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Son of a Bitch: Michael Totten To Blog From BeirutOn his way now; an email just said he's three hours from landing. I'd like to do the whole "Congratulations! Good for you!" thing. But you all know damn well I wouldn't mean it. This dirty bastard is going over to Lebanon to take part in the Cedar Revolution and meanwhile I'm thinking about "Pizza-Blogging" at a Chucky Cheese in Schennectady, New York. posted by Ace at 04:25 PM
CommentsLook on the bright side, my friend: at least that's where a kid gets to be a kid. You should go, skeeball is fun. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 3, 2005 04:41 PM
What do you have against Chucky Cheese? Posted by: Dan on April 3, 2005 04:45 PM
Plus, I hear that MC Hammer digs that place. So you may get to hangout with another of your gangsta homies (albeit of the extremely mild variety). Posted by: Jack M. on April 3, 2005 04:46 PM
No hot Lebanese babes for you! Now eat your pizza. Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on April 3, 2005 04:58 PM
Your slam of him was some of your best work. Truly inspired. Posted by: someone on April 3, 2005 04:59 PM
Hey, you may not have Lebanese babes, but on the next thread down there was some Lesbian talkin going on last night... So don't feel all bad. (I know, obvious, but someone was bound to say it sooner or later) Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on April 3, 2005 05:13 PM
Thanks. It was cathartic. Posted by: ace on April 3, 2005 05:14 PM
LD, Trust me, I know. No lesbian hook-ups occur in my vicinity without my finely-tuned senses dectecting it. Posted by: ace on April 3, 2005 05:17 PM
Actually, I was three hours from taking off, not landing. (Can't send emails in the air - yet.) Now I'm one hour from taking off so I better go. Thanks for the link and the, uh, support. :) Fly on over and meet me and I'll buy you a beer. Or wine. Or whatever it is they drink in Lebanon. Posted by: Michael J. Totten on April 3, 2005 06:05 PM
Michael, the big drink in Arab countries is a liquer called Arak, and Lebanon makes the best. Posted by: Moonbat_One on April 3, 2005 06:11 PM
Awwww... Michael's so sweet. (*gag*) Posted by: Blain on April 3, 2005 07:21 PM
LD beat me to it, ace, but you're obviouly jealous that you won't be hobnobbing with the Lebanese hotties. Oh, well, better luck next revolution. Posted by: OregonMuse on April 4, 2005 12:10 AM
Chuckie cheese hell Posted by: GregS on April 4, 2005 10:54 AM
I think I'd rather be in North Korea than in Chuck E. Cheese. The constant barrage of animatronics paired with the propagandistic religious messages of the VeggieTales. Jesus. Posted by: ken on April 4, 2005 12:18 PM
Enjoyed reading your posts. Posted by: casino en ligne on April 16, 2005 01:36 PM
Chuckie E. Cheeses does not use equipment to keep their establishment clean, if you will notice many places like DQ or some BK use Ultraviolet lights. It seems the managers at Chuckie don't know what these lights do, they kill bacteria and some virus, furthermore, it is dark in most of these stage shows, with dim lighting. Also if you will notice that some establishments have a blower when you come in the door not the chuckie...now if you had your choice to go to a restaurant that had a robotics mouse or UV lights which would you go to? Doc op DS/DS Posted by: DOC11 on September 26, 2005 06:38 PM
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