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May 05, 2005

Just So No One Misunderstands...

Some trolls -- defenders of Wikipedia, it seems -- came in here last night and posted a lot of racist and extremsist crap under the name "Ace." In order to discredit me, of course.

Well, I wasn't around last night. Nothing between 4:30 yesterday and 11:30 this morning was written by me. No computer access. Hell, I barely had brain access.

So... just in case someone out there has it in their mind to brand me a "hater:" not me.


posted by Ace at 12:38 PM
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*phew* thanks for clearin *that* doozy up. :P

OK, back to work...

Posted by: fat kid on May 5, 2005 12:39 PM

I deleted a few comments in that thread earlier in the evening but didn't see the racist stuff.

Posted by: Allah on May 5, 2005 12:41 PM

Maybe they typed "Assface" and their spell-checkers auto-corrected it...

Posted by: Guy T. on May 5, 2005 12:50 PM

...oops. Um, if you happen to see a beefy guy holding a crowbar coming up your walk? Just tell him Monty said, "Never mind, it wasn't really Ace."

Posted by: Monty on May 5, 2005 12:52 PM

I'll vouch for Ace's whereabouts, and it wasn't anywhere near a computer.

(Ace: Fernando says the sting from his "Gay Aryan" tattoos usually goes away in about 24 hours, so your ass should be feeling better soon. If not, I have a nice sitz bath all ready for you at the penthouse.)

Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on May 5, 2005 01:16 PM

Whatever.

Hater.

Posted by: Sobek on May 5, 2005 04:26 PM

ace is a lover not a hater.

Posted by: on May 5, 2005 05:15 PM

You know you're doing a good job, Ace, when the bat-winged moon minions try to smear you.
We who know and love you would never believe such garbage about you. Those craven little peckers could never understand that. The cowardly and depraved like to hide behind the delusion that everybody else would stoop to their methods too.
''Everyone does it...including Ace''

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