Lawzy. Scroll down to Otub's story underneath that. He's comparing Chertoff to Vito Corleone because Chertoff didn't pursue Robert Torricelli (!) hard enough.

Actually, her maiden name is "Maglalang"; see http://michellemalkin.com/archives/000931.htm

As for her looks, all I can say is that my wife has noticed that it's as hard to pull me away from the TV when she's on as when Ann Coulter's on...

Oooohh that's the stuff ...

I've only seen still photos, but from what I've seen, I give her three enthusiastic thumbs up. Wait... that's not a thumb!

Oh, I like her writing, too.

Sorry; the looks comment is off-topic here, but in my defense a number of the deragatory e-mails she quotes in the article Willis is complaining about focus on her appearance...

I understand, but yeah, you should cool it on how hot she is. There's a difference between paying a woman a compliment on her looks and just completely sexualizing her.

I don't think she'd appreciate the latter. Pretty women tire of that. So do all women, really.

If only Johnny Coldcuts was around to address O-Chub's latest inanity...It might sound like this.....

"Dear Walrus,

My dear Oliver Wangalangadingdongwapbamboom,

Just got done reading your latest post. I've seen better writing in Bazooka Joe comics. Have you got a dictionary? Good. Open it up to the following word: H-y-p-o-c-r-i-t-e...See the picture there? Yeah..the one that spills over 4 pages..That's you Lard-Ass! See, we know all about your "widdle" deal with George Soros. We know you are on the take to serve as a one-man echo chamber for the terminally stupid. And you know what, we are ok with it, because at the end of the day Soros could get more bang for his buck by simply taking your paycheck and wiping his ass with it.

What we arent ok with is the following: You are a talentless hack who was made by the "white guys" (like Instapundit) that you seem to have such problems with. We aren't ok with your continuing racist assaults on Ms. Malkin, Roundy McWearerofRedskinsclothing. And we arent ok with the fact that your immense girth blocks out the sun as if you were a walking, talking, human eclipse.

So shut the fuck up. Get to a gym. Go on South Beach (the diet, not the seaside resort as the world already has one tsunami to deal with), and come back when you have something clever to say. I'll be seeing you never.

Your Pal,

Johnny Coldcuts"

If only JC was around....

Ace,

It's just O-Chub's way of remaining relevant. He pick fights with people WAAAYYY out of his league and tried to generate traffic by conflict. You're a good bit bigger than him. Leave the O-Chub bashing (at least for specific things you have to link him for) for the smaller fry.

Don't give him the satisfaction of an Ace-o-lanche.

'There's a difference between paying a woman a compliment on her looks and just completely sexualizing her'--this from a guy with a Kim Richards fetish.

Come on man-shes a babe!

I understand the integrity kick you're on. If you think it's inappropriate, so be it. Can I still say Michael Moore has a fat ass?

to hell with integrity-this is the internet

Still, whenever I hear the term "pajama bloggers", I think of Michelle Malkin. The problem is, that in my mental picture of her in pajamas, the pajamas are silk. Is that racist of me? It's not that I'm equating silk with asian, it's that I honestly like silk.

Right after the election, I quit reading Fat Ollie Wannaburger & Atrios, cold turkey. I used to check in now and then to see what the enemy (and they are the enemy) was saying. Now, I won't even follow a link from a site noting one of their idiotic remarks. I'll just read the summary of their crapola, or the provided snippet, and that's all I can take. Done my blood pressure a world of good.

Here's the thing: those 2 clowns don't even rate. They're out of the conversation, disqualified. Who cares what they have to say, because it will certainly be something bearing little connection to reality. As long as I don't have to read them, Wannaburger and Duncan can keep cashing their Soros checks and preaching to their fellow creeps. I know you have to read 'em, Ace, 'cause you're in the opinion game -- but as for me, ah... it's been blessed relief.

Thanks for pointing out a hypocrisy that few have the courage to address.

All these constant accusations of being a "race traitor" in various ways is rather reminiscent of the arguments that were made of reformists whites in the south before segregation ended.

It's awful.

What I find fascinating is this "own people" concept. I wonder if Mr. Willis would care to elaborate on this. Who exactly qualify as your "own people"? What are your obligations to your "own people"? Does he believe, for example, that white people shouldn't criticize their "own people"?

I wonder if Oliver realized too late what a dead give-a-way to his own racist attitudes he accidentally blurted out.

I'm half Filipino, Oliver isn't my "own people". He's just a dickless, lapdog for Soros and the Democrats. If anybody has sold out their people it's Oliver.

Racist turd. Good thing you've already made him your bitch.

Here's a tip for Magalang, JC Watts, Armstrong Williams and the rest of you: quit taking money from rich white guys and berating your own people, and we'll quit calling you out for the buckrakers that you are. Deal?

Too much iron-y. Must see doc about that hemochomatosis.

Ace,

Thank you for thoroughly beating Oliver's ass. What a pathetic excuse for a blogger.

Roundy McHeartPalpitations. Wahahahahahaha.

After reading that, I tried to come up with my own. Oliver Whale-is, Oliver Whallis, Olympic Whallis...no good.

And then, I had an epiphany. Oliver Willis is the female Maureen Dowd!