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April 20, 2005
The Nuclear Option Will Never HappenVoinovich of Ohio could support Bolton. Gee, thanks. They're trademarking the slur "Voinobitch." I would never stoop to such petty name-calling here, of course, but if others want to engage in that sort of playground rank-outing, what can a civil and civic-minded soul such as I do? It Pains Me That Other People Get the Recognition I So Richly Don't Deserve Update: Football Fans has been a "Webby Worthy" by the, err, prestigious web-awards, the Webbies. As "Cal Lanier" did much to shape the Ace of Spades persona, sometimes by laughing at my jokes, more often by turning me into the angry, inadequate wreck you know and love through her withering derision and contempt, I figured I would give her a shout-out and ask, "How do you like your neurotic monster now?" posted by Ace at 11:19 AM
CommentsWTF? Posted by: Grendel on April 20, 2005 11:25 AM
The whole site was strikethrough-ed for a moment... Posted by: Grendel on April 20, 2005 11:29 AM
Yeah, I always, always close an "s" tag with an "i" tag, which doesn't work, of course. Posted by: ace on April 20, 2005 11:31 AM
Oh, thank God. I thought there was something seriously wrong with my eyes. Glad to see it's just HTML goblins. Posted by: Pompous on April 20, 2005 11:31 AM
I got a fundraising letter from the GOP yesterday. I threw it away. I'm going to keep doing that until they grow a freaking spine. Where's Bob Dole when you need him? Posted by: Slublog on April 20, 2005 11:32 AM
Grendel, didn't I kill you once already? And when did you learn to read, anyway? Posted by: Beowulf on April 20, 2005 11:35 AM
I'm not dead yet! I feel HAPPY! Posted by: Grendel on April 20, 2005 11:46 AM
loose shit Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 20, 2005 11:46 AM
Under the sea, under the sea, Posted by: Grendel's Bitch-slappin' Mama on April 20, 2005 12:07 PM
Ace, there's only a few guys whose scrotums I'd rather shrivel. As neurotic monsters go, you're high on my list. BTW (and this is a small point) it's The Perfect World that got the Webby Worthy nomination, not FFFT. I know, I have so many sites. I announced it on FFFT, which probably caused the confusion. Sorry I didn't acknowledge this sooner, and you know I appreciate it. Also, check your mail. Posted by: Cal on April 22, 2005 04:36 AM
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CNBC ranks Tennessee as dead last in its “Worst States to Live” analysis. The specific reason is that cross-dressing men in TN are denied access to children and women’s private spaces. Texas finished 49th. The “worst” states were all red states. [Buck]
Senator Lindsey Graham (R - SC) has died after a "brief and sudden illness." [Buck]
The "Evel Knievel Experience," a museum dedicated to the famous daredevil, opens in (where else) Las Vegas
Well I guess they could have opened it on the Snake Canyon.
In response to someone asking why the video tape doesn't show Tyler Robinson's face (PS, it does, but it's crappy video so it's blurry):
Candace OwensFor such an "open and shut case" they have thus far provided ZERO evidence of anything outside of a criminal government conspiracy, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the JFK assassination.
More "fedslop" that Cavernous Nostrils is too smart to be taken in by:
Blake Neff Fenix Ammunition Post here, showing Tyler Robinson's ammunition, matching this guy's own box. And it is an expanding-tip hollow-point round. Boy these Internet Experts (TM) sure do get a lot of things wrong.
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And a song with another song as an intro, too: Be it sight, sound, smell, or touch There's something Inside that we need so much The sight of a touch, or the scent of a sound Or the strength of an oak with roots deep in the ground The wonder of flowers to be covered and then to burst up Thru tarmac, to the sun again Boy do they look like absolute dorks.
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Doing alright A little jiving on a Saturday night And come what may Gonna dance the day away Jenny was sweet She always smiled for the people she'd meet On trouble and strife She had another way of looking at life
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It happened one summer, it happened one time It happened forever, for a short time A place for a moment, an end to dream Forever I loved you, forever it seemed One summer never ends, one summer never began It keeps me standing still, it takes all my will
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