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February 20, 2005
The Jeff Gannon of the Left?We all know now that our Fearless Leader, Jeff Gannon, may have done some shady things in the past. (Amish kept insisting that Gannon's innocent explanations were shaky, which I argued with him about... for one of the few times, I suspended my rule that "all rumors are probably true" and wound up looking foolish for it.) But you tell me what's worse-- maybe at one time having been a gay escort, or dressing up your little dog like this?:
According to Wonkette, who was even more missing-in-action at CPAC than I was, that's Joshua Micah Mellancamp Boutros-Boutros Marshall's dog. So, since we've started down this road-- How do liberal politicians justify talking with and tipping off a "journalist" who dresses his dog up like a gay French sailor? Aren't they concerned about the obvious security risks? posted by Ace at 09:42 PM
CommentsThat French-looking pooch looks a lot like a certain politician's Swiftboat mascot, VC the Cambodian Wonder Dog. Posted by: capitano on February 20, 2005 10:31 PM
Words fail me. I don't know which is worse-- the fact that he dresses his dog like a gay French sailor, or that he owns a dog that looks like that. Wow. Who needs parody when this stuff writes itself? Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on February 20, 2005 11:21 PM
From now on, you don't even need to mention Marshall's (multiple) name(s). Just post a picture of the freakin' dog. It's a new icon. Ace, if you can't make comedic gold out of this, you might as well retire the site. Posted by: Jeff B. on February 21, 2005 01:15 AM
Oh, I intend to... just trying to figure out what to do with it. Now, were Slublog to come along and put that dog into the Death Card instead of Jeff Gannon, we'd be cookin' with gas... Posted by: ace on February 21, 2005 01:25 AM
This is as funny as when I learned Teddy Kennedy's dogs name is SPLASH! Posted by: ordi on February 21, 2005 01:57 AM
Hey, no fair picking on the dog. He HAS to dress like that for his job. Posted by: lauraw on February 21, 2005 09:38 AM
Yeah, lay off the dog. One of the best dogs I ever knew was a cockerpoo. And I'd never have dressed him to look like that. I had too much respect for the dog. Posted by: John Nowak on February 21, 2005 10:01 AM
Did you just say "gay French sailor"? Am I the only one who sees a problem with that phrase? Posted by: Sobek on February 21, 2005 12:01 PM
The Hero of Chappaquidick named his dog Splash? Hard to believe he could be so stupid or so drunk ... what am I saying? Posted by: 72VIRGINS on February 21, 2005 12:07 PM
What to do with that picture, ace? easy: evey time you reference joshy boutrousboutros takahashi mellencapm marshall, just put that pic in like a cowbell. In fact, maybe you should make it the "stupid leftist twit" cowbell. every time some idiot like Marshall or kos or any of those rejects comes out with some criticism, complaint or outrageous statement that is either topical or picked up by the MSM, just run the little gay doggie pic. Good lord, why are libs so gay? Posted by: hobgoblin on February 21, 2005 12:23 PM
Natural selection. Posted by: Iblis on February 21, 2005 02:12 PM
Dennis The Peasant blogged about this back on Feb 16. Dennis has done a brutal job on Marshall lately. Check him out. Posted by: VietPundit on February 21, 2005 03:28 PM
I suggest that every time the Lefty bloggers show their hypocrisy by complaining about something that they would complain just as loudly about the opposite as in: "OMG they let a Gay Escort into a press briefing" vs "OMG they stopped a Gay reporter from going to a press briefing" or "The President said 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas' he's out of touch" vs "Bush said 'Merry Christmas' - THEOCRACY!" - we just respond by saying "Guckert". A secondary definition could be "PIG IN A POKE" unless of course any of those lefty bloggers were ever his clients when he was a Gay Escort then it would be "A POKE IN A...." well you get the idea. Sorry I couldn't resist. Posted by: Mark on February 21, 2005 03:37 PM
Leave it to the left, to do such dishonor to a pooch. Posted by: IKW3804 on February 21, 2005 03:51 PM
Why does anyone link to Wonkette. What a filthy mouth. Posted by: Cliff Autry on February 21, 2005 05:19 PM
Now I gotta link to Wonkette. Spank me. Posted by: 72WIVES on February 21, 2005 05:50 PM
Some dogs should be called "cats". Posted by: Dave in Texas on February 21, 2005 06:13 PM
Fresh meat for Triumph! Posted by: peapies on February 21, 2005 08:42 PM
I am officially wiping the tears from my face. Ace with the smackdown. Posted by: Lance on February 21, 2005 09:28 PM
That's what we need. Triumph the wonder dog mounting Dominique the gay leftist dog. It could be made into one of those PSA's that are supposed to teach school kids about gay love. Posted by: papertiger on February 22, 2005 01:23 AM
I actually saw a... gaggle of French sailors in Oahu/Waikiki. Their ship was in port and we saw them on the tour and again that evening in town. Yeah, "gay French sailor" just about covers it. That poofball beret would just be cruel on a dog anyway. Posted by: Joe Ego on February 23, 2005 04:35 AM
Please, for the last time - it's Joshua Micah HEINZ kerry HEINZ Marshall, at least until I re-list him on eBay (with the dog). Teresa de Marie Antoinette HEINZ HEINZ HEINZ Posted by: max on February 23, 2005 09:22 PM
wow, you guys are pretty dumb/pathetic. This is incredibly entertaining though! Thanks! Posted by: HAHA on February 24, 2005 07:27 PM
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