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June 02, 2005
I Left My Ruined PR Career In San FranciscoHey, if you're doing a promotional movie to introduce new 49'ers players to the most PC city on the face of the earth, what better way to do it than to feature a lot of racial humor and soft-porn take-offs on lesbian weddings? The video is of course on-line (linked at Say Anything, of course, who trafficks in such trash, unlike the pristine Ace of Spades HQ blog). But the naked "lesbians" have all their fun bits fuzzed out by the judgmental bowlderizing censors at the San Francisco Chronicle. Slublog is also on the story, who notes: The video was shown to players last August during training camp in Santa Clara, where it was part of a diversity workshop. This is just another data-point supporting my long-held theory that People are just generally fuckin' stupid. And I mean pretty much all of us. Most of us act in a non-stupid manner most of the time, but there's this wellspring of ineffable stupidity threatening to geyser up at any moment. I've got to say I could care less about the "outrages" on this video. The crime here is really just complete moronitude and not any mortal sin. Still-- how the hell can a PR guy continue to get business after demonstrating such utter incompetence at the PC PR game? Isn't the first rule of PR, like the first rule of medicine, "Do no harm"? I'd love to see this guy defending someone involved in a scandal. "Let's not focus on these unsubstantiated allegations of infidelity," I can hear him saying. "If you want to write a story, you should check out his extensive collection of illegal fetish videos. Hot stuff, baby!" posted by Ace at 01:14 PM
Comments"Isn't the first rule of PR, like the first rule of medicine, "Do no harm"?" It may be, but the second rule is "there's no such thing as bad publicity" Posted by: BrewFan on June 2, 2005 01:16 PM
Like I've posted on my blog: Nobody is complaining about the snuff films being made by the Oakland Raiders. What a double standard. Posted by: Nickie Goomba on June 2, 2005 01:17 PM
Pfft. This is why the Forty Niners have been sucking for the last decade. They play in the most nancified city in the US. I'm just waiting for their official name to change to the "Gender Neutral Sporting Event Participants" or something equally lame. San Francisco is a complete jackass festival, and this is only one aspect of it. I mean, come on: is a world without soft-core porn based promotional videos really a world we want to live in? I think not! Posted by: Monty on June 2, 2005 01:32 PM
I've got to say I could care less about the "outrages" on this video. The crime here is really just complete moronitude and not any mortal sin. So you object because other people will object? Also, it's "couldn't care less". I think this had been explained to you already. As for the "snuff film", that term is used to mean a movie where somebody is actually murdered. If they actually murdered people in the film, then I agree that is terrible. But I somehow doubt it. If these are just pretend murders, then what's the big deal? At least it has something to do with football, as football is in part about inflicting violence on your opponents (within the rules, of course). Posted by: Bob on June 2, 2005 01:40 PM
Still, I have to hand it to him. He managed to fit lesbians, soft-porn, topless women, gay marriage, and slurs against at least two ethnic groups all into one 15-minute video. I'm exhausted just thinking about it. If he added a car chase, some gunplay, and a wise-cracking animal side-kick, he could option it to Hollywood. Posted by: Zorachus on June 2, 2005 01:51 PM
I dunno Z. In San Francisco, you could shoot all of that in one take. Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 2, 2005 02:01 PM
Yeah, you keep right on joking, Dave. Don't you people get it? This is worse than Abu Ghraib! Posted by: Stumbo on June 2, 2005 02:57 PM
Okay, football players watching lesbian porn, and no one has hit on the obvious explaination yet? They just got caught doing what any bunch of guys at an all male sports camp would be doing and had to come up with a PC explaination. Hence the PR dweebs with their "diversity training". Now if you'll excuse me I have to go down to the, uh, local "Diversity Media Training Center" and screen some gender diverse training films. If you know what I mean. ;^) Posted by: Scot on June 2, 2005 03:34 PM
The PC twits who pump out the local (SF) 10pm news went bizzerk over this last night. Only missing children and local soliders killed in Iraq get more continous airtime. All manner of righteous indignation and moral preening by the reporters/anchors, followed by "man-on-the-street" sound bytes, culminating in the predictably scripted apologies from 49er managment. About the only portion of the newscast that made any sense at all was the reaction of an obviously gay dude filmed in the Castro district. His comment (paraphrased) was: "What's the big deal? It was childish and silly, which is pretty typical of most pro athletes, isn't it?" Lost amidst all the frothy condemnation and fake contrition is the fact that it was childish, and silly, and probably pretty fucking funny too (haven't watched it yet), and hard as the PC totalitarians might try to eradicate it, this is the essence of the boys locker room. Get used to it. Posted by: keggin on June 2, 2005 04:17 PM
Stumbo, Don't be ridiculous. NOTHING is worse than Abu Ghraib. Except maybe Gitmo. Posted by: Tim Higgins on June 2, 2005 04:34 PM
Frankly I question the timing of this video. Someone is trying to distract us from the Abu Ghraib scandal. Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 2, 2005 04:47 PM
And all this phony moralizing is coming from the city that is home to the Mitchell brothers (producers of Behind the Green Door) world-famous O'Farrell Theater, where the lap dance was more or less invented. And where you can drop a whole lotta bucks in a hurry. According to a friend of mine. Posted by: Michael on June 2, 2005 06:20 PM
Ah, but Michael, it's an anything goes, free-for-all here in SF. What ever floats your boat is A-OK, unless of course you happen to be an evil oppressor a straight male. Those types are 2nd class citizens. If you happen to be a straight male of the Christian persuasion you may as well draw a bullseye on your chest. Posted by: keggin on June 2, 2005 08:17 PM
keggin: it's an anything goes, free-for-all here in SF. Which is what make your city so special. Even if you're an an evil oppressor straight Christian male, you can still have have a great time at the Exotic Erotic Halloween Ball. People are generally really nice in SF. Been there, done that. Posted by: Michael on June 2, 2005 09:56 PM
Michael, Let's agree to disagree on the disposition of SF's population Posted by: keggin on June 3, 2005 09:30 AM
Why do guys who take daily interracial group showers, need sensitivity training? Posted by: Bob Hawkins on June 3, 2005 12:05 PM
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