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April 02, 2005

Afternoon Break

...from blogging. Got stuff to do.

1) Get haircut. Damn it all, this time the Korean lady who grooms my lush tresses had better goddamn make me look like Nick Rhodes from the Girls on Film video. I've given her eight chances to get this right, and apparently when I say "Nick Rhodes in Girls on Films" her difficulty with the English languages causes her to hear "Danny Bonnaduce when he had the most distressing body-issues in the most awkward phase of inchoate puberty."

I've prepared this time. I'm bringing photos and my prized copy of Duran Duran's early videos, Dancing on the Valentine. Do I have to draw her an f'n' map? I want a haircut that goes good with black mascara and fingerless lace gloves. Is this such a difficult trick?

If I come out of there looking like I'm ready to play bass in bell-bottoms, there are gonna be problems. I'm still pissed off about Chosin, and this woman is definitely flirting with my personal Danger Zone, as so eloquently immortalized by Mr. Kenny Loggins.

2) I, I, ah-ahh-I, am gonna see Sin City. Wasn't sure it was opening this weekend, but a 40ish black woman in the bodega where I buy coffee was raving about it. She'd seen it yesterday morning, and she was delighted that the movie "followed the graphic novel so closely."

So, she's a comic book geek, obviously. Even I haven't read this particular comic book. (They call comic books "graphic novels" when they want to show boobies and and pooter and then charge your $4.95 per twenty-page issue.)

I think there's hope for our society. Issues of race and gender will continue to divide us, but they are, after all, only superficial traits.

Geek goes to the core. Geek is what can unite this country.

And I'm proud to be doing my part for the cause.


posted by Ace at 01:54 PM
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Sin City is so worth the eight bucks. It does follow the comic, literally, line by line and shot by panel. It's amazing. But even if you haven't read the comic, it is freakin' awesome.

Posted by: francisthegreat on April 2, 2005 02:12 PM

Ace:

Where's this bodega? I wish to alert Jack M. He needs to know this spot, immediately. I think he could make it there swiftly. After all, he does have Patton's ghost on his side. I think he needs to meet someone special before he gathers his armies.

Posted by: KCTrio on April 2, 2005 02:16 PM

Sin City: from the creative geniuses who brought you Robocop 2.

Posted by: someone on April 2, 2005 05:01 PM

Danny Bonnaduce? Yikes! there's some insight into your psyche. If I looked like Danny Bonnaduce after a visit to the hairdressers, I'd be ready to hoist the pirate flag too.

Are you a scary rabid Danny Bonnaduce?

Posted by: psflanagan on April 2, 2005 05:18 PM

"Danny Bonnaduce when he had the most distressing body-issues in the most awkward phase of inchoate puberty."

If you are that facinated by him by remembering that, you can listen to him everyday. He's a Morning Radio Personallity in Los Angeles (DJ to all of us Red-State people...) on www.star987.com, you can listen to it streaming on the internet. ~6-10am PST.

They (him a female partner) talk about of a lot of women-relationship issues. Informative and hillarious, if you like listening to train wrecks.....

You sound like you need a dose to get you through the day... :-D

Posted by: on April 4, 2005 04:07 PM

Danny Bonnaduce? To be honest, I'm not really a fan.

Posted by: ace on April 4, 2005 04:09 PM
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