As a way of dealing with anxiety about flying, you would usually have sex before the flight. Or afterwards. Even with a stranger. But not while everyone else in the cabin is watching.

Obviously, this was her brain on drugs.

And let me say, for "earning my wings" and finally getting into the "mile high club" I will always owe LFB a debt of gratitude.

Please try Ambien at home--before you get on the plane!

And only take one pill with you!

Poor Laura. (Lucky guy!)

"Lara Flynn Boyle is hot, but not perfect hot" good point. She was hotter before losing more weight, but the fact is, she's simply getting old. And I should know about that.

Just when I thought there was nothing that could make flying worthwhile!

Lara, please email your itinerary asap.

But in coach, all you get is Kirstie Alley.

If I wanted to nail a liberal whore I'd buy a greyhound ticket to DC and knock the bottom out of Wonkette. Much cheaper.

I forgot to add the part about her "working" at the bus station anyway.

I'll stack this babe up against Lara Flynn B, anyday : http://www.drudgereport.com/hrcfl.jpg

I don't think Lara is a liberal- right? Didn't she vote for W?

I bet this guy didn't even notice she was on top of him considering she weighs 80 pounds. The woman is the size of a 7th grader but in an adult body. Nasty. I prefer more realistically shaped women-Catherine Zeta Jones or Cindy Crawford for example. Then again, I'm not dreaming about sleeping with them at 2 a.m. after watching too much "Real Sex" on HBO.

Sure Lara Flynn Boyle snarfs down a handfull of pill gets naked on a international flight and tries to seduce another passenger and everybody gets all hot and bothered (no one even complained after the flight and she was not arrested, I heard on Fox News last night). But when I smoke an eightball of crack, have a Wild Turkey enema, get naked except for a haphazardly fashioned turban made out of my boxers and an inflight magazine held together by gum I requisitoned from the mouth of the inhabitant of the seat next to me and exhort the other passengers to " Fornicate Me " because I am "Jebus" and my fluids are like the juices of the sweetest fruit then everybody gets mad. Hypocritical bastards, next time I'm gonna wait until the plane gets off the ground.

I am a horrible sexist pig, but I love the ultraskinny conservative women like Boyle and Coulter.

Ann, would you like the window seat on my right? Of course you would. Lara, you take the aisle on my left. Now, you both take these pills from Lara's purse... ohhhhh yeaah... that's the stuff... I think we're encountering some turbulence ladies...

Okay, yeah, it was me.

But she was just okay, you know?

My Lara Flynn Boyle fantasy in 1st Class:

"My Lara, that is one nice filet mignon you got on the VIP selection...but I couln't help but notice when your arm lunged out to put the Bernaise sauce on it, before your 1st bite - your arm underside jiggled like jello...maybe 3 times..

(Horrified look from Lara)

"Are you sure that...that...it wasn't fashionably loose skin???"

"Sorry, babe..flabs flab..now pass that filet over to me - I'll do you the favor since you have lost the discipline that kept Jack Nicholson going back to his stick gal.."

Lara Boyle looks flustered, disoriented, opens a huge bottle of pills - hesitates, caps them...and says she has to go to the bathroom "Please, please!"

"I don't think going bulemic and chucking up that stray chunk of filet is going to help you win back Jack...though it might make the pills hit harder on an empty stomach. BUt I'll tell you what - you deserve to be punished, yes, punished for becoming such a little gluttonous porker."

Grab her by her toothpick arm and shove her through the bathroom door and follow her inside...

"Ooh, Cedarford, yes, oooooh, I should pay for my obesity. Pay"

*****

On the other hand, Coulter has a fine rack for such a small, skinnybabe and she posted a pic somewhere of her HS brunette self a while back and THEY were quite expansive back then so I don't think they are fake.

The only downer of Coulter would be the fear she wouldn't shut up one moment in love-making. Even when her mouth was full.