Teh internets rock.

Hehe.

"There's only one important one on that stage. Can you spot him?"

Joe? There on the left?

Let it be noted that the guys do, in fact, have shirts.

Well done, Joe.

Dammit, Allah!

Notice that I have removed the offending Blue Light. I am truly a Lightman with Concious. This photo was taken in April, 1975... before fat kid was born. ;-)

Does anyone know if Anka ever got wind of the AnkaPundit thing going on on this blog? Would love to know his reaction to it.

> Does anyone know if Anka ever got wind of the AnkaPundit thing going on on this blog?

I looked at paulanka.com for a while yesterday, and didn't see any references to it, not that it's the kind of thing he'd want to highlight on his web site. I did come away with a couple observations, though:

1) He's had one heck of a career (and he wrote "My Way" -- to which the alternative is, of course, "The Highway").

2) He's coming to Cleveland on April 9, the very day that I leave for vacation -- thus providing incontrovertible proof that the Fates conspire against me.

The site also confirmed that I did, indeed, correctly remember the only important man in Mystery Science Theater's presentation of "Girls' Town."

Ok, the trombone players are like, pointing their slides all toward each other and everything.

Loose fucking shit.

Ace,

There is something so strangely satisfying about this.

And yes, I thank Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. each and everyday for having invented the Internet.

So grateful was I, that I voted for him.

And that, as it turns out, was some really loose shit.

Thank you Ace.

And Thank You Man of Substance!

I guess he didn't have to call Vinnie Falcone after all.
You know, the only pleasure I get out of life is riding your in-jokes into the ground.

Thats just. The fucking. Way. It is!

Truly, this site slices like the proverbial fuckin' hammer.

Do you like your blogs? Do you like your blogs?
Are you getting full value on your money?

Just when it appeared that the Mr. Paul Anka Integrity Saga couldn't get any better, along comes the Man of Substance and his gob-smacking, Blue Light photo to make our day! Hey, if ya' got it good, ya' gotta make it good!

Amazing. I've never gotten fuller value on anything than I have on this site.

Bravo, Ace! Bravo, Man of Substance! You guys are the epitome of conscious.

Man, keeping up with these developments and getting work done is getting to be a chore.

It's hard doing two things at once.

Itr's hard keeping that one eye on the runway.

You wouldn't have that problem Rocketeer if you had been to the last meeting. ...were you at the last meeting? What did I say?

What to say about how funny this is?

...like a fucking hammer!

Sorry lauraw. From now on I will give full value in my comments.

Now, we're all important in totality. We care like you care, Rocketeer. That's just the way it is around here.

Who are you watching?!

I'm watching people of substance and character who care about what the fuck they do and they fix it. And there's a runway, and some instruments? Where's Joe? Is he the pilot?

You thought, you thought, you thought this site was funny.
Can you see the integrity kick Ace is on?
Don't make a maniac outta him. When he moves, he slices like a fucking hammer!

Damn, somebody post some Airplane quotes, I'm OD'ing on Anka.

sorry, that was me

You're all making a fucking maniac out of me.