your fawning public (and now you'll actually have your very first chance to use it) but:

Where do you get this shit from?

You ignorant sluts!

How dare you ridicule the life's work of Dr. Badr-ol-zaman Gharib.

Don't you know she is studying the roots of the language of cuneilingus?