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February 13, 2005

Australian Unionized Women Demand... Paid Menstrual Leave; Also Seek Several Hours Break Mid-Day to "Catch Up on Their Stories"

Last week's guest blogger The Urban Grind sees a bit of tension between declarations of equality and the need for special rules about menses.


posted by Ace at 02:24 PM
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I hear the men are already striking back with a proposal to add hookers to the health care plan under "Prostate Care."

Posted by: TallDave on February 13, 2005 02:57 PM

Australian women are just on demand for leave while female in Indonesia, Taiwan, and South Korea already enjoy two paid days.
http://www.manilatimes.net/national/2004/oct/17/yehey/opinion/20041017opi1.html
My view is:
1. Health improvement and occupational safety on work place for women.
2. Differentiate work responsibilities on the job according to safety regulations.
and common… do not make clown of yourself…. no one mentally incapable to work, except maybe few occasions, in such conditions and if they are on heavy work - let man do the job.

Brenda

Posted by: Brenda on February 13, 2005 04:04 PM

Did you know that the military would give women days off for the same reason? My sister was an AF officer back in the old days and she used to talk about how stupid it was (she never took it). I recall her saying, "You know, men have to go to work on days when THEY don't feel like it."

But honestly, wouldn't you men prefer PMSing women to stay home so you don't have to deal with them? ;)

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on February 13, 2005 04:17 PM

Tampons and Tylenol. Problem solved.

Posted by: Kazmin on February 13, 2005 04:39 PM

So this is just another ploy to get free drugs.

Posted by: Iblis on February 13, 2005 04:42 PM

Now I know why Lucy couldn't handle the pie line at the factory.

Posted by: Dogstar on February 13, 2005 04:47 PM

To answer your question, bbeck: No. I'd rather put up with a little PMS than carry her workload.

Personally, I always thought the best cure for PMS was a spanking, but considering some of the folks I work with, I've been re-evaluating my position.

Posted by: Mr. Bowen on February 13, 2005 05:00 PM

I think I need an extra few days per year off for CTP (Chronic Testosterone Poisoning). Symptoms: Irrational anger at co-workers, causing me to expend an inordinate amount of energy controlling my violent impulses.

If you think about it, CTP is a lot like PMS, except we have it 365 days per year, not just 12.

Posted by: Carl O. Witz on February 13, 2005 06:04 PM

Here's a good Idea. The ones who are demanding leave, give them the rest of their lives off. And to those applying, while still in their menses. Don't hire them.
And, I am of the same gender. This is all just hoopla.

Posted by: Poverty Hill on February 13, 2005 06:40 PM

Well, hell. If women are getting paid time off for the mensies, I want 15 minutes per day of paid spank time.

I also want a towel allowance.

Don't look at me that way. I have biological needs!

Besides, you won't like it if Mr Happy gets cranky. The whole office suffers.

Posted by: The Warden on February 13, 2005 08:37 PM

To think I wasted all that time working when I had the cramps instead of asking for extra-double-secret-probation time off with special pay and foot massages. Why am I always the last to get the memo?

Posted by: Andrea Harris on February 14, 2005 12:54 AM

Dammit ace, if you don't get rid of that Dusty t-shirt ad, there's a certain monkey who's going to get the spanking of his life...

Posted by: Dogstar on February 14, 2005 01:42 AM

I can remember when feminists first insisted that women do everything men did and this issue was raised. The airlines wanted to ground female pilots during menstration for fear of PMS. The feminazis insisted that women could function while menstruating and the women pilots refused to tell when they were menstrating. The whole issue faded. Now suddenly ten years later women want special treatment and special perks. I think not. Just like affirmative action, people can not believe this is a serious proposal. But history has a way of repeating itself. We should beware.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on February 14, 2005 04:11 PM

bbeck: I think I would *prefer* PMSing women in the Army. Especially facing off against Wahhabi yokels.

Posted by: David Ross on February 15, 2005 01:29 AM
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