In the interests of charitable goodwill, I hereby volunteer to remedy this tragedy.

Though, let's be honest, which direction the charity will be traveling is debatable.

We are supposed to care about this why?

Ace, let's be honest. Sex with yourself doesn't count.

Just trying to keep it real. You slice like a f'ing great maul of thunder.

Andrea, I'm with YOU on that. Then again, that is probably a record for Hollywood Sluts.

And Alex, just make sure you remove the sheets from the bed first. If they get even a little crumpled, you'll lose Teri's scrawny tail until morning.

Later,
bbeck

I blame George Bush

I question the timing.

I salute her for not subjecting her kid to the horror of temporary daddies.

Uh, hate to point this out but teh fact that she hasn't had sex isn't the story. That she said she "doesn't have space for it," now THAT concerns me.

Just exactly what is she revealing here?

Ace,

No one should believe this or any other nonesense that is "revealed" by so-called celebrities.

Last year, I dated a women in LA. You know the type, actress/model/photographer/dancer. Spending time with her in LA/Hollywood, I grew to love her and hate all that surrounds celebrity and its disgusting culture.

Much, if not most, of what one reads reagrding these people are intentional lies put out by their own publicists!

And no Andrea, I don't care and neither should you.

Unless that's your thing.

Yeah, but I'll bet she's been through PACKS and PACKS of batteries...

Oh, wait, she's probably environmentally conscious, so make that two packs- one in the charger and the other in the B.O.B.

This made me indescribably sad.

Until I read the publicists post.

Email me for Zahn's contact info. I can probably get you on her show if it means that much to you.

But first: Do you have any exotic animals you can show off?

Hell, even I've got that beat.

I'll bet you do. I'll bet you do.

I could have sworn she was married to Howie Long.

Jeff G: What, this isn't exotic enough animal for ya?

I could have sworn she was married to Howie Long.

Heh, I remember Howie Long telling a story on a talk show (it may have been on Conan, but I'm not sure) about attending a football game (again, my memory is sketchy, but I think it was a High School football game) with his wife. Some rubes came up to him, asking where his wife was. When he told them that the lady with him was his wife, they explained that they thought that the woman from the Radio Shack commercials was his "kin."

But I hear Vanessa Williams and Ving Rhames are very happy together.

People...the story appeared in 'The Sun'.

Put me in Coach! I'll make one of us very happy!

Like a loose shutter in a hurricane.

Never believe a woman who says she hasn't had sex. Especially not when she says it in public.

There's always a lot of "well THAT doesn't count as sex" she's not telling you about.

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Ace, I personally took care of this situation. You may now title your post "Teri Hatcher Hasn't Had Sex in 4 HOURS".

I'm an unimpeachable source, after all.

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