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January 05, 2005

Kick It... With Integrity

Man of Substance sends along this picture of Mr. Paul Anka's band in full integrity swing, taken from his vantage by by the lighting board:

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There's only one important one on that stage. Can you spot him?


posted by Ace at 06:01 PM
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Teh internets rock.

Hehe.

Posted by: fat kid on January 5, 2005 06:25 PM

"There's only one important one on that stage. Can you spot him?"

Joe? There on the left?

Posted by: Richard on January 5, 2005 06:28 PM

Let it be noted that the guys do, in fact, have shirts.

Well done, Joe.

Posted by: Allah on January 5, 2005 06:28 PM

Dammit, Allah!

Posted by: CraigC on January 5, 2005 07:47 PM

Notice that I have removed the offending Blue Light. I am truly a Lightman with Concious. This photo was taken in April, 1975... before fat kid was born. ;-)

Posted by: Man of Substance on January 5, 2005 08:48 PM

Does anyone know if Anka ever got wind of the AnkaPundit thing going on on this blog? Would love to know his reaction to it.

Posted by: Chris on January 5, 2005 10:11 PM

> Does anyone know if Anka ever got wind of the AnkaPundit thing going on on this blog?

I looked at paulanka.com for a while yesterday, and didn't see any references to it, not that it's the kind of thing he'd want to highlight on his web site. I did come away with a couple observations, though:

1) He's had one heck of a career (and he wrote "My Way" -- to which the alternative is, of course, "The Highway").

2) He's coming to Cleveland on April 9, the very day that I leave for vacation -- thus providing incontrovertible proof that the Fates conspire against me.

The site also confirmed that I did, indeed, correctly remember the only important man in Mystery Science Theater's presentation of "Girls' Town."

Posted by: Guy T. on January 5, 2005 10:43 PM

Ok, the trombone players are like, pointing their slides all toward each other and everything.

Loose fucking shit.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 5, 2005 10:54 PM

Ace,

There is something so strangely satisfying about this.

And yes, I thank Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. each and everyday for having invented the Internet.

So grateful was I, that I voted for him.

And that, as it turns out, was some really loose shit.

Thank you Ace.

And Thank You Man of Substance!

Posted by: MeTooThen on January 5, 2005 11:31 PM

I guess he didn't have to call Vinnie Falcone after all.
You know, the only pleasure I get out of life is riding your in-jokes into the ground.

Thats just. The fucking. Way. It is!

Posted by: lauraw on January 6, 2005 09:49 AM

Truly, this site slices like the proverbial fuckin' hammer.

Posted by: Christopher on January 6, 2005 10:50 AM

Do you like your blogs? Do you like your blogs?
Are you getting full value on your money?

Posted by: lauraw on January 6, 2005 11:00 AM

Just when it appeared that the Mr. Paul Anka Integrity Saga couldn't get any better, along comes the Man of Substance and his gob-smacking, Blue Light photo to make our day! Hey, if ya' got it good, ya' gotta make it good!

Posted by: Dan-O on January 6, 2005 11:53 AM

Amazing. I've never gotten fuller value on anything than I have on this site.

Bravo, Ace! Bravo, Man of Substance! You guys are the epitome of conscious.

Posted by: marc on January 6, 2005 01:56 PM

Man, keeping up with these developments and getting work done is getting to be a chore.

It's hard doing two things at once.

Itr's hard keeping that one eye on the runway.

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on January 6, 2005 02:12 PM

You wouldn't have that problem Rocketeer if you had been to the last meeting. ...were you at the last meeting? What did I say?

Posted by: lauraw on January 6, 2005 02:34 PM

What to say about how funny this is?

...like a fucking hammer!

Posted by: Jimmie on January 6, 2005 02:58 PM

Sorry lauraw. From now on I will give full value in my comments.

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on January 6, 2005 03:10 PM

Now, we're all important in totality. We care like you care, Rocketeer. That's just the way it is around here.

Posted by: Nordicgirl on January 6, 2005 03:16 PM

Who are you watching?!

Posted by: ace on January 6, 2005 03:20 PM

I'm watching people of substance and character who care about what the fuck they do and they fix it. And there's a runway, and some instruments? Where's Joe? Is he the pilot?

Posted by: Nordicgirl on January 6, 2005 03:33 PM

You thought, you thought, you thought this site was funny.
Can you see the integrity kick Ace is on?
Don't make a maniac outta him. When he moves, he slices like a fucking hammer!

Damn, somebody post some Airplane quotes, I'm OD'ing on Anka.

Posted by: on January 6, 2005 04:10 PM

sorry, that was me

Posted by: lauraw on January 6, 2005 04:10 PM

You're all making a fucking maniac out of me.

Posted by: Jimmie on January 7, 2005 12:58 AM
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