Okay, okay, you whiny bitch. I ordered one. The flame war was so much fun that I figured I owed you.

When it arrives, the first thing I'll do is "wear" it whilst I peruse Coco's website, if you catch my meaning...

I just ordered one so I could snip Snip SNIP it to pieces. While Betsy watches.

PS You made it hard to find the place to order off your site.

Do they have free shipping to China? If so, I'm in.

Because nothing says "I Love Ace" like wanting things to be easy and/or cheap.

I ordered one but I'm going to alternate wearing it over/under my Paul Anka Tour Shirt. Hope you don't mind.

Nice shade of lipstick you have there ACE, it matches the pasty geek look. What shade is it?

a single $15.00 t-shirt might be worth, oh, who knows, $16.25 or something.

ACE - You put the decimal point in the wrong place, ACE, as you know it should be three places to the left to read $.01625.

This GIRL just bought a baby tee! :-D

(What's up with that guys-only talk, anyway?)

you should have had your new buddy Ice-T put a baby-T over his gals' funbags -- that would move some merchandise.

marketing, man, its all about marketing.

Fine, I bought mine already.

Be glad you aren't yet competing with the Garfield Ridge neon pink banana hammock, or else no one would buy your shirt.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

A Garfield Ridge banana hammock in pink?! Count me IN!!!

This guy got a shirt (once I figured out how the damn site was working).

Hope at least some of that sawbuck I spent makes it to you, Ace-o.

Me too! I fear the accounting in the t-shirt business is slightly less rigorous and scrupulous than the accounting in Hollywood.

Oh, so NOW it's a "limited edition!"

Okay, I can blow $15 on a "collectable," but not on some mere shirt... that's a month's worth of rice and beans after all.

Hope this old-assed Paypal account still works....

GRRRRR! You don't need paypal! Only the receiver of money needs paypal!

You just need 1) a credit card or 2) a checking account.

I'm tired of listening to this whine Ace...you have to do what every big blog money suck up blog does and get a front chick for the shirt...sonofnixon has it down, boobs=blog money. Ice T's chicks boobs=crazy blog money. Even Rusty is working on getting himself a Jawachick to show some rack in one of those robe thingy's (any geek-feel free to fill in the technical Star Wars name for that). 'Nuff bitchin, more boobs!

So, are you volunteering your pair?

Witty Sex Kitten,

of course I'd like to advertise the shirts using your enormous breasts, but the fact is, I have no shirts yet. They will be made when the ordering ends, and, alas, when the ordering ends, there will be no point advertising further, because there will be no inventory.

Only pre-ordered shirts will get made.

So you're stuck with skinny pasty guy with weak forearms as your spokesmodel? Shit what a way to market. Seems very un-pirate-esque. What if you offered free gratuitous link whorage to those who bought shirts? Or is that too low even for you...? I mean heck your comments have devolved, maybe you should take the blog with it and show you're not too uppity to get really profane with the masses.

So you're stuck with skinny pasty guy with weak forearms as your spokesmodel?

That is the sad situation I find myself in.

If I were smart, I would have asked you to just take a pic wearing any old gray or black t-shirt, and then they could have mocked-up the t-shirt using Photoshop from there.

But I'm not smart. I'm a moron. And I don't think they'll feel like doing a new photoshop for a t-shirt that's stiffing like Ron Jeremy at Zeta Alpha Mu sleepover.

Wait a minute. I paid for something that doesn't even exist yet? Out of curiosity, when can I expect it to arrive?

I think I missed something in the original t-shirt post.