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March 15, 2005
Just Because I Got Nothin'
The picture's from Montreal, hit with -15 degree temperatures. The man's name is Mario. The dog's name is, ahem, Spliff. Thanks to GregS. posted by Ace at 02:01 PM
CommentsThat's the new "American Gothic." Posted by: pinky on March 15, 2005 02:06 PM
AP (San Francisco): Cedarford (R) and his "significant other" Posted by: Jack M. on March 15, 2005 02:17 PM
Hey, if they don't pass the Federal Marriage Amendment, this could be in our future. Posted by: DWC on March 15, 2005 02:48 PM
you can always just post a few tit shots. Just photoshp a little cedar tree in there and your good to go. Viva la revolution! Posted by: on March 15, 2005 02:49 PM
Whereas where I am, it's 82 °F in the shade. Bummer. Posted by: David Gillies on March 15, 2005 02:51 PM
I stole this photo from Ace to set up a caption contest at the Blogtower. (To be fair..I did attribute it). So when you get done gawking at the photo here, feel free to drop by the 'Tower and have some more fun. Winner gets a prize! Well, sort of a prize. OK..not much of one...but you will get a prominent front page link! Contest runs until the jokes bore me. :) http://www.allalongtheblogtower.blogspot.com Posted by: Jack M. on March 15, 2005 02:55 PM
"Whereas where I am, it's 82 °F in the shade. Bummer." Dave, old buddy, old pal; you got a couch I can crash on? Posted by: pinky on March 15, 2005 03:09 PM
I sympathize with him. Here in New Orleans it just dipped down to a nippy 63 F. Posted by: Sobek on March 15, 2005 04:19 PM
Nah, sorry, there's only so much room in a king-sized bed and the three co-ed backpackers I picked up last night had to draw straws. Tiffani got the couch, Kimberley and Jessica got lucky. I think they're rotating tonight. Posted by: David Gillies on March 15, 2005 04:22 PM
I think you blew all your posting mojo in that comment war with Lofty Troll. Three days. One week! Posted by: someone on March 15, 2005 04:22 PM
Great picture man... lol... Posted by: Mike on March 15, 2005 04:23 PM
Then again, the picture at least demonstrates the loyalty of man's best friend. Just think: if it were a cat, the feline would be dining on that guy's Faux Frog eyeballs right about now. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on March 15, 2005 05:20 PM
Looks like a Rhodesian Ridgeback, which don't care for the cold at all. My sister's sleeps under a blanket here Southern California. Posted by: Eric Pobirs on March 15, 2005 07:19 PM
It also shows Colin Ferrell really will go for anything in a skirt. Posted by: Eric Pobirs on March 15, 2005 07:20 PM
Man, that's one big spliff. 80 degrees and breezy here in San Jose. Sorry. Posted by: on March 16, 2005 01:35 AM
Wow, it'll actually post without a name? Actually, I lied. Right now, it's about 70 degrees and breezy. Oh, well. Posted by: CraigC on March 16, 2005 01:37 AM
Ohhh, I got plenty of nothing, and nothing's plenty fo' me, I got bench, got my cup, got my finaceee! (Disclaimer: Do not try this at home, legal only in Canada.) Posted by: 72VIRGINS on March 16, 2005 10:22 AM
Ya gotta love a guy that takes such good care of his dog. Is he married? Posted by: opine6 on March 16, 2005 12:55 PM
the dogs name is spliff...? ya wonder why he's homeless? does he think im giving him my money? Posted by: scott on March 16, 2005 01:47 PM
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