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January 09, 2005

Michael Moore Wins "People's" Choice Awards

The "People's" Choice Awards? Makes sense to me.

Lefty filmmaker Michael Moore has been tipped he's going to win the People's Choice Award tonight, Tom O'Neil reports at goldderby.com.

This is the first year these awards - which insiders have long suspected notifies winners in advance - resorted to online voting instead of a Gallup poll.

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Moore's flacks didn't return Post movie critic Lou Lumenick's calls, but sources confirmed he is snubbing tonight's New York Film Critics Circle awards to attend the Hollywood ceremony, where polar opposite Gibson is also expected to make an appearance.

I've never watched these awards in my life, and tonight will not be the night I start.

Why is he winning? Well, isn't it obvious? It must be because he loves America so darned much.

Wait-- he doesn't love America. He lurves America.

Either that, or these aren't the "People's" Choice Awards so much as the Lefty Spambot Automated-Script Voting Awwards. In which case Mikey should be very proud indeed.


posted by Ace at 02:54 PM
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With the left's well-known skill at stuffing online ballot boxes, perhaps the change in voting method was intentional...

Posted by: someone on January 9, 2005 03:08 PM

The DU people probably stuffed the ballot box like they did with online polls before the election. I think several internet polls on CNN's website ended up with results like Kerry 87-12.

Then, despite the fact they had jobbed the vote, they would point to it as evidence that Kerry would win in a landslide.

I bet that, for the next few weeks, they will use Moore's win to prove that Bush wasn't really elected or something.

Posted by: Axolotl on January 9, 2005 03:15 PM

Sorry, someone, I was writing my post at the same time as you.

Posted by: Axolotl on January 9, 2005 03:16 PM

The ballot-stuffing is an interesting possibility. But suppose for a moment that Moore did win this thing fair and square. What does that say about his audience, if it is politically motivated enough to get out and vote for a People's Choice Award, but not for the office of President of the United States?

Posted by: Sobek on January 9, 2005 03:38 PM

Meh, they'll probably give an award to Britney Spears or some other equally untalented piece of crap. The award is about as significant as that thing growing on my shower curtain.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on January 9, 2005 06:47 PM

If he wins, I puke!

Posted by: The Moose on January 9, 2005 08:48 PM

F911 helped re-elect Bush by showing just how nutty and dishonest the left is. Sitting him next to Jimmy Carter at the DNC was wonderfully ironic unintended symbolism.

The icing was when Moore was sued by an Illinois newpaper for Photoshopping a fake headline onto their pages in the movie.

I hope he makes 100 more just like it.

Posted by: TallDave on January 10, 2005 12:02 AM

Yea, the same people who are pushing for on line Political voting....


bwaaaaaaaaaaaa*snort*

Posted by: SondraK on January 10, 2005 02:07 AM

My wife did a spit take when she heard he won. First thing she asked is how they did the voting. When I told her it was online, she asked if there was a way to "stuff the ballot box." So, even and net neophite can figgure out what happened.

Posted by: Cracka Jack on January 10, 2005 09:58 AM

I keep telling you guys, Moore DOES love America. It's just those darned Americans he hates.

Posted by: TallDave on January 10, 2005 10:49 AM
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