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April 20, 2005
Don't Steal My Stupid CrapApparently my top ten list below is being blast-faxed around -- without any attribution whatsoever. How difficult is it to include a frickin' "From www.aceofspadeshq.com" when you're sending around someone else's work? Bloggers don't make much money off this dumb hobby. Most make none at all. What we're looking for -- the only things we're looking for -- are credit and traffic. Why would someone be so stupid as to deny someone something so minor when it's so easy to provide ? Very annoying. If you're getting emailed the Top Ten list, do me a favor and tell whoever sent it that they should send it out with a link to this site. And please let me know if the list should happen to appear on anyone else's site without a hat-tip. Thanks. posted by Ace at 10:23 AM
CommentsOops. Sorry. I didn't know that was frowned upon. Who are you again? Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 20, 2005 10:40 AM
Allah is a jealous God and he used to guard his text and pictures ferociously. I tried to clip funnies off his site all the time, but he had that thing where you can't control the text selection at all. Posted by: lauraw on April 20, 2005 10:47 AM
I cut, pasted, and edited you piece in the email I sent as (first part only): Top Ten Changes the New Pope Will Enact to Make Christianity More Acceptable to Liberals (from www.aceofspadeshq.com) 10. "Christian fish" logos will all be certified by the EPA as dolphin-safe 9. Key lyric of Norman Greenbaum's hippie-Christian anthem, Spirit in the Sky, changed from "I've got a friend named Jesus" to less-divisive "I've got a friend named Walter" People who cut, paste, and send work they think is worth the trouble usually do just that -- cust, paste, and send. When you post something you know darned well is good, funny, and "passable" (worth passing on), why don't you POST "(from www.aceofspadeshq.com)" in the header?! Nobody would OBJECT to having that in their copy; but most simply won't take the time. (and don't be modest -- you knew good and well that was a nice piece of work, and would be distributed by your readers, now didn't you??? )
Posted by: deona on April 20, 2005 11:08 AM
Does this mean it's okay to steal your smart crap? Posted by: Peter on April 20, 2005 11:10 AM
While at the water cooler yesterday, I was telling a co-worker about a chip stealing beagle that needed its toenails cut, or something like that, and the dude said, "Compos, that's not even remotely funny. You're a dumbass!" As he walked away I exclaimed, "Hey! It's not my stupid story! It's Ace of Spades'!" Happy to give you credit every time Ace! Posted by: compos mentis on April 20, 2005 11:12 AM
And all this time you were bitching about hoping for "crazy blog money" you *really* weren't joking. Am I just slow, or was that anyone elses' impression? Ace, the alternate scenario could be played out like this: Someone gets a blast fax with no source attributed to it, so they google it. I haven't bothered, but I'm sure you could google any one of those lines and your sited pop up. Ergo - traffic. I wouldn't start freaking out over it, any exposure is good exposure when you're tryin to get your name out. Posted by: fat kid on April 20, 2005 11:22 AM
Then again, you could be playing me for the fool and this could be a continuation of your "excitable Andy" theme, except you just forgot to change characters... ;) :P Posted by: fat kid on April 20, 2005 11:23 AM
Does this mean it's okay to steal your smart crap? If you can find such crap, knock yourself out. As he walked away I exclaimed, "Hey! It's not my stupid story! It's Ace of Spades'!" Happy to give you credit every time Ace! Thanks for having my back, man. Posted by: ace on April 20, 2005 11:23 AM
OT, Allah's site is still wrong on your blogroll The 'new' site is http://allahakbar.blogspot.com/ Posted by: lauraw on April 20, 2005 11:25 AM
Say, what's with all the crossed-out text? Posted by: Sean M. on April 20, 2005 11:29 AM
Nevermind. Posted by: Sean M. on April 20, 2005 11:37 AM
OTOH, Jason at Iraq Now links to your Top 10! Posted by: vonKreedon on April 20, 2005 12:09 PM
ACE - You are an effete snob and a nattering nabob of negativism ... uh, excuse me, as Spirou Agnew once said: "You are an effete snob and a nattering nabob of negativism." And as Jack Gorsham once said: Spiro, Spiro, what a zero, with a name like that he must be a queero! Posted by: 27DYSLEXIC VIRGINS on April 20, 2005 02:34 PM
I swear, Ace, I'm not stealing your crap - it's just that, by some strange coincidence, my marriage was broken up as a result of my wife's ongoing indiscretion with a very horny duck. Posted by: J Mann on April 20, 2005 03:58 PM
Freeper George Soros told a carefully vetted gathering of 70 likeminded millionaires and billionaires last weekend that they must be patient if they want to realize long-term political and ideological yields from an expected massive investment in "startup" progressive think tanks. The Scottsdale, Ariz., meeting, called to start the process of building an ideas production line for liberal politicians, began what organizers hope will be a long dialogue with the "partners," many from the high-tech industry. Participants have begun to refer to themselves as the Phoenix Group. Rob Stein, a veteran of President Bill Clinton's Commerce Department and of New York investment banking, convened the meeting of venture capitalists, left-leaning moneymen and a select few D.C. strategists on how to seed pro-Democratic think tanks, media outlets and leadership schools to compete with such entrenched conservative institutions as the Heritage Foundation, the American Enterprise Institute and the Leadership Institu ... I thought they were behind so much of the van guard of the gay-female-black-alliance media shows. Scary thought that guys like David Geffen and George Soros are trying to brainwash us all. Even scarier is how successful they've been so far. Even scarier still is how they've managed to muzzle free speech about anything that is not "PC" and I think that someday we'll all very much regret not doing the things we could that would've stopped them. LOL Posted by: non compos mentos on April 20, 2005 05:43 PM
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